The Official "Help Knucks Master The Pounani" Thread

[broneck]

Okay Knucks, we all like you (well, I do anyway)...but your posts in superconfessional are sad, and they have to stop. I feel it's the duty of superfuture members who don't suck at anything and everything involving girls to give you a step up, and so anyone can feel free to post advice here helping you out with your inability to get your rocks off within the babe of your choice.

first of all, every time you post in the confessional, you show us how much you care, how much you let not getting laid get to you. so the first step is to not care so much.

to quote a classic film, "Desperation is a stinky cologne", and buddy, women can smell it. to show us you don't care, all you need to do is stop posting about your failures. to show them you don't care, all it takes is one thing :

turn down sex.

that's right, turn down sex. not calling can only go so far, you need to be on the boarder of sleeping with a girl, and then LEAVE. fucking go home and rub one out, but do not submit to that temptress. THEN don't call her.

wait until you see her at another party, and then be very friendly with her, do not be a dick because then you'll just be "that dick", but instead chat her up in a really nice platonic manner. at some point throughout the night, turn your sights on another girl, but don't be sleazy about it, you also want to just talk to this girl as if she's a friend that you're interested in, but not going to be gropey about.

this serves a dual purpose

1 - you're going to plant a seed of jealousy in girl # 1, the girl you turned down the last time you saw her

2 - you are, of course, chatting up a new girl in case girl #1 is a dumb whore and sleeps with someone else

note that this seed of jealousy should not be something that causes her to despise you (ie. don't leave with the other girl, or make out with her in front of girl # 1)

the guide will continue, others, feel free to fill in the gaps.

[cjbreed]

pfffffttt

this should be good

You must spread some reputation before giving it to Clopek again.

[headcoat]

yeah, clopek knows what hes talking about. For proof, look at his girl, and look at him.

[broneck]

no games were played in captivating dolly, but if i told you the story it would be considered far too cutesy for superfuture. lessons will continue.

[evisu 2000]

asking knucks to turn down sex would be like asking fam0us. to stop dressing like shit.

[dolly]

no games were played in captivating dolly, but if i told you the story it would be considered far too cutesy for superfuture. lessons will continue.

what on earth are you talking about

[tac0tron]

Subscribed for laughs.

[mspark]

what on earth are you talking about

(waiting patiently for Clopek reply)

[joey_formal]

damn clopek broke out the intellect.

[broneck]

what on earth are you talking about

i dont like talking to the internet about feelings. except rage. and boners.

[joey_formal]

rage and boners at the same time can equate to some interesting results...

[julzkind]

almost everyone likes a chase, even if its fake and you both know it...give her the chase.

[broneck]

rage and boners at the same time can equate to some interesting results...

rage and boners ss08 was awful, i'm hoping that fw doesn't disappoint.

[tac0tron]

i dont like talking to the internet about feelings. except rage. and boners.

What about raging boners?

[branespload]

dude i need this thread too, don't debunk its applicable merit and turn it into another supertrash joakz threaK. :[

[joey_formal]

yea it was. from what ive seen and heard rage & bonners aw is insane, very dark.

[FAM0US.]

asking knucks to turn down sex would be like asking fam0us. to stop dressing like shit.

Funny thing is, bitches love me.

While you fail @ even talking to one.

[onemancult]

funny thing is, i've seen mass pull chicks like crazy when in new york.

[FAM0US.]

Don't fucking lie to me.

[evisu 2000]

funny thing is, i've seen mass pull chicks like crazy when in new york.

you got me confused with 2000db s:

[joey_formal]

Funny thing is, bitches love me.

While you fail @ even talking to one.

i'd pay to see the dogs you're pulling.

[broneck]

Don't fucking lie to me.

don't fucking lie to him.

[onemancult]

you got me confused with 2000db s:

i'm trying to back you up and you totally blow up the spot.

[broneck]

dude i need this thread too, don't debunk its applicable merit and turn it into another supertrash joakz threaK. :[

that is the basis for creating interest in the mind of a girl you somewhat like / would like to one day hook up with. it's really about time and pressure, like in shawshank.

patience cannot be stressed enough. you might plant the seed of passion in a girl you're not gonna run into again for six months. that's fine. that's part of it. take your time at all times, or you're just gonna look like jason biggs in american pie blowing his load way to early.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

i'm trying to back you up and you totally blow up the spot.

I don't think I've ever heard mass speak, but panties be droppin' when the bitches smell his qualifications. Maaad steez yo!

[cjbreed]

^^^

sorry but it was so appropriate

anyway if people want to keep this thread semi-helpful, there is probably a lot of good advice out there...

but for me, that "withholding sex" thing has both worked and failed for me. off the top of my head i can think of 3 separate and very specific times when it failed that i genuinely regret. i still look back and say "what was i thinking?" i'm serious. these 3 particular girls were awesome and i was an idiot...

every girl is different and every situation is different. but i now think that if you are in a situation with a girl, and she is letting u know she wants to have sex with you right then and there, and u are in to her, then do it. eventually u will be old and married and these opportunities won't come along as often. so it is like the guy in little miss sunshine said, "fuck a lot of girls". no seriously, it is good advice.

that being said, it has also worked for me. saying things like "i'm just not that easy to get in bed" or whatever has paid off. i guess you gotta be able to read the person and predict how it will go, which takes experience....

but i'm no expert...

[headcoat]

Funny thing is, bitches love me.

While you fail @ even talking to one.

hahah. man you are pure comedy. A perfect charicature of the corniest, riciest, pinoy gutter trash.

[FAM0US.]

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Dude is calling me corny while he obsesses over a fat bitches gut.

Just shut the fuck up already douchebag, you lose.

[Charlie Delta]

^ NOT EVERYTHlNG IS ABOUT YOU!!!

[FAM0US.]

^ NOT EVERYTHlNG IS ABOUT YOU!!!

What? You make no sense. I expected a better response than that man.