Hey SuFu Let's Talk About Sex.

[Fabulaz]

Pringles can for win-win situation

[6ixes&7evens]

i fux wit thee fleshlight ya feelz me?

[weidna]

i've finally found a girl who's down to beat in the library. she says it's one of the last things she wants to do before transferring schools.

there's a relatively secluded area in the basement that's usually kind of empty but still all filled with books, so it would set the atmosphere appropriately. here's to hoping i get my d academically v'd up. in the near future.

[cinderella]

the fact that the pringles can has been painted hot pink is so GROSS

[Fabulaz]

it looks like a cinnabon SO NOT GROSS

[ProfMonnitoff]

[the_state]

y'all ever spit in a bitches face when you're fucking them? i love doing that shit.

[原料かば]

only on hookups

[villain]

y'all ever spit in a bitches face when you're fucking them? i love doing that shit.

you some nasty nigga

[Lab]

let's talk bout u and me lets talk about all the good thingz

[ouss]

. Although it is acceptable for one to enjoy his lady (or man) friend selflessly offering their anus for pleasure, just know that there must be reciprocal sacrificing--not always sexual, it could be watching horrendous movies or hanging out with their family.

lololololol

[ouss]

i try to think to some ugly shit like girl in 6ixes & 7evens avatar in order to last longer but it doesnt work

IT FUCKIN DOESNT WORK

[mr fluffernutter]

let's talk bout u and me lets talk about all the good thingz

my grade 7 teacher used to play that song during sex-ed lawlawlaw

[6ixes&7evens]

i try to think to some ugly shit like girl in 6ixes & 7evens avatar in order to last longer but it doesnt work

IT FUCKIN DOESNT WORK

SHUN THE NON BELIEVER

[redgrail]

shunnnnnnnnnn

no one knocks creepy chan on my shift

[原料かば]

[ouss]

well, i tried again tonight srsly STILL DOESNT WORK!

fuck i don't know what to think

[原料かば]

should probably edge when you j/o

[ouss]

don't understand.

[原料かば]

which part? edging?

[Jimbo69]

think about hot guys

it might make it worse though...

[6ixes&7evens]

don't understand.

oh are you gay if so then my bad

[KyleFall]

What's with people saying cumming on a girl's face isn't standard? Maybe I only fuck sluts =/

[Yardsale]

run thru it like a highschool hallway

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

well, i tried again tonight srsly STILL DOESNT WORK!

fuck i don't know what to think

maybe you should think about females

[ouss]

which part? edging?

yeah what do you mean by edging? (i dont get all the terms in english...)

[原料かば]

courtesy of urban dictionary

"Coming nearly close to climax or ejaculation,then purposefully stopping sexual stimulation in order to delay the same, so that the ultimate climax will be more intense. Unlike the other two definitions of "edging" so far included in this dictionary, it is not a practice necessary inclusive of masturbation ("wanking"), but is also practiced amongst homosexual (and, I suppose, heterosexual) partners/couples."

[cheep]

fuck pulling out and busting on a face... i told my girl that semen was an anti depressant, and now she swallows every load!

[seraphim]

getting prissy over swallowing is pointless. if its already been in your mouth, then what difference does it make?

a girl i was friends with in school used to blow her boyfriend daily because he told her that buildup of ejaculate could cause him serious health problems.. she looked really confused when she found out it was bullshit.

[redgrail]

ahahahaha

that's brilliant