How many days have you gone without a shower?

[Guest the BUTTMAN]

My record is 7 days,and i have to admit i got off on my disgusting body odour

but my proudest moment was having sex with my gf on the fith ,sixth, and seventh days..and i copped a blowjob on the fifth day

the seventh day was a bit hard to handle,even for me.With the blend of body odour,4 different cheap colognes,deodarant and my own man milk.

I got rid of the gf soon afterwards,as i had lost total respect for the filtyhy slut

[broneck]

first of all, you're not funny anymore. second of all, you need polls with these kind of threads.

[the breaks]

great thread thanks

[aitsuka]

yeah, too much sex unstables your life man

and I take two showers a day

[Guest the BUTTMAN]

first of all, you're not funny anymore. second of all, you need polls with these kind of threads.

you sound like my wife...and if i knew how to create a poll i would

i am a computer illiterate fuck:(

[cjbreed]

first of all, you're not funny anymore. second of all, you need polls with these kind of threads.

no shit. it was only mildly amusing the first time.

now it feels like the annoying outbursts of some perverted junior high kid, bragging about his conquests in the locker room to the cool kids who know that in reality the little shit has never been anywhere near a real woman.

shock humor sucks when it isn't shocking, just immature and predictable

[Guest the BUTTMAN]

no shit. it was only mildly amusing the first time.

now it feels like the annoying outbursts of some perverted junior high kid, bragging about his conquests in the locker room to the cool kids who know that in reality the little shit has never been anywhere near a real woman.

shock humor sucks when it isn't shocking, just immature and predictable

but this is the only schtik i have

[salaryman]

you must learn a lasting skill like tap dancing. hating your wife will only take you so far.

[inaya]

I think the solution here is clear:

shut up man.

[pourhomme]

funny... funny..... NOT.

[emilo]

oh Hai Can I Haz +rep For Sex Joke? Kthxbye

[mrip]

i had a contest with my friend

who could last the longest

10 days before i gave up

[mspark]

are you jockying to be some sort of lame version of Judd Apatow?

[anthonyhong]

You gross gross fuck

You'll thank me later for showing you this

[nf one]

YOU NEED TO WARN PEOPLE BEFORE PUTTING THAT SHlT UP IN HERE

OR PUT IT IN PICS THAT MAKE ME UNCOMFY

OH GOD

[evisu 2000]

3 days, and because i was too lazy to shower (5).

what the fuck is going on in that pic

[mspark]

anthonyhong? negrep!

[oOmegaOo]

Now am I gonna have to check for maggots around the car when I see a homeless person on the train?

[anthonyhong]

See: Myiasis. Next time you count the years on your never- washed- raws, remember the hobo, remember the maggots. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM !

[BodiesOfLight]

I can't stop looking at that.

[aitsuka]

me too what the fuck man

is there like an article on that? holy shit

[jyoni]

Found these, regarding maggots for medical use:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAY7OKp6D7w&feature=related

The second vid shows the fat gorged maggots pouring out of the patient's foot :eek:

[B-Dawg]

That picture is horrible. It's unfortunate that you put that there. I'm all itchy n shit now.

Edit: Please, nobody quote that on this or any subsequent page.

[comaeternal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QJNxwvvS8Y&feature=related

maggots on some kids head. Enjoy

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'living in ones jeans...'

[alexryb]

That. Is. Amazing.

(The "maggot medicine," not the prolonged periods

of time some of you have went w/o showering.)

[coalessence]

its been 4-5 days now...and i am getting offline right now to shower due to that disturbing picture....

seriously is there an article with that.....?

[lestat]

See: Myiasis. Next time you count the years on your never- washed- raws, remember the hobo, remember the maggots. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM !

hey retard unless your leg is rotting, infected or some other shit, there isn't gonna be any maggots...

Maggots doesn't attack healthy tissue...

fuck... cant neg his ass

[m1sterko]

4 straight days.

and on the 4th day (the morning) i had four pimples on my head.

ewwwwww.

[GregoryH]

someone neg rep the hobo for his choice of footwear (red & green fallen shoes? cmon)