Sex with a potato is dangerous! worst than STDs

[phelen]

A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

Speaking of the vicar, A & E nurse Trudi Watson, of Sheffield's Northern General Hospital, said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

"But it's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."

She advised anyone tempted to use such objects in sex games to think again.

"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening," she said.

"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."

A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html

Oh, the old "I was hanging curtains, naked and fell onto a potato arse first!" excuse...

[U MAD]

that would be believable if it wasn't hanging curtains, if the curtains weren't hung he was naked in front of a window. Should have said he was doing something else.

[TokenIndianKid]

he was hanging curtains naked, with the potato up his ass for all the neighbors to see

hahahaha

[robin]

One has to wonder on what type of potato it was. A yukon gold? A russet? A fingerling?

Perhaps it was very phalic.

[cloudhands69]

Haha. I thought of that immediately, too. +rep.

[Francis Xavier]

One has to wonder on what type of potato it was. A yukon gold? A russet? A fingerling?

Perhaps it was very phalic.

You'd better hit that choad with some moisturizer.