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what to do (POLL - VERY IMPORTANT)


broneck

WHAT SHOULD I DO  

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  1. 1. WHAT SHOULD I DO

    • BEAT THAT MEAT
    • GO TO BED YOU SILLY ASSHOLE
    • THIS IS GROSS
    • CALL ME I WILL COME ASSIST YOU WITH JERGENS AND TENDERNESS


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I HAVE NO DOUBT AS TO THE TENDERNESS OF DISMALS TOUCH

(is he azn? haf rough azn hands from rice paddy? extra jergans is req'd)

yes we did it was an inadvertant reacharound, which is convenient given the nature of this particular threak

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clo? this makes no sense...

if you are going to go to bed early, you should rub one out in bed, i twill make you sleepy...

or stay up late, watching shitty tv, then pass out on couch...

how long do you rub it out for? You get the lube, dim the lights, romantic music?

or maybe you find a fly, rip its wings off, then run a bath, and sit in the bath, naked, with only the head of your penis exposed out of the water, then you put the fly down on your penis and let him furiously run around, until you explode like a tiny jizz volcano island...

I coulnt find the right you tube, so I will post a random one,

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after checking the votes, i'm very disappointed and tho am excited about my evening with down is the new up, i'm not too pumped on spending time with bionic, as i'm sure his hands grip too strong, and i'm a little blue that diamonds is not on the list of tender aplpicants

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