who here had sex today?

[cyberPUNK]

bored as fuck...shoot.

straight, gay, gangbang...whatever.

[broneck]

i sat on a fire hydrant.

[cyberPUNK]

you give it the reach around?

[RFKorp]

I might have just been hired to record sound on a porn shoot. That count?

[cyberPUNK]

haha sure. what the fuck? sound? like slappin' two pieces of balogna together or somethin'?

[RFKorp]

dude. you would not believe the big budget dialog-heavy gay porn that gets made nowadays.

[wesc]

RFKorp be chillin the the jenna hazee ?

[cyberPUNK]

dude. you would not believe the big budget dialog-heavy gay porn that gets made nowadays.

haha no shit? got any lines or part of the script you can post?

[RFKorp]

Haven't seen the script yet.

We're still negotiating my fee but I hope this works out. Would definitely be fun to get into the porn business in this capacity.

[emilo]

I dropped my touth brush on my penis today. Does that make me sexually deviant?

[raWorkshop]

No chance until Friday at the earliest. Even then Imma have to ride out to Pittsburgh for it

[cyberPUNK]

seeing as there are no posts here i take it everybody just sits online and wanks it. should've titled the thread, "who are you fucking today? - pictures necessary"

[dibadiba]

IN on this thread an hour before midnight. will update in the morning if I got some.

[sircheesecake]

I fucked PALMela today.

[Dick Danger]

Not yet, but I just bought a 6lb tub of Crisco for later on.

[C0C0]

Haven't seen the script yet.

We're still negotiating my fee but I hope this works out. Would definitely be fun to get into the porn business in this capacity.

one of my friends was a porno camera man...and then became a hardcore christian afterwards

[totally epic]

seeing as there are no posts here i take it everybody just sits online and wanks it. should've titled the thread, "who are you fucking today? - pictures necessary"

It'd be the least frequently posted thread on SuFu.

[geekbonchic]

dude. you would not believe the big budget dialog-heavy gay porn that gets made nowadays.

But nobody really likes hearing that shit anyway.

[dismalfuture]

porn has come a long way man, seriously.

[dismalfuture]

I was jerking off to Traci Lords when I was 13, nowadays you guys have bitches eating each others shit and puke, you kids are too much.

[Dick Danger]

I was jerking off to Traci Lords when I was 13, nowadays you guys have bitches eating each others shit and puke, you kids are too much.

I remember those days. Now I find that kind of porn boring as hell.

[pourhomme]

I screwed aki hoshino todai.

[cyberPUNK]

I screwed aki hoshino todai.

more like rosie palms...

[pourhomme]

more like rosie palms...

Hell no i'm serious!

[RFKorp]

one of my friends was a porno camera man...and then became a hardcore christian afterwards

word bolded for pun-tastic emphasis.

Well, I did work as a porn "model" once upon a time too.... Still talk to that director once in a while, though he's quit the business.

[kunk75]

at aproxiamately 12:35 this morning, another load of my vasectomized, lifeless cooz was pronounced dead upon arrival on the belly.

[rome1]

at around 3:37 (only because I glanced over at the cable box clock) I woke my girl up yet again for a middle of the night hump. so rewarding, but so hard to fall back asleep again after that.

[off bowery]

8am-9am this morning.

she was a good fuck, milfs always know how to fuck though..

[thedaniway]

i got into the house around 2 30 last night and promptly woke jeffvyain up for a wrestling match, then fell asleep.

it's always a good time

[Liberation1945]

^ wrestling = sex ?

or are you guys like straight edge or something? but like hippies fuck a lot or something no?

or something.