Have you ever been approached by a gang member?

[iheartvisvim]

Me a a bunch of my friends got “checked†last night. We were just hanging out on the curb, waiting for a bus, and one of my dumbfuck friends starts shouting “suu wuu†and throwing up signs, when some g dude rolled up and asked us if we banged. Of course, we all responded “NOâ€. The dude was frustrated, and you could tell that he just wanted to kill someone, so he asked us to roll up our sleeves (to check for tats), and when he couldn't find anything, he tried pressuring us, asking us if we “were sure''. He eventually gave up, though.

[amardeep]

you could tell that he just wanted to kill someone

i mean, c'mon son.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

^that had me rolling, if he's not white then i don't know what stereotypes are for

[Vampyrvargfesten]

beeesubeeem is code word

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

hey guys btw

KEYS OPEN DOORS

just in case you didn't know and shit

[cyberPUNK]

[broneck]

Me a a bunch of my friends got “checked” last night. We were just hanging out on the curb, waiting for a bus, and one of my dumbfuck friends starts shouting “suu wuu” and throwing up signs, when some g dude rolled up and asked us if we banged. Of course, we all responded “NO”. The dude was frustrated, and you could tell that he just wanted to kill someone, so he asked us to roll up our sleeves (to check for tats), and when he couldn't find anything, he tried pressuring us, asking us if we “were sure''. He eventually gave up, though.

i was chillin' right around my weight, 21st, east side of the beach. this motherfucka ran up on me talkin' shit wit his homies like he wuz a straight - g. askin' where i'm from when he runnin' up. Gangbang my set on every one of them. Some things son they just won't change, fools don't respect nothin' but tha gang bang.

[alexryb]

dude bro don't wanna call ya out, but didn't you use that in the "the forum that rapes together stays together" thread?

[lotek01]

Yeah there was this one time I was hanging by an alley smoking after a gig, and this du comes up to me all serious and shit and asked where I'm from and if I knew where I was. When I didn't respond he grabbed my collar, looked straight into my eyes and snarled, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

[cyberPUNK]

dude bro don't wanna call ya out, but didn't you use that in the "the forum that rapes together stays together" thread?

nah homie, as you can see by the image, there are least 57 covers. collect 'em all!

[lawless]

i'm a member of the ms 13

[geneticdrifter]

*****

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[blm14]

[blm14]

[artificialsky]

I popped my animal pak in and chased it with boars blood, and then the unthinkable happened today, I was going to enter my gym through the main entrance when animal instinct took over. I knew something was wrong. It was my large torso, too wide to get through the door. I calmed myself down thinking, i'd better be able to get into the gym. I went back to my car, popped another animal pak, reved up my engine, and drove through the door. The crash cleared 4 more feet in the entrance, wide enough for future visits to the gym, because I know i'd only be getting bigger by the second. The animal pak was in full effect at this point, I lost control. I reved up the engine once more and ran over the people on the treadmills. All those doing curls I played bumper cars with, they didn't stand a chance. I saw my target, I drove to the squat rack. Parked my car on some pussy benching 400. I got out, and immediately loaded up 1000 lbs for warm ups. Not having enough 45 plates in the gym to suffice my ultimate animal needs, I went around collecting bodies, bodies ranging from 150 pound weaklings to 300 pound blobs. I stood them all in a line and threw an olympic bar like a javelin through their torsos, making a human shish-kebob weighing 3000 lbs. I threw it up over my head, took a deep breath into my belly of human flesh and blood, and repped for 20. Then I siphoned some of my cars gasoline out onto the floor beneath the 3000 pound human squat bar, lit it up and cooked myself a well balanced animal meal. Some might call it murder, I just call it instinct, animals can't be arrested for murder. Animal Pak, can you handle it?

[HOLY]

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[gfunkdocta]

I broke into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

[shea butter]

This topic needed to be read with background music.

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[artificialsky]

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=60848

[jayrock]

Ya bro. Like the other day I was doing bent over rear delt fly's. I was on my last set, and decided to really go balls to the wall. I picked up the 80lb dumbbells, too light. I looked around and saw a 150lb faggot and said "Hold these faggot." I threw the 80's up in the air and did a double volleyball spike right at the faggot. ****in bullseye mother****er, the kid was pinned to the ground with all his ribs crushed. I eyed the ultimate test. I went over and grabbed the 150's and started cursing the shit out of them, letting them know who's ****ing gym they were in. I carried the mother****ers over to my bench that I had pissed all over before incase anyone didn't know it wasn't taken. I threw them on the ground, sweared at the bitches even more. I took my seat, grasped my huge ****ing hands around the handles, and prepared to rep for 10. I got to my 5th rep and what's this? Some old mother****er on death's doorstep was coming over to get the 5lb dumbbells to bench with, and he farted right in my face. I looked down to check - no, I automatically knew that I didn't have sand in my vag. Here's a little science lesson for you faggots - Animals don't get sand in their vag. The shit didn't even phase me though brah, I was too in the zone to even care. I rep'd out at 10 with the 150's, stood up, and looked for that old mother****er. I took a dumbbell in each of my animal hands and swung my arms like 2 windmills as I ran full speed at old man river. By the time he finally lifted his head it was too late. The last thing he saw was my animal eyes ready to speed up his meeting with death. I pulverized his puny body and beat him with the dumbbells until he turned to powder. I gathered up all the powder, put it in my jug, mixed it lion's blood that I carry around with me, and chugged. Some people might say it's inhumane. Some people might say being in the zone is unsafe. I say I'm just an animal.

[Guest NoRtHsIde]

This is the most dangerous gang out there. . .

beware

[blm14]

beardsplode

[goat]

[gfunkdocta]

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT

[Bigyen]

BAF used to have a show on public access of them beating up kids near the mind tree, then they'd show a Tim Dog video.

Then one day i bought this: