Muthafucka I Got Me A Job!!!!

[the_state]

Six weeks after quitting my shitty, "what the fuck am i doing here" job the day after Lehman filed for bankruptcy and spiraled the post-collegiate unemployed man's life into a living hell, I've finally found a new job! My days of sitting home all day, bumming out, maintaining highly questionable hygienic routines, frequently masturbating, spending way too much time on sufu, eating foods that came in a can, and other similar peasant-status activities are coming to an end as of this Monday.

Just wanted to share my screeching excitement. I was out of a job last April after my last, last job moved from NYC to Washington DC - I got interviews left and right and this was only 6 months ago. This go-round, after sending my resume out roughly 300 times, I was only called back for a small handful of interviews. Now I can kop jawns again. Good luck to you jobless ass mofo's out there. Keep ya head up.

[Battles]

What's the position bro?

[kunk75]

congrats j.

[billy.]

congrats.

let's get some burgers on you.

[salaryman]

foods that came in a can

I liked canned pears a lot.

Also, tuna--but in water not oil. And pringles, but just the plain kind.

[icandunkonu]

congrats, i need a new jobby job myself

[mpcec]

Awesome. Last time I was out of a job I was bored as fuck, feels good to get some responsibility back... and money.

[the_state]

thanks guys. i'll be doing marketing and a bit of sales work for a managed webhosting company in soho. beautiful office, really cool coworkers and bosses, awesome location, and good pay/benefits. i'm happy about where i am for the first time in almost a year.

[the_state]

congrats.

let's get some burgers on you.

these are all i can afford until some paychecks come in.

[bill]

sounds like a pretty nice job

[tangerine]

Good to hear, congrats!

[breams]

Grats - nice to hear some good news these days

[selaviso]

good to hear man and i wouldnt mind some white castle on your tab haha

[bernt]

Congrats. I just got my ass out of my "dead end" job and into something much better, so I know how that shit feels. Jawn copping is going to feel gooooood.

[the_state]

Congrats. I just got my ass out of my "dead end" job and into something much better, so I know how that shit feels. Jawn copping is going to feel gooooood.

yeah i've got my eye on about 1/2 of the supreme a/w 08 line.

[gaydad]

congradtusltions.. best regard for new job

i was thinking to goto Lehman... to take a picture and then i can show my daughter one day say look this what happens when u say "when i grow up i want to take peoples houses away and destroy their credit" i want her to be a scientist or a doctor. she likes that stuff i think.

[Jkissi7]

nice man keep that guap coming in man

[gas prices kill]

Congratulations! Get money get paid fuckin hollllaaaaaaa

Speaking of which, I needs to get a job myself. Cot damn.

[azn8oi]

I can get paid $15 an hour to "tutor" english to 8-9 year old Taiwanese children with A.D.D.

I don't need the money so much here in Taiwan.

Accept the job?

[↓ Is The New ↑]

I came for the free white castle! NOW WHERE IS IT???

But congratulations... but seriously where is the white castle?

[chromesquared]

Congrats; change your sig!

[U MAD]

I got a hepatitis A shot today in prep for the first job I've had in months, just part time at a deli but it feels really good.

[Wesley Pipes]

Ayyyyy goood shit doggie.

[Wesley Pipes]

I got a hepatitis A shot today in prep for the first job I've had in months, just part time at a deli but it feels really good.

The shot??? I don't really fux with needles.

[Caps Lock]

It was great meeting you mr.state! Congrats on the job!

[jun41]

I can get paid $15 an hour to "tutor" english to 8-9 year old Taiwanese children with A.D.D.

I don't need the money so much here in Taiwan.

Accept the job?

That depends on what kind of tutoring you're doing. I tried to seriously tutor an 8th grader with a serious case of A.D.D. and it drained and tested my patience to its limits. Keep in mind, this was with ONE child. I think with children, I would have lost my mind.

If you don't need the money and don't really give a shit then don't do it. But if you're curious, go for it.

[the_state]

Congrats; change your sig!

can you not read? FOR LIFE SHUN.

[djrajio]

You deserve it.

I just received an offer from the Boston venture capital firm that I interviewed a month ago.

Crazy as it sounds, I'm going to decline it.

I'm trusting my gut that my bigger opportunity is gonna come through...

[Guest Snackman]

yo!

me too.

i work at some marketing firm in soho

superlunch?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

there is nothing wrong with cans