sore arn from fapping

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you sir are deprived. and you're still a virgin, yes?

nope not a virgin

i haven't done that fucking the floor thing in years...but it took me a long ass time before i could get out of that.

[gimmegimme]

you sir are deprived. and you're still a virgin, yes?

okay, I'm not the only one that thinks that's a bit...odd?

there'd be like splinter and carpet-burn and shit all up in yo junk.:eek:

[mojinho]

i'm guessing there was a fair amount of lube (and then an annoying clean-up) involved. or perhaps a sock?

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ahh fuck i deleted the posts...i don't feel like explaining it, no i don't do any of this weird shit any more. fuck i knew that shit would come back to haunt me...i make myself an easy target too often

[gimmegimme]

i'm guessing there was a fair amount of lube (and then an annoying clean-up) involved. or perhaps a sock?

that's a lotta work mang...but no hate ftb2...whatever pulls yer crank

[mojinho]

dude it's OK i'm sure some of us on here have done far, far weirder (like the people who are reading this thread and not contributing) . . .

[gimmegimme]

dude it's OK i'm sure some of us on here have done far, far weirder (like the people who are reading this thread and not contributing) . . .

Speak up you freaks.

[Eccles]

A popular method I remember hearing in school was a jar stuffed with liver

[denimdestroyedmylife]

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[Charlie Delta]

ddml, could you please tell me were in the body the arn is located...

thanks

[gimmegimme]

A popular method I remember hearing in school was a jar stuffed with liver

um...what high school did you go to?

[gimmegimme]

ddml, could you please tell me were in the body the arn is located...

thanks

For your convenience:

[Eccles]

um...what high school did you go to?

English schoolboys are sick

[mellowbonsai]

ddml, could you please tell me were in the body the arn is located...

thanks

perhaps you should check with the Memorial University of Newfoundland's Department of Geography, a Mr. Keeling should be able to point you in the right direction.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

[Hella Hyphy]

I have hella strong muscles in my right arm... shit never gets sore. I do look a little unbalanced though, weedy left arm, bulked right.

[carlo]

[homi29]

NSFW NSFW NSFW

from http://www.advancedmasturbation.com

Male Masturbation Techniques

1 The Basic Fist Method

2 Basic Thumb-Forefinger

3 The Mushroom

4 Campfire Method

5 Headless Jerking

6 Poking out of the Pulpit

7 Backhand Masturbation

8 Interlocking Grip

9 Foreskin Grip

10 Boxer Rub Masturbation

11 Upward Squeeze

12 Downward Squeeze

13 Too Full Hand's Full

14 Circular Masturbating

15 Palm, Belly, and Penis Sandwich

16 What? Packing Tape!

17 Table Hump Masturbation

warning regarding the campfire method and i quote

"WARNING - If flatulence occurs, bodily gases and bowel vapors may ignite.

This particular type of combustion can cause catastrophic damage to your home and your community."

[sybaritical]

i haven't done that fucking the floor thing in years...but it took me a long ass time before i could get out of that.

And it's just as well you did get out of it.

Take that sort of behaviour to it's logical conclusion and you have Frotteurism.

[Charlie Delta]

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sigh will you people please let this thread die...

[blair_m]

17 minutes?....

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17 minutes is pretty good, i've had some marathon sessions but never timed myself.

edit: just thought of something quite Warholian...hey DDML i want to film a short film entitled "17 minutes," in black & white with you doin the fap...it will be artfully shot, from the side and you can't really see details of your thing. At the last second your arm suddenly snaps, you go "ARGH!" and screen fades to black.

i will proceed to send the screener to Cannes, Venice, and Berlin. DDML I'm gonna make you a fuckin rockstar baby!

[mellowbonsai]

is this joke and its relevance flying over everyone's head at the moment?

i hope im not alone here

[habia]

also keep your shoulders down, a lot of times we subconsciously raise our shoulders. drop your arms and shake them out every now and then.

[mojinho]

is this joke and its relevance flying over everyone's head at the moment?

i hope im not alone here

sure as hell went over my head (and i'm no frotteur by any stretch of the imagination)

[ktothe]

17 minutes is pretty good, i've had some marathon sessions but never timed myself.

edit: just thought of something quite Warholian...hey DDML i want to film a short film entitled "17 minutes," in black & white with you doin the fap...it will be artfully shot, from the side and you can't really see details of your thing. At the last second your arm suddenly snaps, you go "ARGH!" and screen fades to black.

i will proceed to send the screener to Cannes, Venice, and Berlin. DDML I'm gonna make you a fuckin rockstar baby!

This...is...beautiful.

Can I give you some ideas though? There should be an out of tune piano playing a slow melancholy melody in the background.

[jewbagel]

What is the correct ratio of girls to cup?

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This...is...beautiful.

Can I give you some ideas though? There should be an out of tune piano playing a slow melancholy melody in the background.

this idea is not bad. You've given me another idea...your idea reminds me of some Iranian cinema, i think we will go with this for the color version, which will be shot on a camera from the 1970s so the images are kinda grainy with a lot of speckles...i gotta make the lighting kinda dim...actually scratch that, this version is going to be the day time version, will be shot with some sunlight, but a lot of shade for that 70s cheap southern California porn effect.

For my B&W version it will be completely silent with no music, no sound effects, nothing. Only sound is just that sudden jerk at the end before going completely blank. This is to underscore the existential angst of his masturbation.

[mojinho]

i like this. like the orgasm wasn't even good, just putting an end to his misery