yo Simboi!! I got some sheet to say!

[chingon]

seriously yo, I'm busting a freestyle cause I'm high on the illest, and your wack fits are the anti-trillest. fuck WUPRA cause muska is a skank and a supaDOPPA WIGGERRRRR. tha't s right simpboi, I love WEEZY but GANGSTA SHIT IS REALLY EASY when you hood like the illessest of us. EROL ALKN flowing in my viens so high I'm like grabbing the stant claus reins. yeahhHHH fuck that shit no DELETE, girl out da shower.....@#$%&*)^$

[chingon]

HOW DID I GET SOOOOO STONED. this is agood idea in idea land, but sucks in SUFU land. JMAT IS MY HOLLA BACK BOI. fuckin neil barret and shit, black patent. IM IN LA, FUCKING MRIP come chill and GEEEEEEET HIGGGHHGHGGHGHHGHGhahfhdakdhakdh CAT+ =^..^=

[PaperSt.]

YO, Thats some real talk from some real gangsta shit (simpboi(Weezy)concept) concept. Ya'll reaaaa'lll bitches don know what we be talken bout up her in Compton(LA) concept. NikeTalk(NKETLK)concept this shit is real , real hard coreXXX like more hard core than hollywood undead isyall knoe bout them ya heard. WSTSDE $ LFE what u kno bout that. What btchs up hs dwn...

[RyanF]

im high too

you get +rep

[ProfMonnitoff]

chingon shut your mouth simpboi is just on his onset

this time next year you'll all be biting his concepts

when you got the supras stylin on bitches is easy

my outfits always got a lil wayne concept (weezy)

[ProfMonnitoff]

clean white t, and a vintage leather peacoat

dressed like that it aint hard to get these hoes

trouser KING cobra has now been dethroned

simpboi's trouser snake weighs about ten kilos

[dismalfuture]

oh e-suicides happen ask DDML

his momma gone to heaven but dunk phantoms go to hell

money Tuff you know better than to call out the Seoul crew

Always Raf concepts and Jil Sander shoes

[ProfMonnitoff]

seven days a week you're out in seoul doing pick-ups

seven days a week i'm at the club getting my dick sucked

my outfit costs six bucks times one thousand

never talk to girls cause my clothes do the arousing

[chingon]

damn, I was so high when I wrote that. I skateboarded to this house party in my RAFs not giving a fuck, I hit this crack and ate shit witha Chimay in my pocket.

Paper ST. you gotta join me on this RAF/STONED/PARTY tip, aiiigghhht?!

[chingon]

I guess I'm still kinda high......

[ProfMonnitoff]

high in skinny jawns, people think i'm a queer

judge me cause i drink fernet branca, not beer

but i dont really care cause my life is quite sweet

420th commandment: every day i smoke weed

[chingon]

damn, too stoned and forgot about RAF ebay auction - jawns went for $24 kicking myself. 421st commandment: Thou shalt not be high when raf jawns on ebay endeth sooneth....

[Oxy.]

chingon shut your mouth simpboi is just on his onset

this time next year you'll all be biting his concepts

when you got the supras stylin on bitches is easy

my outfits always got a lil wayne concept (weezy)

This was actually pretty good, haha.

[PaperSt.]

damn, I was so high when I wrote that. I skateboarded to this house party in my RAFs not giving a fuck, I hit this crack and ate shit witha Chimay in my pocket.

Paper ST. you gotta join me on this RAF/STONED/PARTY tip, aiiigghhht?!

Let us smoke with a furious vengeance, oh and bring the Chimay (Grande Réserve?)

[dismalfuture]

seven days a week you're out in seoul doing pick-ups

seven days a week i'm at the club getting my dick sucked

my outfit costs six bucks times one thousand

never talk to girls cause my clothes do the arousing

$6000 outfit? Man that's what I sleep in

Shit is just my house rags, for dishwashing and sweeping

You know what gets the bitches all moist and all wet?

The coat with da fur, from Milan to Tibet

[ProfMonnitoff]

milan to tibet check the stamps in my passport

got money out the ass, always get what i ask for

dont smoke anymore cause it's banned here and it stinks

if i did, i'd light my cigarettes with matches made of mink

[ProfMonnitoff]

i've often been told i have the tendency to buy out bars

swimming pools the size of houses, money stacks the size of cars

fill the pools with money stacks, check out where the honeys at

get my dick, my lips, my legs, my head, even my tummy wet

[dismalfuture]

you gettin all wet? yeah it's cuz of my rhymes hoe

robocopped yo momma, she was in front of the dime store

but she wasn't a dime, no not even a nickel

only spent a cent to get her to drain my dill pickle

[chingon]

Oh shit, DIZZy kills it, because HE'S HIGH, THIS THREAD IS FOR HIGH PEOPLE ONLY, like ME:

Oh shit, Simpboi redux,

I'm on the second level, high as fuck, and your caught crooked like a Bevel.

I'm trying to surf your wack ass like a maui wave,

but your lame as fuck , you're sufu 4.0 and it's numbas 3 that I crave.

Proffy skoffy wants to throw down like he's stoned,

but he's sober as fuck like when his daddy'z and him boned.

PROF I got nothing but love, but smoke only in this place flying higher than a PRINCE PURPLE dove, innit? smoke like a cricket, making all sortz a noise while your wanking your spicket. I'll write you a LA parking ticket, rubbed my anus on your mom's nose and made you sniff it, spliff it? fuck yeah, this the I'm Stoned thread and here i where I kick it.

[ProfMonnitoff]

so sick, call me d-m-x on d-x-m

when tuff and his crew see ladies we sex them

compare me to dismal i catch depressions

cause i was always better than he has been

[ProfMonnitoff]

no idea why i'm even here battling against dismal

can't smash me, strong and hard, made of crystal

or diamonds, everybody knows my posts rule most

when i'm done, denim is the only place you'll post

[e0d9n0b5]

can ur rhymes cook me breakfast after a night of unfulfilling sex?

can ur rhymes balance my check book?

if you answered no to either of these questions u should stop rapping 4 good

[dismalfuture]

Wupra, Supra, don't get all silly

simpboi's little sister be suckin on my willy

40,000 won, that shit is like 5 US dollars

That's all it takes, to get these Seoul girls to holler

[denimdestroyedmylife]

silence, worms, this be angry supergod

paging doc carter, drop the needle on axelrod

david slings rock, giants come down harder

now throw your hands up like the long-haired martyr

please take care of that ungodly stigmata of the butt

i cancel your visa now go back to lilliput

[dismalfuture]

Fifteen G outfit, ya boy Chinorlz in dat CCCP

Lookin like an oriental, bout to cop a 640 on the math SAT

Money can't buy you steez, just lots of dunk phantoms

The white shoes withe ghost, this shit is the 4.0 anthem

[dismalfuture]

Temple of Jawnz strikin back

We got J beezys with big racks

This is how we do, when dunk phantoms attack

Yeah denim destroyed your life, that shit is wack

For me it was all the nuts I busted, 8 girls on my sack

[dismalfuture]

Ax Tsang fucks Golden Gloves, three grunts and a shove

On a bed of your money is where they make love

Yeah they mad sexin on top of your Rick Owens money

Two fabulous dudes, who call each other 'honey'

[Guest winq]

got a $5000 jacket, fuckin 0 swag

check out this cool ccp bag

coppin some jawnz from belgium

get the fuck out winq is bedlam

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i am back to the future for more verbal masturbation

wacking off with words, marty, is my worldy vocation

dismalfuture rhymes for postcount inflation

the dunk phantom here for mindstate elevation

[denimdestroyedmylife]

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Here we go, here we here we here we go

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Let the poppers pop, and the breakers break

Then zen-zen-zen-zen-zen

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Two years ago, a friend of mine

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