Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[freecat 1,123,982]

Indeed. It's actually not creepy at all he actually seems nice (read the message in hurry)...

Now this is the creepy message i received (from someone else, some dude with a red epeen and 27 posts):

please don't take this offensively, but do you play soccer or do any sports? cos your legs aren't like the other sufuers. slightly thicker NOT that its a bad thing and mine are definitely a few inches thicker than yours. but you pull off your bottoms real well man.

[Baeyer-Drewson 2,189,730]

^He wants to stalk, rape, and kill you. Obv.

[into the rain 413,130]

sounds like he wants to you bro

[Spaghettini 860,040]

i used 'brand synergy' in a meeting today, and it went well. do i owe milspex royalties?

[into the rain 413,130]

^nah dude 12345678910

the term is "brand harmony" and I invented it.

[ohsnap 865,345]

been dancing/bboying since junior high

and i've never seen such good female choreo as i've seen in this:

t-vTaktsUSw

booty shake at 1:58. swag at 2:07-2:26.

[haploid 606,306]

i sweat like a fucking pig sufu

HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP ITS FUCKING EMBARRASSING

maybe i shud just rock huge pit stains like bruce willis in all them action movies

[into the rain 413,130]

yo take a cold bottle of liquid and put it on your balls and hold it there for a bit. you cool down instantly (0). you can also put it behind your neck or your wrists, but they are not as cool as putting it on your balls. also, carry a little handkerchief to wipe your sweat; you can also wear anti-perspirants but the aluminum in it will stain your pits on white shirts.

[into the rain 413,130]

yo take a cold bottle of liquid and put it on your balls and hold it there for a bit. you cool down instantly (0). you can also put it behind your neck or your wrists, but they are not as cool as putting it on your balls. also, carry a little handkerchief to wipe your sweat; you can also wear anti-perspirants but the aluminum in it will stain your pits on white shirts.

[haploid 606,306]

dog i sweat constantly i cant be going to job interviews with a fuckin ice pack on my balls!!! maybe i should just wear a cup and put one of those cold packs they give you in school when u got some pussy bruise in it.

clopek u sweat a lot right what do u do?? or do u just let the natural musk smell waft around and attract a group of ready-2-mate femails?

[jayrock 413,952]

[Spaghettini 860,040]

diet: probably too much yang (hot foods)

need to eat cooling foods, like banana, carrots, fig, duck, snow peas, sweet potatoes, raspberries, apples, etc

you smoke right? take it easy on the smoking

keep yourself well hydrated

buy dri-fit undershirts and underwear

[ohsnap 865,345]

after i lift, i like to reach down under, scratch my egg roll (or, in this case, the beef balls), and take a long sniff

(4)

[samsikle 1,203,752]

and i've never seen such good female choreo as i've seen in this:

i feel like you can't really say that without at least mentioning aaliyah. her 10th year death anniversary is this year

[Vampyrvargfesten 2,305,084]

Steve McQueen is to "A Continuous Lean" as Bettie Page is to "Suicide Girls"

[ke1 390,006]

Drinking beers and teaching myself fundamental mathematics.

[bernt 145,271]

I used to sweat a lot

I went from antiperspirant to natural deodorants a few years back. you got to trim pit hair also.

now I only sweat when doing something physical.

[sensible shoes 146,758]

[ke1 390,006]

that's cold blooded

[conqueror 729,481]

i sweat like a fucking pig sufu

HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP ITS FUCKING EMBARRASSING

maybe i shud just rock huge pit stains like bruce willis in all them action movies

maybe you have hyperhydrosis (i have it, and from memory so do a few others on here).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperhydrosis

[on-display 592,796]

time to suck todays dick

[sawn-off chef 1,667,856]

I'm vulgarly sick out of nowhere today, I woke up shaking with an ill fever, my girl was super worried, still went to work. Awful decision.

[broneck 1,657,139]

just start puking on 9 thousand dollar sofas, they'll send you home right quick

edit - haploid:

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=200666&page=4

[spudeey 100,244]

I would never be able to work at a suburban bank. Never seen so many mediocre looking people in my life.

[Oxy. 511,086]

keep getting "low on RAM" message

problem solved...

[Hendodo 194,447]

and the top news of yahoo is justin bieber getting tattoos...

seriously?

[cure 266,004]

i put hot chocolate mix into my coffee and im really happy about that

[fang 247,018]

skipping out on sunscreen was a terrible idea

[RRL Stine 57,222]

It always is.

[flyordie 46,279]

keep getting "low on RAM" message

problem solved...

Stripped to the waist, the Canadian star showed off his rock-hard stomach in a pair of bathing shorts teamed with flip flops and white sunglasses.