University of Jawns

[Larry!]

How many shuttle looms do I have to donate to override the rep requirements?

Maybe a few ateliers?

Also, affirmative action for the peasants?

[mr fluffernutter]

am i the school slut or something

[jeepster]

am i the school slut or something

nah, you're the school hobbit

the slutty hobbit.

[Akira]

I need to get some Cotton Duck rep to get qualified before admissions deadlines

[crissyw]

Am I the only girl in this school/frat

fuck.

[chronoaug]

^^^ strawberry strawberry is the neighborhood ho

[U MAD]

nah, you're the school hobbit

the slutty hobbit.

meriadoc brandyfuck

[NESK]

Am I the only girl in this school/frat

fuck.

no grils allowed. except keagan. then we will make an exception.

[U MAD]

wait what about diamonds

is that joke even funny anymore

[julzkind]

hello boys, im out of weed and my dealer is out of town...i know you guys got some good shit.

[Thorns]

Does the fraternity need a faculty advisor?

[NESK]

wait what about diamonds

is that joke even funny anymore

diamonds is whipping boy.

[Guest]

Does UoJ accept pictures of cats as tuition payment?

[ProfMonnitoff]

Pictures of CWGs can sometimes be accepted as partial tuition payments. Pictures that you found on the internet will not be considered.

[landho]

Want in!

Details, please!

[TokenIndianKid]

can i be the procurer and dispenser of the herbal medicines on campus

it also just feels like we need another indian in here can i help you hold it down mrip

i got that kush baby!

[mrip]

Does UoJ accept pictures of cats as tuition payment?

Any form of amusing pictures involving animals will be accepted. Each picture is subject to approval from Mr. mrip

The official currency of UoJ is raf simons semen

can i be the procurer and dispenser of the herbal medicines on campus

it also just feels like we need another indian in here can i help you hold it down mrip

i got that kush baby!

you and fam0us may have a turf war on your hands

[skiniks]

i'm just here to watch the ky wrestling

[NESK]

ky wrestling is members only. pledge you fucker.

[geekbonchic]

Hazing involves wearing piss, fish vomit, and Edmond's jizz drenched jeans. Sickest fades gets a bid.

[skiniks]

ky wrestling is members only. pledge you fucker.

shit okay, i'm in. bring on the lakeport (or natty) and game cubes.

[ProfMonnitoff]

congratulations to all pupils who recently passed first year courses. i am looking forward to educate you next year.

kind regards,

prof. money tuff

[mrip]

i failed all my classes

[crissyw]

i passed but now i need scholarship

[ProfMonnitoff]

we have reviewed your scholarship application and have determined that you will receive an annual sponsorship of eight (8) cartons of gauloises blondes and fourty (40) six-packs of beer. please contact the financial aid office if you require additional aid or have any further enquiries.

[Oxy.]

too late to apply for financial aid?

[crissyw]

i will be happy to accept the dean's scholarship

thank you for your generosity <3 funds will be used well

[NESK]

upon completion of my courses, the administration offered me a con ed position.

im now the dean of fashunz.

[dismalfuture]

Don't start smoking Gauloises unless you've given up and are ready to die. They were the beginning and the end of the Temple of Jawnz (v1)

[tac0tron]

Hey, is there a TAG plan for UJ????