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I still technically live at my other house, but I'm shacking up with my girlfriend lately. I caught this other guy jerking off on my bed when I was out of the house last weekend and thus he is a wanker. I don't raelly have the time or energy to deal with this situation right now I just abandoned my house, took my jawnz, and came to my girlfriend's house where I can cry into her E cup titties and squeeze all the sperm out of my body like an almost finished tube of toothpaste.

So I need my supergay swap package at my new place, rather than old.

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I still technically live at my other house, but I'm shacking up with my girlfriend lately. I caught this other guy jerking off on my bed when I was out of the house last weekend and thus he is a wanker. I don't raelly have the time or energy to deal with this situation right now I just abandoned my house, took my jawnz, and came to my girlfriend's house where I can cry into her E cup titties and squeeze all the sperm out of my body like an almost finished tube of toothpaste.

So I need my supergay swap package at my new place, rather than old.

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dear swap-partner,

I hope you enjoy delicious cookies (white chocolate macadamia, sugar cookies, chocolate peanut butter, etc etc etc) and decadent brownies..

and cinnabon and beer..

and other stuff too

yours truly,

mrcb

p.s. - I hope to get my package out by tomorrow. if not, the following morning

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dear swap-partner,

I hope you enjoy delicious cookies (white chocolate macadamia, sugar cookies, chocolate peanut butter, etc etc etc) and decadent brownies..

and cinnabon and beer..

and other stuff too

yours truly,

mrcb

p.s. - I hope to get my package out by tomorrow. if not, the following morning

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home run anxiety?

everyone's on some "oh, im having the whale foreskin flown in especially from japan to complete my package - i'll be shipping on monday"

i know damn well my package isnt going to be cool compared to that!

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home run anxiety?

everyone's on some "oh, im having the whale foreskin flown in especially from japan to complete my package - i'll be shipping on monday"

i know damn well my package isnt going to be cool compared to that!

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Put the finishing touches on the gifts earlier... now I gotta write the letter. Will have mine in the mail tomorrow. Anyone recommend a carrier? I'm thinkin FedEx, but shits expensive.

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would i get into any trouble if a drew a giant penis on the outside of the box before sending it out? im thinking of a big veiny one ....

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i drew

8======= D

on something i sent to asstricks

ive put the final stitches on my prezzie (rather crappily sorry)

off to the post office i trott

You're sending it to me right???

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Finally got around to buying something haaaaaahhhh.

Good shit though. Only realized today that it's apparently illegal to send beer over the mail in some states, but whatevz.

Will get rest tomorrow. I'll try to ship tomorrow, but if not, then no later than Saturday.

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would i get into any trouble if a drew a giant penis on the outside of the box before sending it out? im thinking of a big veiny one ....

its not illegal to have a big sexy penis soooooooooooo

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