The Supereme Court

[FranklinCosgrove]

Mag, I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, so help me New Balances.

[playdisonlyatnight]

i am LOVING THIS THRE

[sawyer]

can i bribe the judge?

that's how this works right?

was l00kin to dump my gold coinage anyway and ebay is a nightmare

[borkborkbork]

This thread is hilarious, hysterical, uproarious, outrageous. Mmm-hmm.

[Lendo]

Lobbin' law bombs.

[andrewisdope]

all your swag are belong to us

[sawyer]

oyez oyez oyez

the court will now hear krack v okonomi et al

i submit the following evidence:

Dear Krack,

a person of even below-average intelligence could pretty easily see was a flippant remark.

i'm a person of below average intelligence and i thought his remark was dumb

let's hear what the jury box has to say

[broneck]

mine, or his was dumb. =|

[Magsåvningsreserven]

G U I L T Y !

[sawyer]

mine, or his was dumb. =|

as a person of below average intelligence, i can't tell the difference at this point

i'm not actually sure how i'm able to operate this computer

M I S T R I A L

[goat]

A P P E A L

[into the rain]

D E N I E D

[funkdoobi]

how'd i miss this? dead.

[OkayOkay]

exteeng vs the world.

Case regarding Kiko Mizuhara Appreciation Thread.

co defendant named as Amardeep

I'd like to implore the court to drop charges against Amardeep on grounds of temporary insanity, or at least reduce to simple negligence.

Evidence brought forth by Dismalfuture:

"she is busu-kawa = 'ugly cute' - except I'm not seeing the cute part, I think she's just ugly."

and Funkdoobi

secondary evidence as follows:

she's just one average looking bitch.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

D E N I E D on account of you being B L I N D

[Vampyrvargfesten]

Exhibit S:

Kiko fails the Supreme Ebbets cap test.

Cover her hair and it's an ugly boy!

[into the rain]

On exteeng vs. the world,

The Court finds the world guilty of SHITTY TASTE IN ASIAN WOMEN.

[OkayOkay]

this might be one of the first / only times I've felt genuinely superior to Magnetic. (0)

[funkdoobi]

D E N I E D on account of you being B L I N D

sir, i do believe you must plead insanity and be taken away to the asylum . the subject at hand is in fact, genuinely, ugly as fuck.

[OkayOkay]

the people have spoken.

[duck sauce]

(haters gonna hate)

[blm14]

[duck sauce]

just because she doesn't have massive tits

[okonomi]

Whatever, Kiko ain't mad

[into the rain]

The Court summons NAUSEA for egregious misconduct in his incessant production of poor quality threads.

[FranklinCosgrove]

Seconded .

[f50fan]

I was there. I saw everything.

[ordo]

G U I L T Y

[colourz]

The Court has now published the first publicly released opinion statement regard exteeng vs the world:

"The court finds that exteeng's creation of a controversial appreciation thread can be justified. As all men know (including us wizened elders of the court), women tend to find other women attractive when men would not. Also, we, as a representatives and vessels of the highest law of Sufu, acknowledge that Kiko Mizuhara is totally fuckable. Despite these admissions, the court upholds that exteeng is guilty of attempting to place Kiko Mizuhara on a pedestal equal to that of Miranda Kerr and Nicolas Cage, which is not only illegal but so fucking wrong."

S T I L L G U I L T Y

P R E C E D E N T E S T A B L I S H E D

bangbangbang

court clozed

[fruitbrute]

In NAUSEA's defence:

his threads are laughably bad and thus thay make me (and probably others) laugh. One might argue that supretrash is for fap material, but there are precedents showing us that supertrash should also contian lulz. NAUSEA provides those, regardless of whether you deem his threads to be of five star quality.