greatest baseball names ever

[evisu 2000]

nick swisher

catfish hunter

rollie fingers

coco crisp

bip roberts

bobby jenks

dick pole

milton bradley

rusty kuntz

sibbi sisty

johnny grubb

derek jeter

coco laboy

phil coke

virgil trucks

kiki kyler

yogi berra

amos otis

champ summers

chet lemon

darryl strawberry

[samsikle]

now some of those are just plain silly

[Lab]

shit i was gon say coco crisp

orel hershiser

whitey ford

wally berger

i call jorje posada jorje tostada

[evisu 2000]

sammy sosa

credit: salaryman

[icandunkonu]

gaylord perry

butch husky

[evisu 2000]

fuzzy dunlop

[Hendodo]

razor shines

onix concepcion

[evisu 2000]

carlton fucking fisk

cal ripken jr

dave justice

dave cone

[2000dB]

came here to post coco laboy ):

herm winningham

[kunk75]

pretty solid list there mass

[WayneGibbous]

coco crisp was once traded for milton bradley

[islandboi8204]

goose gossage

bucky fucking dent

[pantheist]

jay buhner

nolan ryan

[Sleazy P]

heinie manush

bobo newsom

van lingle mungo

clyde kluttz

dickie thon

gookie dawkins

johnny dickshot

boof bonser

dick tidrow

oddibe mcdowell

[salaryman]

coco crisp is probably one of the best ever.

babe ruth is obvious but good.

hank aaron

pokey reese

bobo belinksky

nook logan

[sonicvoodoo]

jj putz

mickey mantle

marv throneberry

casey stengel

kevin mench

[blm14]

Are we talking names of best players or players with the best names?

Grant Balfour (a pitcher whose last name is ball four!? come on!!!)

[kidaradio]

Johnny Dickshot

joe Adcock

Jim Cockman

[sonicvoodoo]

johnny pesky

[goat]

Kirby Puckett

[evisu 2000]

boof bonser

dickey pearce

bartolo colon

moose haas

wonderful terrific monds

bobby cox

[rajko]

Shooty Babitt

[homi29]

roberto alamar

ken griffey jr

babe ruth

[islandboi8204]

doug fister pitched a good game for the mariners last night

[skiniks]

Mike Sweeny (sound it out)

Chili Davis

Jung Bong

Pete LaCock

Dick Cox

Dick Burns

Dick Wantz

[Orion]

Van Lingle Mungo

Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish

Cornelius Alexander McGillicuddy

Doug Gwosdz

Pussy Tebeau

[the_state]

phil rizzuto

mike piazza

[evisu 2000]

bud black

humberto quintero

cody ransom

skeeter barnes

kyle farnsworth

van lingle mungo

[inquire]

Orval Overall

Tucker Stainback

Catfish Hunter

Oyster Burns

Boileryard Clarke

Butts Wagner

Lastings Milledge

Jarrod Saltalamacchia

[blm14]

Oil Can Boyd

Mookie Wilson

Rusty Kuntz

Hillbilly Bildilli

Woody Held

Gookie Dawkins

Jayhawk Owens

Yuniesky Betancourt

Dan Uggla

Johnny Dickshot

Boof Bonser

Jimmy Gobble

Boob Fowler

BJ Upton

John Wockenfuss

Corollary, when I worked in admissions we used to have a yearly contest for people with the best names. Some previous winners:

Nimrod Wieselfisch (pronounced weasel-fish)

Suparman Widjaja

Somchat Thongpussa (!!!)

Young Phuk

Dong Dong Wang

Shithead Rasheed (pronounced SHUH-teed)