Purplesaurus Rex and Mountainberry Punch

[salaryman]

60 points for a Big Man Jug, 30 for a Fruit Punch slap-stick

[bouwnt]

[Ahlvahroe]

purplesaurus rex was probably the best kool-aid flavor ever. ive never been able to replicate the flavor, mixing lemonade mix with grape mix, similar but not the same.

i remember sharkleberry fin being released around the same time and that was not very good.

dont remember mountainberry punch.

i remember the first time i made koolaid as a kid i didnt know you had to add sugar so i kept adding pack after pack of the mix without adding sugar getting pissed that it wouldnt get sweet, sucked.

[mrip]

dino on the right?

[Ahlvahroe]

nah, youve seen that picture of method man when he is dusted out of his mind, he looks like a white guy version of that

[salaryman]

[julzkind]

your wish is my command.

grandma is wearing some hot tights!

what other koolaid flavors are there?

you ever dipped white bread in koolaid when there was nothing else to eat?

[salaryman]

Its like when you put two packets of flavor mix in the pitcher. Then like half an extra cup of sugar. And go easy on the water.

Tastes like liquid frosting.

Kool Aid birthed gatorade. Running through the neighborhood, how-many-pull-ups-can-you-do contests, monkey bars, collect fireflies, and throw GI Joe off the roof. Manhunt in the woods. Dodgeball that welted fat kids.

Fuck a t-ball game, this was exercise.

Who needs electrolytes when Kool Aid was a meal.

[Le Buttsecks]

what flavor kool aid is running up on ahhhnold?

[salaryman]

you ever dipped white bread in koolaid when there was nothing else to eat?

Too sexy.

Our cousins came to visit from the north, after hanging out they asked my mom for a glass of milk to go with their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. my brother and I thought that was classy, until my sister told them only babies drank milk.

we gulped fruit punch with pride.

70 points for an FM radio.

[julzkind]

it sounds good, the purplesaurusrex.

i want some so bad right now.

sugar water.

[salaryman]

Why do black people like Hypnotiq so much?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the Berry Blue.

[julzkind]

sharkberry snatch.

[joey_formal]

blows my mind, best thing ever. that is the steeziest motherfucker on all of earth, i mean look at those cougars he pulled.

[salaryman]

Its like when that girl down the road put up a lemonade stand on the corner with her sister. Her OLDER sister. The one who was developed, and fell out of her bathing suit on the big diving board last summer. Thats Pink Swimmingo.

You and your brother must have rode your bikes by the stand at least 5 times trying to impress them. Until finally big sis yells out "so are you going to buy anything or not" and you laugh and tell her no thanks, keep your lemon water, 25 cents makes a whole pitcher of Strawberry Split. See you at the pool swimmingo.

80 points for a Big Man pool raft.

[salaryman]

Its like when you went slept over at your friends house for the first time.

You schooled him at metroid and then duck hunt just for kicks.

You rode bikes to the park and took off your helmets halfway there. You ran the neighborhood and told all the little kids who was on what team for war.

All the uglies on one team, and all the cool kids on the other. Game goes on til the uglies realize its unfair or they go home crying.

Pedal back to your buddies place and open the fridge for a drink. He grabs a jug of Sunny Delight, drinks straight from the bottle. "Here, try some."

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No thanks man, I don't like that juicy stuff. I think I'll just have water.

30 points for a Rockin Red Frisbee.

[julzkind]

what the fuck is juice!?

[salaryman]

And then its middle school.

Like you're at your boy's place. Playing horse in the driveway with a half flat bball because you can, because he lives in one of those neighborhoods with a sign telling everyone its a neighborhood. Glennwood, Ivy Lane, or Golden Nectar, Strawberry Falls. slurp.

Its the night you discover channel 102 is scrambled porn, you get a glimpse of ass every 20 seconds. You can't decide if its weird that you're watching it together, but you don't talk, you just watch. Flesh flashing in a dark suburban basement.

The scrambles get too frequent and its boring to watch.

Want a drink?

Yeah.

Homie pulls out Cranapple somethingorother,

This is my favorite, he says, not joking.

Wow.

Maybe we are just too different after all.

46 points for a hand pump Scary Blackberry squirt gun.

[salaryman]

Alright, back to 3rd grade, maybe 4th.

Mom says this is it, this year is the year. Don't give me that lip. Your birthday's in two weeks, now don't be an ass. You WILL invite every single girl in your class.

Come on mom, not the girls too. I passed out valentines and thought I was through.

But somehow those visions of Bunch Berry beezies dance in your head. The party could be something. Chuck cheezy, arcade steezy. Pizza and tokens, and refills of coke.

No, don't get all crazy, mom says, look here. The backyard is fine. And I'm making the cake, and decorations just like every year.

You still like chocolate on chocolate right?

Yeah mom, of course.

Slip and slide party turns hide and go seek. Beezies amok and the party's the best.

The ninja turtle wrapping paper all over the floor.

You forgot what you got, and who else was there.

but its cake and then kool aid, Mom's done it again.

150 points for a Sunshine Punch slip and slide.

[salaryman]

And then they hit you with the Switchin Secret kool aid.

The pack was like red, or blue, or something primary, something plain.

But the powder, see it was orange. Like tang orange. Ohhh. So this going to taste like apricot you think. BAM it hits the water and its bright green. Apple you say, green apple of course. Taste it. ohhh. So this is watermelon right.

Do not pass go. Do not collect 13 kool aid points, its fucking strawberry man.

[bouwnt]

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...now i done told u bout dippin into my date-rape drugs,

[salaryman]

hey man, I can't kick the habit.

need that fruit punch fix.

twinkies and watermelon. oatmeal cream pies with blue raspberry syrup

black cherry nutty bars. candy apple star crunch. eerie orange ho ho and 5 flinstone vitamins.

Patron with limeade in a wooden tree house.

make it stop.

[julzkind]

plz dont stop.

[salaryman]

You, bouwnt, and mrip might be the only three people reading this thread. Actually, those two might have quit.

See its like this.

Its that first middle school dance. Some snowy wonderland trip. You and your boys talk shit to each other for weeks about who to ask. They all say they want to ask Kate, Kaitlin, Katherine, or Katie. Yeah Yeah. You know they'll end up the girl who wears that red flannel EVERY monday, the one with dandruff, or the one who gets second helpings of chicken nuggets, and that girl in the choir with dirty keds who smells like green beans.

But you keep thinking about that quiet Asian girl, the one who wears glasses, that lemonade sparkle, the only girl you've ever seen wear a starter jacket right.

All the sudden the dance is a week away, predictably your boys are bringing ugly, nuggets, and beans. Nobody's asked lemonade so you finally do.

Hey. I really like that jacket. I saw the hornets last year with my dad you know.

Are you going to ask me to the dance? I heard you were.

Fake snowflakes on your suit, three sizes too big. Dance with lemonade in pink. Everyones watching because she had the Incrediberry sleeper c's under wraps all this time. Slow dance to KC and Jojo, hands rest on ass.

You shouldn't be such a dick in math class to Ms. Jenkins.

Here, do you want some punch.

This tastes kool aid, like Grapeberry, like Grapeberry splash.

Yeah. You're right, you're exactly right.

230 points for an Oh Yeah Orange Pineapple double casette player.

[broneck]

i dont know what's happening here but

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[ProfMonnitoff]

salaryman what you just wrote is beautiful.

[ROYALEFATALE]

what do yall know about the great bluedini?!

he basically shit's on every other flavorrrrrrr

[chmercer]

salaryman how are you doing this

i feel like i just read a john huges movie condensed into 5 minutes

are you published

[andewhall]

blows my mind, best thing ever. that is the steeziest motherfucker on all of earth, i mean look at those cougars he pulled.

Its cheep in an alternate universe.

[red]

this thread is some sort of amazing.