Hey SuFu Let's Talk About Sex.

[broneck]

i will be honest, i wish i could find a girl down to let me toss her salad. (0)

^ u gotta look for the crazy girls y'know the ones that say they love you after a date.

this thread been fucked up.

just straight up not true. know how to get a girl to let you toss her salad?

1.) go down on her

2.) start tossin'

objections will be shortlived and inarticulate

[lestat]

^ yeah i've done that before... going down on a girl, then started tossing her salad... most beezys aint down for it

[setterman]

^ yeah i've done that before... going down on a girl, then started tossing her salad... most beezys aint down for it

Well, rather than just diving in you could start with a finger and a little stroking back there. She finds out how good that feels, she might be open to the tongue going back there. I think most women are sensitive about their bodies and don't appreciate it when a guy just goes ahead and does something as intimate as that without asking first.

Introduced my girlfriend to ass licking. She loves it, and it's one of the quickest ways to get her off. Unfortunately she doesn't return the favor as much as I'd like, but just the fact that she'll do it occasionally is better than never.

[sawn-off chef]

mannnn, I don't know about receiving that salad. May have to pause you on that one. Still haven't found one that will let me though, bummer.

[evisu 2000]

ayo ...

[redX]

you guys are tightasses if you haven't tried it yet (i mean being on the receiving end)

ask Mharci

[sawn-off chef]

My ass stays tight, bru.

[lak]

..........

[julzkind]

I would be more receptive to a tongue than a finger...cause finger is like going directly for it but tongue is like "oh this dude is mad sloppy but thy feels good so ima let him keep going"

[broneck]

scott m knows how i roll

pause

[sawn-off chef]

Clopek and I bonded over our love for handing out a freshly tossed salad.

Pause.

[broneck]

From pizza to tossed salad in under half an hour AM I RITE

[sawn-off chef]

Snacks on snacks on snacks

[lil brown brother]

asian massage parlor chicks toss salad on the reg

[lestat]

Well, rather than just diving in you could start with a finger and a little stroking back there. She finds out how good that feels, she might be open to the tongue going back there. I think most women are sensitive about their bodies and don't appreciate it when a guy just goes ahead and does something as intimate as that without asking first.

Introduced my girlfriend to ass licking. She loves it, and it's one of the quickest ways to get her off. Unfortunately she doesn't return the favor as much as I'd like, but just the fact that she'll do it occasionally is better than never.

yeah... couple of them opened up to the idea afterwards... eventually one agreed to my dick up her ass...

but yeah getting tossed is pretty fucking awesome... just as long she don't shove any fingers up my poop chute....

best in 69 position.... my face buried in her snatch... her face on my asshole.

[redX]

^ that post combined with that avatar is just priceless

[broneck]

disgusting

[mr fluffernutter]

you guys are all gay

[mr fluffernutter]

it's missionary or nothing. just like god intended

[gfunkdocta]

damb some of yall are reallllly close to riding that rainbow to work

[DaBestSpoona]

it's missionary or nothing. just like god intended

what about missionary anal

[playdisonlyatnight]

damb some of yall are reallllly close to riding that rainbow to work

lol i remember reading this exact phrase (same thread?) in like 2008, about dudes getting their asses ate

I never have but i will abide a finger

[lestat]

it's missionary or nothing. just like god intended

if that's what God intended, then why he put thumb grips on the lower back of hot skinny girls??

[e0d9n0b5]

lol ass lick owns

[tac0tron]

Do you enjoy giving oral sex? love it, but guys--if all you're down for is getting head, make it enjoyable for her and do shit that would turn her on during. i.e. talking dirty, making her gag, slapping...w/e

Wow... what a woman! :eek:

[BearCousin]

^ sup julz

[julzkind]

Ayeeee I keep it 100

[Chris-Craft]

marry me?

[boy better know]

asslicking is for the woman you love

Edited August 24, 2012 by boy better know

[mbsangs]

my girl always wants to have sex all the damn time