Things I could buy instead of alcohol

[AgentJ]

So today I was completing mandatory online tutorials for my college. There was this one on alcohol that took about 2 hours and you had to enter in how much you drank in a month, year, every day, etc. After calculating how much I spent on alcohol in a year, the test informed me that I could have bought haute couture shoes instead.

DOES THIS SEEM ODD TO YOU?

[jayrock]

$520 per year on alcohol

pfffftttttttt

[evisu 2000]

i don't know but i would have taken the cheeseburgers.

[operationjake]

i'm sorry but $520 wouldn't get me too far. "clothes"? more like clothe... singular.

[Leonard Leroy]

you could buy + rep

[AgentJ]

$520 per year on alcohol

pfffftttttttt

I lied because I didnt want it to think I was an alcoholic

Plus I spend way more than that on pot anyway.

[dismalfuture]

I spend $520 on alcohol a month.

[evisu 2000]

i spend 520$ a month on blowjobs.

[dismalfuture]

Actually I have been trying to cut back, but it used to be $520/week. (0)

[AgentJ]

I spend $520 on alcohol a month.

You drink 7 cheeseburgers per month?

[chronoaug]

You should've just bought those haute couture clothing and shoes to impress internet people more

[junglejane]

haute couture shoes?? try juicy couture shoes >

[dismalfuture]

I used to drink $520 of alcohol a week and puke on my haute couture shoes, so I knew then that I had to give something up.

[Leonard Leroy]

fuck the clothes, just paypal me money for +rep

[AgentJ]

You should've just bought those haute couture clothing and shoes to impress internet people more

You make damn sure to put that shit in italics.

[Tyro1]

yo, McCain wears $520 shoes...

http://news.aol.com/newsbloggers/2008/07/31/mccain-wears-520-loafers/

[dismalfuture]

Lenny Leroy, I would, but your peen isn't long enough for my tastes.

[dismalfuture]

yo, McCain wears $520 shoes...

http://news.aol.com/newsbloggers/2008/07/31/mccain-wears-520-loafers/

peasant status.

[bernt]

I drink your cheeseburger.

[Leonard Leroy]

your asshole might be too big for me, but agent's definitely isn't.

[chronoaug]

haute couture shoes?? try juicy couture shoes >

No.HAUTE COUTURE CLOTHlNG AND SHOES!

[AgentJ]

fuck the clothes, just paypal me money for +rep

The test didnt say "You could have bought a full gaming console or +rep from Leonard Leroy". I HAVE 2 CHOICES.

[owl]

I don't mind spending mad dollars on alcohol. I drink them with passion.

[fads]

is a sarcasm meter needed for something like this?

agentj you are a peasant congratulations.

Actually I have been trying to cut back, but it used to be $520/week. (0)

[Tyro1]

why would you even bother drinking $10 worth of alcohol a week? Bums drink more than that, and they have no money...

[Pandemonium]

i spend 520$ a month on blowjobs.

what? are you that bad looking?

[dismalfuture]

Yeah, when you consider what kind of swill I was buying.

[AgentJ]

is a sarcasm meter needed for something like this?

agentj you are a peasant congratulations.

I wont be a peasant once I have some haute couture shoes Mr. 34 posts.

[AgentJ]

why would you even bother drinking $10 worth of alcohol a week? Bums drink more than that, and they have no money...

I lied dawg. I said I drink like 4 beers per week, haha. But I honestly dont drink that much, I'd rather blaze.

[bernt]

Stop saying haute couture like you know what that shit means.

EDIT: And why lie then post that shit here?