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nick swisher

catfish hunter

rollie fingers

coco crisp

bip roberts

bobby jenks

dick pole

milton bradley

rusty kuntz

sibbi sisty

johnny grubb

derek jeter

coco laboy

phil coke

virgil trucks

kiki kyler

yogi berra

amos otis

champ summers

chet lemon

darryl strawberry

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shit i was gon say coco crisp :(

orel hershiser

whitey ford

wally berger

i call jorje posada jorje tostada

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gaylord perry

butch husky

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razor shines

onix concepcion

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heinie manush

bobo newsom

van lingle mungo

clyde kluttz

dickie thon

gookie dawkins

johnny dickshot

boof bonser

dick tidrow

oddibe mcdowell

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coco crisp is probably one of the best ever.

babe ruth is obvious but good.

hank aaron

pokey reese

bobo belinksky

nook logan

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Are we talking names of best players or players with the best names?

Grant Balfour (a pitcher whose last name is ball four!? come on!!!)

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Kirby Puckett

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Mike Sweeny (sound it out)

Chili Davis

Jung Bong

Pete LaCock

Dick Cox

Dick Burns

Dick Wantz

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Van Lingle Mungo

Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish

Cornelius Alexander McGillicuddy

Doug Gwosdz

Pussy Tebeau

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Orval Overall

Tucker Stainback

Catfish Hunter

Oyster Burns

Boileryard Clarke

Butts Wagner

Lastings Milledge

Jarrod Saltalamacchia

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Oil Can Boyd

Mookie Wilson

Rusty Kuntz

Hillbilly Bildilli

Woody Held

Gookie Dawkins

Jayhawk Owens

Yuniesky Betancourt

Dan Uggla

Johnny Dickshot

Boof Bonser

Jimmy Gobble

Boob Fowler

BJ Upton

John Wockenfuss

Corollary, when I worked in admissions we used to have a yearly contest for people with the best names. Some previous winners:

Nimrod Wieselfisch (pronounced weasel-fish)

Suparman Widjaja

Somchat Thongpussa (!!!)

Young Phuk

Dong Dong Wang

Shithead Rasheed (pronounced SHUH-teed)

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