whats the best way to get over a breakup?

[dismalfuture]

sashimi and the puss, I can do, I just don't like Koreanz seafood, shit is wack. You order a beef soup and those fuckers will throw some clams in there to spite you. Kimchi all has the ground shrimp in it too, fuck that. Smells like a lazy hooker's crotch in July.

pajeon = green onion jeon, haemul jeon = octopii seafood jeon

[salaryman]

In high school I knew this Korean girl who was pretty thick for her race, but was real chill.

Sometimes I would hang out at her place because her Mom was a bomb cook, she used to make the haemul jeon all the time. We would sit on her couch and watch MTV after school. Her dad used to talk shit about me in Korean every time I came over.

[dismalfuture]

that sounds about right. Korean after-school snacks are like fucking feasts too.

In Bloomington, Indiana, there is a Korean restaurant called Seoul Garden, with pretty decent haemul jeon, among other dishes. The cooks there are all Mexicans, my hats off to them for recreating the kind of tastes that are normally the handiwork of afro'ed Korean housewives. If I remember correctly, Apollo in Boston on Harrison has pretty decent haemul jeon as well. And there's some dive in Tokyo called Toraji Deli (you been there s-man?) with mini-chijimi, I thought that was cute. They just need to make everything mini, and it's cute.

[geekbonchic]

Cheez-its. As many boxes of Cheez-its as it takes.

[dismalfuture]

Cheez its are previous level, it's all about Triscuits, spray cheese, and a DVD box set for mending a broken heart.

[salaryman]

I like those spicy tabasco cheez-its, except one time I ate a whole box and washed them down with cran-apple ocean spray, and then it hurt to shit for a week.

[salaryman]

also, no, never been to Toraji, but I went to a place in Akasaka that was really good.

http://r.tabelog.com/tokyo/rstdtl/13002759/

[dismalfuture]

Hokkaido pussy reminded me of this bitch in my of my college classes. This class was 4 hrs a day, 5 days a week, and I took it with my girlfriend and maybe 10 other people, so it had that cozy discussion-group like serious-type atmosphere. I'd let my girlfriend shower first in the mornings though, and she'd make it to class on time or within an hour, and then I'd take my shower and maybe get there for the last hour of class most days.

This one really angry zainichi girl who still went by Suzuki even when she was in Korea, she just snapped on me after I was fucking around with my gf in class one day and stopped the lecture, grilled me and asked me shit point blank like 'why do you even come to this class? why are you studying abroad? why are you in my class? don't you want to learn Korean?' and then this girl from Hokkaido, who didn't really have the means to be studying abroad in the first place and was like a study robot, jumped in and got really next level with the hating. They tag teamed me until the teacher burst into tears, everyone else in the class was all sullen, and then the two girls burst into tears spontaneously too. By which time I'm looking around and I burst into a really clear and cutting 'AAAAHAHAHA' after the dust had settled.... we had to call a timeout and my gf and I got detained after class for a grilling, I feel bad about bringing my gf into that still today, haha.

We settled it American vs. Japanese steelo, by the two girls bringing me apology letters the next day the obligatory headbowing and everything, and me not doing anything.

[dismalfuture]

damn, that Akasaka haemul jeon is fat, it's like a birthday cake. Kimchi jeons are surprisingly good as well. I'd probably rather eat monja or okonomiyaki over the Korean stuff though if I had the choice. I eat out all the time when in Seoul, but eat Korean food like twice a month.

[djrajio]

Korea House off El Camino Real in San Jose is the bomb.

There is also Tofu House down the street that is great too.

I had a date with a korean bitch last night but she studied Japanese for 8 years and graduated from Yokohama university (sp?), so we spoke Japanese. Thing that surprised me was that her alcohol tolerence was so low. Like red and buzzed after one beer. I'm kinda mixed about continuing to date her though cuz she doesn't know English and I'm pretty sure it would be better for her and her family to get involved with a Korean guy or a Japanese guy since she's been here so long. Going out with some American mutt and speaking in a foreign language that both of us aren't fluent in seems so strange to me...

[dismalfuture]

Did she play the no-English card? She's either full of shit, or dumb. Koreans can all speak passable English (or they fail at it and turn to Japanese, it's 1000% easier).

American guy > Japanese guy, always, as far as Korean parents go...

[salaryman]

Great story dismal.

Asian girls that take studying too seriously are the worst.

My senior year I took a year of Chinese because it was during the time everyone thought they were going to take over the world soon. It was intensive beginners Mandarin so the class was EVERY morning for like 2 hours, but I was the only senior in the class so I didn't take it nearly as seriously as the younger kids who were going to make it their major or cared about college. I wouldn't show up half the time, and show up hungover the other half.

Our teacher was an evil middle aged Chinese bitch who talked 65 miles and hour and hated everything Chinese and American. She was a genius, an excellent teacher, and hilarious. She gave everyone abstract native american style chinese names based on what she thought of them. The hotter girls got names with characters like pretty white rose, or calm wind, and annoying people got stuff like bushy hair or small head and shit. I'm dead serious.

Anyway, one day a similar thing happened to me where this dirty little half chinese freshmen girl called me out in class, saying I smelled like booze and she was tired of sitting near me. The teacher announced to her that I had outscored her on every single exam that semester. The girl immediately burst into tears and fled from the room. The teacher cackled for like 3 straight minutes, and told everyone that the girl's father was probably a poor farmer in China.

[djrajio]

She works for an international consulting firm and is gonna be in Malaysia in a week, so I figure her English has to be decent. I just didn't approach the subject too much and I guess she's just more comfortable talking in Japanese. Good to know Korean parents approve Americans over Japanese. I might take that into consideration if things get more serious but obviously I'm jumping the gun with this chick already....

[salaryman]

Rajio--is this the girl from the Korean I need your help thread or no? Whatever happened to that girl anyway?

[djrajio]

Great story.

Asian girls that take studying too seriously are the worst.

My senior year I took a year of Chinese because it was during the time everyone thought they were going ot take over the world soon. It was intensive beginners Mandarin so the class was EVERY morning for like 2 hours, but I was the only senior in the class so I didn't take it nearly as seriously as the younger kids who were going to make it their major or cared about college. I wouldn't show up half the time, and show up hungover the other half.

Our teacher was an evil middle aged Chinese bitch who talked 65 miles and hour and hated everything Chinese and American. She was a genius, an excellent teacher, and hilarious. She gave everyone abstract native american style chinese names based on what she thought of them. The hotter girls got names with characters like pretty white rose, or calm wind, and annoying people got stuff like bushy hair or small head and shit. I'm dead serious.

Anyway, one day a similar thing happened to me where this dirty little half chinese freshmen girl called me out in class, saying I smelled like booze and she was tired of sitting near me. The teacher announced to her that until she had failed to outscore me on a single exam that semester. The girl immediately burst into tears and fled from the room. The teacher cackled for like 3 straight minutes, and told everyone that the girl's father was probably a poor farmer in China.

This sounds about right with a lot of Chinese teachers I knew. Haha. I'm starting to like you more and more salaryman. Thumbs up.

[dismalfuture]

Most Korean girls I've ever been with usually can drink like fish too, they go drink for drink with me and I can usually put down an inordinate amount of alcohol, I just drink til my wallet's empty. There are the few though, like that one, who drink one drink and they're done, it's no fun. Cheap at least, you don't have to buy them $150 of drinks to get them lubed up.

[djrajio]

The worst asian girls are the over-achiever Ivy-league type-A bitches.

Especially if they are hot.

I have a good story.

So I once knew this chinese bitch that was in one of my engineering classes and to get ahead starting dating our TA. So word got around town that she would jack him off and give BJs but despite the TAs best efforts and pleads could never get the bitch to swallow his goo-goo. One day the TA again suggested that she take the man juice and she finally said "You do it first!" thinking that he'd get turned off by that shit and shut the fuck up finally. But the TA not giving a fuck, replied "OK", ate his own cum and the bitch complied from then on.

[dismalfuture]

Haha, that Chinese teacher sounds like my kind of teacher.

If that Korean girl works in a multinational, then she probably speaks good English. Most Korean kids nowadays score 900+ on the internet TOEFL, like 100-200 better than the Japanese usually. My approach is that when a Japanese girl tells me she can't speak English, I believe them, and it usuall y turns out that they REALLY can't speak English. If a Korean girl tells me she can't speak English, knowing that I do, then I just figure she's being a tricky bitch and lazy. That girl speaking Japanese with you sounds real cop-out and selfish. Most recently I had a girl who pulled the no-English card on me, but she was an excellent fuck, I must admit. She made this sound when she got excited, that sounded like 'meow' so she was known from then on as meow girl.

[salaryman]

The worst asian girls are the over-achiever Ivy-league type-A bitches.

Especially if they are hot.

This is so true.

Most of the time they are virgins too. You always pray that this girl fails at something because you know quality drama will ensue.

[dismalfuture]

Raj, I think maybe you should just drop the English on that bitch real clean and solid, and see if it takes. The worst would be that she keeps on responding in Japanese, which is her admitting her defeat, but since Koreans all love the English and feel inadequate about their skills, I'd just use it as a power card, break her down a bit.

[djrajio]

Raj, I think maybe you should just drop the English on that bitch real clean and solid, and see if it takes. The worst would be that she keeps on responding in Japanese, which is her admitting her defeat, but since Koreans all love the English and feel inadequate about their skills, I'd just use it as a power card, break her down a bit.

Hahahahaha. I laugh cuz I understand this completely.

It's not hard to do this with Japanese chicks since most have horrible English skills.

The girls I also hate are Japanese chicks that have lived abroad and insist on only talking to me in English even broken shitty English even when I respond to them in Japanese.

I once dated this girl from Sophia that would always insist in talking to me in English but she was such a fucking dizzy airhead. I hated talking to her and she always insisted on calling me every night to "talk" about her problems, which were so trivial and stupid. The sex was also bad since she always complained that it felt like a knife was piercing her. I could never get off cuz the friction hurt her. So I did the smart thing and I told her I loved her and she got scared and left me. Hahaha. I hated talking to her in Japanese as well.

[klutz]

drink till you cant see the floor.

party alot.

and by all means no matter how hard it is ignore making phone calls to her and ignore her calls when she calls you

[djrajio]

drink till you cant see the floor.

party alot.

I thoroughly disagree with these two suggestions.

A breakup should be used as an opportunity to improve yourself and reflect on what worked in your relationship and not.

1) Work out, get in shape, use your pent up rage to become a greek god.

2) Pursue your hobbies and excel in extra-cirriculars and hang out with friends. Join teams and clubs to build stronger and larger networks.

3) Pursue OTHER GIRLS. I can't stress this enough. Women want guys that are attractive/attract women. I'll say it again: Women want guys that women want. If you do 1 and 2 correctly, you'll naturally have a wide net of females to be introduced to and you'll naturally be confident and interesting.

Drinking will only mask/numb your insecurities.

Attack them head on.

[dismalfuture]

Man, i don't even give those girls the time of day, the ones looking for an English partner. They're all guaranteed to be psychos, they're the hometeam equivalent of an asiaphile or anime freak or something. They're better off finding a jewish guy to settle down with, they're all meant for each other. I agree, the ones that insist on speaking English are awful, and when their English is cringeworthy, I just can't take it.

That Korean girl kind of jumped the gun by speaking Japanese with you, i really think that was cop-out of her. You guys may both be in Japan, but you're both foreigners, therefore the polite inter-Asian default is English, which happens to be your first and her second language. Plus, it's generally accepted that men are shyer about speaking foreign languages compared to women, and they know that, so I don't think it's wrong for you to call the shots on this one. She was just escaping into the comfort zone with the Japanese and being lazy, since the Koreans will always pick Japanese over English if they know the two. Koreans and Japanese can pick up either language and be fluent in them within 6 months to a year.

I do make a genuine effort to use whatever language the girl does, but eventually they will inevitably annoy me and I just yell at them in English, which I never revert from from there on, haha. Just my power card, until they no longer can handle it and do the breaking up for me. The one girl I really liked, she could speak English and Korean at beginner levels, and I was about the same with Korean and Japanese, but we figured out our own terrible mix of the three and made it work quite well actually, so I guess if you really want to communicate freeely, it can happen. Otherwise it's just a power game.

[dismalfuture]

drink till you cant see the floor.

party alot.

and by all means no matter how hard it is ignore making phone calls to her and ignore her calls when she calls you

this is some beginner level shit, because you're assuming all dudes are missing the girl and turning all emo about it. Shit doesn't work that way after you get out of high school, or it does, and you will just be a slave to women for the rest of your life.

[djrajio]

this is some beginner level shit, because you're assuming all dudes are missing the girl and turning all emo about it. Shit doesn't work that way after you get out of high school, or it does, and you will just be a slave to women for the rest of your life.

Word. Also, if you meet a new woman NEVER TELL THEM THAT YOU JUST BROKE UP.

Keep that shit to yourself.

Don't complain or mention the defaults of your past girlfriend.

Women want strong, confident guys not some whiny bitch who can't get in control of his emotions and can't forget about the past which cannot be changed.

If she prods you into revealing about your past relationships, respond with "So how much do you weigh again?" or something equally on level.

[dismalfuture]

Goes both ways too though, I was fucking this girl last year and I asked her how many dudes she had been with, mid-thrust, and she says "9" and I lost my wood. Then I flipped out on her, I said something like "you're not supposed to answer that question honestly, idiot! You're 20 years old, so you're supposed to say a number between 2 and 3 depending on how innocent you look!"

That was a precursor to her being completely dense about all kinds of relationship etiquette, I can't believe she was with 9 dudes and still acted that way, it was unreal. It was like being an in 8th grade relationship where the girl was completely deluded about all the give and take, and thus died pretty quickly.

I asked her what she thought of my cock (the answer to which I don't usually brace myself for, as I've received glowing feedback, I'm like the ebay power seller when it comes to my dick), and she was like 'it's great, the biggest one I've ever seen on a Korean dude" and I'm like "-_-. so what other kinds of exotic cocks have you handled that are bigger than mine" That girl always managed to give the wrong answer to everything.

[dismalfuture]

I have like a 99% postive feedback rating on my cock in the past 10 years, and that girl is my only negative one, but it haunts me to this day.

[ken shinoda]

I asked her what she thought of my cock (the answer to which I don't usually brace myself for, as I've received glowing feedback, I'm like the ebay power seller when it comes to my dick), and she was like 'it's great, the biggest one I've ever seen on a Korean dude" and I'm like "-_-. so what other kinds of exotic cocks have you handled that are bigger than mine" That girl always managed to give the wrong answer to everything.

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[ProfMonnitoff]

too bad nobody actually takes american express

visa is white as hell but at least every store owner is down