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[br0ke]

I think you're an "amazing woman" too, Steve.

Best.

[weirdnjfan1]

I really feel sorry for the other two kids. At least Zane will turn out to be a normal person. I foresee years of therapy on the horizon for those kids. Over all a good episode though. Did ABC make you do the ending or was that something else.

[broneck]

It's the Therapy Industrial Complex. Therapists have fucked up kids so that there's more money in therapy in the future.

[gfunkdocta]

good shit my man

i laughed, i cried, i saw some selvedge..

[khoiphan92]

1 hour and 30 minutes for us ill submit a video as well if i can find my camera and im not lazy

[crissyw]

oh my god.

I'm watching this right now and dude, your wife is amazingly awesome.

Booster seats? Really?

[6ixes&7evens]

wow just wow. cant wait til that other family's kids hit the teens

[edwithoutahead]

I just got home and turned it on 3/4 of the way through. from what i've seen it's pretty funny.

"watchya doin'?"

"crushin' shit"

"what kind of shit?"

i also enjoyed the 'amazing woman' part.

Good job unclesteve!

edit: you should post that lady in the evolution of leather goods thread.

[YoungPunch]

Yeah the "lets get pastries" line is CLASSIC!

It was really cool seeing you bond with your stepson there Steve.

That other family is crazy, the husband seems like he might tone it down a little, but its obvious that tanned saddlebag with eyes wears the pants in the family. She is totally clueless, saying she didn't learn anything from Steve's family? Bitch!

+++Rep Steve!

[james nicolas]

i always thought gold star charts were just a joke

actually seeing one blew my mind

[crissyw]

You are an amazing woman, man.

What jawns did you use to wipe that star chart off? Did ya get a sick fade?

[khoiphan92]

leather faced bitch- she is way too protective of her kids and needs to stop tanning

husband- did you see the way he shoved his kid? that guy is psycho.

those people are psychos.

zane seems like a pretty cool kid but that other kid seems to have problems probably due to the fact that his parents are total douche bags but the girl seems nice.

and nice tutu steve.

wish i could say more and i wouldve but i forgot it all.

[cure]

the other family's son definitely has ADD or is just extremely expressive on TV. I applaud your tolerance in dealing with that woman. She just completely misunderstood the vest at the end in trying to make their children feel guilty for affecting their lives as parents rather than seeing the stress and problems she's given them

[grape ape!]

"he looks like Jeff Daniels with facial hair"...

- my sister (referring to Steve)...

[Charlie Delta]

She just completely misunderstood the vest at the end in trying to make their children feel guilty for affecting their lives as parents rather than seeing the stress and problems she's given them

Out of that whole episode of fucked up family shit (on their part Steve, you're doing a great job afaic), this was THE single most fucked up thing...

"Yea we gave up sex and sports cars for you kids so you go and wear the weight vest AND DO FUCKING PUSH UPS!!!! "

This was epic though, and I applaud you, Steve and Marlee, for going ahead and taking part in this and proving to the world that you can be parents and still have fun and to expose a crazy family while you're at it...

edit: plus rep Marlee for making a grown man cry in front of his children because of some gymnastics...

[Mems]

I saw it.. you were very funny. Excellent dance post-credits as well haha.

Nicely done.

[lawless]

someone post links of the show when it hits the web.

thanks!

[Boxthor]

I'm sitting between cottonduck and sidneylo and they're making me post on sufu.

That bitch's tan was almost as fake as Steve's performance on that show.

Let's go get some pastries? Bullshit.

How many action figures did you have to buy Zane to get him to play along?

EIFFEL TOWER

[sidneylo]

The most grateful thing those fuckheads could do was turn their lesson onto their own kids, and burden them with their own selfish problems.

Oh, Alan is definitely a homosexual.

[kiya]

Alan's sweaters were mad homo steez shitz.

[broneck]

yo alan isn't so bad

it's that bitch jennifer who i am comfortable judging from my couch

[corter]

watching that kid destroy his booster seat was so unexpected and awesome. he'll absolutely end up killing someone some day.

steve, great job!

[unklesteve]

Thanks everyone....I'm still reeling from everyone's reactions here, on the yo-yo boards, on the actual Wife Swap message board, and here at the store last night. Plus the custom plush show we had open at the store last night....yeah, I'm running pretty fast at the moment trying to hold shit together.

Really surreal seeing yourself on TV, in a bar. Weird.

[pentangrams]

dammit i had planned on watching this all week and i forgot. do they show reruns?

[zimmerman]

is this streaming online anywhere yet? i really need to see this, it sounds so ridiculously great.

[unklesteve]

Not streaming, but here are download links:

part 1...

hxxp://www.megaupload.com/?d=H29I8NMQ

part 2...

hxxp://www.megaupload.com/?d=OIS2AKHE

(replace x's with t's)

[acapulcogold]

Damn whoa...blaming the kids for your lack of sex and sports cars? I am no therapist or anything, but I am pretty sure that is some groundwork for fucking your kids up pretty nicely

Besides, maybe they could blame themselves for you know, not using fucking birth control? Hmm.

Oh, and favorite line "...and a tracking device in case you start to wander". Haha.

[raulishere]

why are the neighbors or whatever their name was both super tan?

[aho]

Thanks for the megaupload links....I missed this last night, but just watching the first few minutes I have to say, those parents need to be imprisoned for raising their kids that way. If something isn't done, I'm afraid when they grow up they will take matters into their own hands...

[raulishere]

oh and also steve props for being able to put up with being insulted by that lady for 2 weeks