whats the best way to get over a breakup?

[aitsuka]

ever since I brokeup I can't date anymore, I don't want to feel the same pain and anger again, its stupid.

sometimes, I feel gay.

[broneck]

holy fuck you're a loser.

[dismalfuture]

but women scare him.

[aitsuka]

holy fuck you're a loser.

thanks your a good person.

[salaryman]

Women scare me too actually. 94% of them are unstable as hell and I've seen them do some vile shit in my life. But I like them better than all other animals, and its really cool to watch them giggle or eat ice cream.

[broneck]

thanks your a good person.

take your baggage elsewhere, pussy. if you think you're gay go blow a guy and you'll come to grips pretty soon. otherwise, you're just a giant pansy.

[julzkind]

you do you. be selfish, do independent things. spend money, do drugs.

idk, its working for me.

[dismalfuture]

you do you. be selfish, do independent things. spend money, do drugs.

idk, its working for me.

this is already the life of a superfuturian. They do themselves (probably too often), do independent things (sufu of course), spend money (on clothes and man products), some do drugs.

[mrchariybrown]

you do you. be selfish, do independent things. spend money, do drugs.

idk, its working for me.

that sounds pretty spot on to me.

but honestly, my way of getting over someone? I just tell myself "stop being a little bitch"... it works something like 95% of the time.

[broneck]

perhaps you could tell that to aitsuka also

[mrchariybrown]

perhaps you could tell that to aitsuka also

that would be a lost cause. I don't think this trick works if you have a vagina.

[Sayword]

fuck this topic

[dismalfuture]

Helen Mirren's vagina? Are you the cobweb killer?

[onemancult]

i was over my gf for a while before we broke up so when it happened i was doing the maury-you-are-not-the-father dance all over my place.

[Sayword]

Helen Mirren's vagina? Are you the cobweb killer?

Come on you wouldn't smash that old snatch? I bet it taste like tea and scones

[dismalfuture]

yeah, i do have a thing for old helen mirren, not even so much for young helen mirren, but I think old Helen Mirren is classy as fuck. But you do have to admit she's old.

[salaryman]

Tea and scones? I'll take some Judi Dench crumpets please.

[dismalfuture]

I like Martha Stewart too. It'd be a tossup between Helen Mirren and Martha Stewart if i was looking for plus-60 snatch, though I think Helen Mirren would win, she's classier.

[skiniks]

Bring on the neg rep!

nah, but seriously how do you get over your ex,that you were crazy about?

any advice to help me out would be much appreciated.

K-Y warming jelly and a box of tissues.

no homo.

[Sayword]

helen mirren has a way better body than martha, look at the 40+ women topic in superculture

[dismalfuture]

I didn't know that existed, but I will check it out my dude. I agree with you on that, btw.

[salaryman]

Dismal you like those old blonde women, huh? I would sleep with Martha Stewart, but only so I could get to Oprah.

I'm kind of into Angelica Houston, I think she'd be kinky.

edit: I didn't know that thread existed either, headed there now.

[dismalfuture]

Nah, I just really have a liking for Helen Mirren and sometimes Martha Stewart. I can't explain it. They'd have to take a backseat to prissy Korean girls though, that is my meat and potatoes and I can't neglect my core fan base.

[salaryman]

That thread makes me feel pervy, I'd rather just derail this one.

So...would you rather take a drive through the English countryside with H. Mirren...a picnic and happy ending with Martha...or grab Kalguksu with a frigid K. princess?

[kunk75]

would smash, but in general, if single, i'd cap it at 50 years old.

yeah, i do have a thing for old helen mirren, not even so much for young helen mirren, but I think old Helen Mirren is classy as fuck. But you do have to admit she's old.

[kunk75]

i'd rather eat scones out of helen mirren's ass crack while tea-bagging martha stewart.

That thread makes me feel pervy, I'd rather just derail this one.

So...would you rather take a drive through the English countryside with H. Mirren...a picnic and happy ending with Martha...or grab Kalguksu with a frigid K. princess?

[spacemanvt]

wtf happened to this thread.

[salaryman]

we fixed it for you.

[dismalfuture]

I don't like kalguksu btw, I don't eat seafood and it's like testing my luck when ordering that shit. 75% of the time I lose on the gamble, clam broth.

[salaryman]

I don't eat seafood

What the fuck kind of Asian are you?

Not even sashimi?

Not even some chunks of taco in the chijimi (what is the korean name for that...pajon or something, or is that different?)

Not even Hokkaido pussy?