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hi guys my name is ben hur and i'm your sad, sad dad.

my interests include and are limited to: black eyes, unknown stains, sexual lubricants, sexual deviants, knocked-out teeth, split lips, whipped cream, abortions, and

fuckin stretch marks.

boys names i like:

eban, celery, mister internet provider, Local Area Network connection.

if i have a girl i want it to be:

jan, or Jewel

love,

Dad

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hi my name is bernard (GO BERNARD!!!). leonard leroy says im a passive aggressive asian boy. i mainly just write emo and or battle raps and "contribute" exclusively to the trash. i don't post fits because i suck and am super peasant status. so much, in fact, that i literally beg to differ.

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hi guys my name is ben hur and i'm your sad, sad dad.

my interests include and are limited to: black eyes, unknown stains, sexual lubricants, sexual deviants, knocked-out teeth, split lips, whipped cream, abortions, and

fuckin stretch marks.

boys names i like:

eban, celery, mister internet provider, Local Area Network connection.

if i have a girl i want it to be:

jan, or Jewel

love,

Dad

cool interests, mine are along a similar wavelength.

Eban is a dope boys name, i'd prefer celery on a girl.

overall i assess this introduction as being worthy of pen pal status. Hook me up with the address promise I won't mail poop or bombs

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Hi, I'm George, I'm 20 and currently unemployed, looking for work at a cafe or retail fashion store.

I live with my mum and her boyfriend who is an utter prick. I cook, clean and take care of myself. I'm into the alternative/psychadelic/indie scene and despise hipsters/jocks/emos/goths/anyone who wants to label themself.

I play DOTA too much, have a Wii that I want to sell and desperately want to learn piano (have learned a bit) or guitar (though have no money at the moment).

Music is a huge part of my life, with my favourite artists being the likes of Boards of Canada, Shpongle, Dredg, Aphex Twin, Porcupine Tree and the like.

I'm probably the most hated member on here, thanks to my initial reaction of what people said about my fits and some stupid comments I've made early on.

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Hi, I'm George, I'm 20 and currently unemployed, looking for work at a cafe or retail fashion store.

I live with my mum and her boyfriend who is an utter prick. I cook, clean and take care of myself. I'm into the alternative/psychadelic/indie scene and despise hipsters/jocks/emos/goths/anyone who wants to label themself.

I play DOTA too much, have a Wii that I want to sell and desperately want to learn piano (have learned a bit) or guitar (though have no money at the moment).

Music is a huge part of my life, with my favourite artists being the likes of Boards of Canada, Shpongle, Dredg, Aphex Twin, Porcupine Tree and the like.

I'm probably the most hated member on here, thanks to my initial reaction of what people said about my fits and some stupid comments I've made early on.

well this one aint helping your cause either.

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Hi, I'm George, I'm 20 and currently unemployed, looking for work at a cafe or retail fashion store.

I live with my mum and her boyfriend who is an utter prick. I cook, clean and take care of myself. I'm into the alternative/psychadelic/indie scene and despise hipsters/jocks/emos/goths/anyone who wants to label themself.

I play DOTA too much, have a Wii that I want to sell and desperately want to learn piano (have learned a bit) or guitar (though have no money at the moment).

Music is a huge part of my life, with my favourite artists being the likes of Boards of Canada, Shpongle, Dredg, Aphex Twin, Porcupine Tree and the like.

I'm probably the most hated member on here, thanks to my initial reaction of what people said about my fits and some stupid comments I've made early on.

hipster

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Hi, I'm George, I'm 20 and currently unemployed, looking for work at a cafe or retail fashion store.

I live with my mum and her boyfriend who is an utter prick. I cook, clean and take care of myself. I'm into the alternative/psychadelic/indie scene and despise hipsters/jocks/emos/goths/anyone who wants to label themself.

I play DOTA too much, have a Wii that I want to sell and desperately want to learn piano (have learned a bit) or guitar (though have no money at the moment).

Music is a huge part of my life, with my favourite artists being the likes of Boards of Canada, Shpongle, Dredg, Aphex Twin, Porcupine Tree and the like.

I'm probably the most hated member on here, thanks to my initial reaction of what people said about my fits and some stupid comments I've made early on.

You should probably start taking drugs to supplement what a wanker you are. Heroin would be a nice start.

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Hi, I'm George, I'm 20 and currently unemployed, looking for work at a cafe or retail fashion store.

I live with my mum and her boyfriend who is an utter prick. I cook, clean and take care of myself. I'm into the alternative/psychadelic/indie scene and despise hipsters/jocks/emos/goths/anyone who wants to label themself.

I play DOTA too much, have a Wii that I want to sell and desperately want to learn piano (have learned a bit) or guitar (though have no money at the moment).

Music is a huge part of my life, with my favourite artists being the likes of Boards of Canada, Shpongle, Dredg, Aphex Twin, Porcupine Tree and the like.

I'm probably the most hated member on here, thanks to my initial reaction of what people said about my fits and some stupid comments I've made early on.

This made me sad.

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Time to post in cinnabon thread.

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20 and currently unemployed

I live with my mum

I'm into the alternative/psychadelic/indie scene

DOTA

Wii

Music is a huge part of my life

Boards of Canada, Shpongle, Dredg, Aphex Twin, Porcupine Tree and the like

I thought you just dressed badly, but it turns out your whole life is a cliche. Why am I not surprised.

And if I had a dime for every CWG that told me "music is an important part of my life", I could afford to fill my closet with an entire rack of Thom Browne suits.

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fair enough, FTB4? may have been to obvious, replied to your PM,

yeah i got it

nah i think FTB of any numerical indication wouldn't have passed through the metal detectors. Fade 3 Black 3 had a nice spin on HB before FearItSelf banned me (actually his "friend" did; he was in the shower when it happened).

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Hello im a child porn maverick and i use internet forums to mentally blog who i can beat up if i ever meet them in real life.

I also think jmatsu has a secret playground crush on xeno but the drama is fun for rainy days and lifts my spirit while gaza is getting pummeled at this present time.

disclaimer: this post is ment to offend jews,parents and anyone else who is intimadated by my words.

(10,00000)

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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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import util.java.Scanner

public class Hello

{

public static void main (String [] args)

{

Scanner reader = new Scanner (System.in);

System.out.print("Hello, im DS from BlueJay, Javaland, aged 14 years old, birthday: feb 8-get me a present. Who're u?");

String name = reader.nextLine();

System.out.println("Hi " + name);

}

}

//:confused:?

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I'm almost glad he got banned now. Pathetic not being able to finish a large quiznos sub. MAN UP.

I'm chronoaug

I enjoy taking a bite out of every chocolate in the box but not actually finishing them. I also enjoy the national basketball association.

WUT DA FUQQQQQ

i like talking about myself so here is bigger introduction

ive been on espn twice (once durin padres game, once durin college bball) both times i was yawning. pat burrell called me a faggot and the other time my cinnabon poster was cropped out.

when im not dancing on roofs of insurance buildings and grinding christmas trees, i can be found at local diners ordering ham omelets and licking whipped cream off of apple pie. i flirt with the waitress even tho she b a granny, cuz i kno she'll gimme free hot chocolate refill. my brain is 80% food, 10% autism, 5% basketball, 4% cancer bio, 1% jawns. sometimes i b like "haaaay gurl" but i really b thinking "i'd rather b eatin blueberries"

/end the most mo post on sufu

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