Large Hadron Collider

[Pandemonium]

27 km, 150km under the earth.

speed of light.

almost 0 degrees K. (1.9 actually)

we all gonna die 21st october 2008.

lucky i celebrate my 18th birthday.

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[Serge]

if you feel like you're getting sucked into that black hole, grab the nearest pretty thing and fuck it and go out happy

[sushijerk]

My cock would approach infinite mass as we get sucked in. I'd def be going out on a high note.

[ROYALEFATALE]

[aitsuka]

Its over. No black hole happened but great science is ahead!

no going out on a high note for you.

[ledger]

anybody know if they found the god particle.?(0)

[cmirsky]

"After a series of trial runs, two white dots flashed on a computer screen...."

Yay.

Taken from Yahoo!

[branespload]

I thought this was going to be about large hard on collisions.

[pantheist]

michio kaku is the man

[the_state]

SUPREME X GOD PARTlCLE

SPRING 2009

[m1sterko]

didnt they only shoot out one particle clockwise then counterclockwise?

they wont shoot at each other for some time.

maybe by dec 2012 they'll destroy us

[constant struggle]

Large HArd On

Collider

[RFKorp]

http://largehardoncollider.com/

[broneck]

is this about when you jam your ding dong into the bone just above her hoo hah?

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

guys

we need to exploit this opportunity

go to every physics grad bar in the city

and use this as pickup lines

BABY THE END OF THE WORLD

MY PLACE OR URS

[AliceGlass]

I should really watch the news and/or read a newspaper more often. I've never even heard of this thing until today.....and that's only because it was the google art for today.

I feel stoopz.

[PaperSt.]

guys

we need to exploit this opportunity

go to every physics grad bar in the city

and use this as pickup lines

BABY THE END OF THE WORLD

MY PLACE OR URS

Have you seen physics grads?

But hey if it is the end of the world fuck it I'd smash

Edit: I take that back, it might work on some nerdy chicks...

[fndmybetterhalf]

damn it...i was almost sure it was gonna be the end of the world.

for those who fucked/raped the nearest pretty thing next to you, i suggest you go into hiding.

[Le Buttsecks]

I feel stoopz.

maybe cause you are?

[the_state]

Have you seen physics grads?

But hey if it is the end of the world fuck it I'd smash

not so obvious chicks trhead? apocalypse worthy?

[Kodiak]

[AliceGlass]

maybe cause you are?

guess so. Thanks for the confirmation!

[Fabulaz]

maybe by dec 2012 they'll destroy us

Aztecs predicted we're all gonna die december 2012

So if anyone didn't get to bone a random, you'll get another chance after the Olympics.

[ROYALEFATALE]

didnt they only shoot out one particle clockwise then counterclockwise?

they wont shoot at each other for some time.

maybe by dec 2012 they'll destroy us

exactly, they only fired the first beam today, which is harmless, when they fire the second in the opposite direction in a month or two to create proton collisions, that is what could potentially spawn strangelets/black holes

[aitsuka]

I doubt that would happen, theres probably not enough mass concentrated enough to make a black hole

but if I'm wrong, that chick that works in my team is going to get smashed from behind when she least expects it.

[totally epic]

My bday is Oct 21. Dying on your bday is next level.

[tangerine]

Probability of putting unaffordable items on credit card increases proportionally to the probability of Earth being destroyed during LHC experiment.

September: Pay credit cards.

October: ?

[skiniks]

the mass on Kodiak's face is more dangerous than the LHC.

[doctorworm]

My bday is Oct 21. Dying on your bday is next level.

i might not live to see 20!

mine is the 23rd : (

so who was the person who was like "hey i wanna build this thing that could be really important to science but also it might destroy the world by the way" and more importantly who were the dus who were all like "yeah ok, we're down with that"?

here's hoping that we don't all die

[junglejane]

Probability of putting unaffordable items on credit card increases proportionally to the probability of Earth being destroyed during LHC experiment.

September: Pay credit cards.

October: ?

october: cop mad jackets and buutz