what racial epiphets are hurled in your general direction?

[branespload]

epiphet isn't a word fyi

negged

the only racial slur i like is "dothead" because when i first read it I thought it was pronounced "dough theed"

[gfunkdocta]

a mexican, a jew and a colored guy go into a bar, the bartender looks up and says, get the fuck outta here.

[juliaN.]

^^^

brilliant in its deceptive simplicity.

some i've read along the way and loved, wish i came up with them -

Q: What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

A: Fucking niggers.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning?

A: Take your foot off his head.

Two polish men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

And one I thought up while shooting the shit with some friends earlier this week and the subject came to Jewish hypocrisy:

- There are two types of people you should never argue with in this world: Fools, and Jews.

My top 5 Comedies of All Time:

Dumb and Dumber

Schindler's List

Requiem for a Dream

Salo

Lolita

[Guest jmatsu]

no ones ever really called me any racist names..bitch yah..

I've heard of twinkie..oreo..

twinkie is a gay talk OR yellow on the outside, white on the inside.

oreo is like some educated-system-uncle tom shit.

don't know they woulda said that shit to you.

[branespload]

^ whitney's reply wasn't pertaining to this thread, she just has a habit of mentioning sweets whenever she can..

[octo]

you guys are fucked

[branespload]

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

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[juliaN.]

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

[gfunkdocta]

i'm not racist though, i mean seriously..

i love black people, i think everyone should own one..

[juliaN.]

yeah fuck racism, I don't condone it any way shape or form. I got tons of black friends. I never counted how many though, because, y'know, to do so would be racist.

[mrchariybrown]

I have a friend named kevin

his nickname is niv, which is derived from nivek (kevin backwards)

he has really full lips, has a big penis (nomo), and loves to drink 40s

we sometimes call him niv-ger

is that racist???

[C0C0]

i have always thought octoroon was an interesting word

http://hemi.ps.tsoa.nyu.edu/archive/studentwork/colony/olson/Casta1.htm

these are way crazier

[juliaN.]

I have a friend named kevin

his nickname is niv, which is derived from nivek (kevin backwards)

he has really full lips, has a big penis (nomo), and loves to drink 40s

we sometimes call him niv-ger

is that racist???

kinda...

on a more serious note (true story about to follow):

Back in around grade 3 I had a friend named Terry Ng. Back then I had no idea how to pronounce his surname properly in English. I asked him, and he said he didn't know either, so he would just tell his English speaking friends to call him "Terry Nigger"

I didn't find it funny or anything back then, I didn't even have a concept of what the N-word was. Obviously the dude ain't black...

[dismalfuture]

how do you pronounce Ng anyway? I think theres some girl on my facebook with that name and I've never thought about that until now.

[juliaN.]

hmmm...i really don't know how to explain this without actually saying it, but basically you pronounce it exactly as it's written - "Ng"

When you say it put your tongue on the roof of your mouth and say it as if it was a nasal "n" kinda like "nggh"

the other name incorporating the same letters which I always had a blast trying to get right was "Nguyen" ... i would say "ng-uyen", and there was a hilarious computer teacher in grade 9 who always read it out loud as "Nugent" as in "Ted Nugent."

Apparently the right way is something like "wee-yen"

[ProfMonnitoff]

isnt it just nguyen but asian dudes are tired of peope pronouncing it like it has 3 syllables

[juliaN.]

yeah but that begs the question - for someone to encounter the word "nguyen" on paper for the very first time, how would they go about pronouncing it

I think it's one of those names/words that serve more of an aesthetic function - like "Chigurh" ... it's not really meant to be said out loud.

[Francis Xavier]

a black guy called me 'cocky ass japanese' from his care one time. does that count for anything?

chink was pretty popular circa 1995, but they never knew that i was a slope instead

extra question: when segregation was around before 1965, which water fountain/baffroom did the asians and hispanics go to?

They used the sink in the public bathroom.

All this talk of race-relations makes me excited because I get to go up to the fourth floor of the hospital where I work now to flirt with Gifty, this nurse from Ghana. She's so effin' sexy to me. She has this hot voice and a really tight, petite little body. I wanna shoot a baby up in that pussy.

[Whodinihimself]

how do you pronounce Ng anyway? I think theres some girl on my facebook with that name and I've never thought about that until now.

They Might Be Giants have a song called Anna Ng ... and they say it repeatedly...

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But they're not Chinese, so I can't say for sure if this is how it should be pronounced.

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[mrchariybrown]

how do you pronounce Ng anyway? I think theres some girl on my facebook with that name and I've never thought about that until now.

I posted this shit in the random thoughts thread and no one answered me

[headcoat]

[AstroWolf]

me and a friend were big on calling each other jew bag for a while... jew bag, not jew bagel...

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

barack obama

[lestat]

They Might Be Giants have a song called Anna Ng ... and they say it repeatedly...

7dQLkxz6c2E

But they're not Chinese, so I can't say for sure if this is how it should be pronounced.

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yeah they're pronouncing it correctly.. the character for Ng in Chinese sounds totally different.

[djrajio]

American (10 char)

[dismalfuture]

Yeah um, thanks for the music. I am deaf muthafucka. (0)

[Whodinihimself]

Yeah um, thanks for the music. I am deaf muthafucka. (0)

^^^ haha...I didn't say it was a good song.

[dismalfuture]

I think I was replying to a DDML (aka Dunk Phantom) post that was above mine, but I'm drinking atm so it might've been an apparition.

[dismalfuture]

I'm pretty sure now that DDML just erased his post, but that figures, since he is the Dunk Phantom.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i grew up with a couple nguyens

close close friends of mine

i was told it should be pronounced "when" but he tolerated "knew-when"