The Doctor is in and taking cases.

[dismalfuture]

Come to me with your problems, children. I am waiting.

[enatoka]

l3nd me moneiz to pay of my debt, doctors orders,

first

first

first

first

[dismalfuture]

how much money do you need?

I will be charging 1000% interest, compounded daily. Are you cool with that?

[broneck]

I would like enatoka burned alive, but failing that, neg repped into thinkfilm-esque oblivion

what should i do?

[pavlova cakesworth]

if i wanted to do law in the us after i finished my BA here in aus what the shit do i do

[dismalfuture]

This is an open forum in which you are welcome to ridicule anyone you feel like, at times most convenient to you. Enjoy it for what it is. see: realmyth83

[broneck]

but i am out of rep! is there another way I can let it be known that he is unfunny and stupid besides a negative reputation?

[dismalfuture]

pavlova, I would consider throwing in an extra year and hopping a study abroad/exchange through your local, going up to London, and throwing some dick around hoping it might stick in the right place. If you sit in your room hoping to be struck by lightning you might die alone and poor.

[dismalfuture]

Clopek, I advise you to ridicule him accordant to how much you hate him. If he deserves his own 'enatoka is shit' thread, then so be it.

[enatoka]

clopek, go suck a fucking dick son, you and your fucking big ass neck kid. srsly, your on my dick and get annoyed at the simplest shit i said, are you srsly going to start another pointless argument you fucking faggot. im going all out right now son. you are nothing kid you heard. you get ridiculed on your fucking neck every other day. the internet is serious business clopek, so keep saying shit.

[dismalfuture]

enatoka and Clopek, please start a new thread if you guys are gonna bite each others labia off. I was hoping to drop mad knowledge in this thread.

[broneck]

lol .

[enatoka]

nah dismal. drop all the knowledge you want, i asked you a question and i was expecting an answer, clopek is still on some i hate you shit. but please dismal, i want your advice.

[dismalfuture]

I answered your question, how much money do you need me to lend you? On the flip side of that, debt is for lesser humans and I cannot respect you.

[enatoka]

lulz btw. ......

[Pandemonium]

does flying often affect your libido?

i am looking towards a career in international law.

[enatoka]

fine dismal. then answer me this, when will clopek die?

[dismalfuture]

No, I have found only positive effects from flying. I have been on planes since before I could walk though, and am used to pulling 15 hr flights.

Mostly I like to prime myself by playing the 'who in this massive clusterfuck between oh say, gates 33-48 will be on my flight and will I get my chance to sit next to a hardbody on this fucking Detroit to Narita' mind game. Once boarding commences, I sift through the CA's and figure out which ones I want the attention of, and then use them to prime my urges for landing. It's a nice gradual procession usually because the ambience gets a little more local and focused closer to landing. Once you're off through the gates, a new city awaits. What can be better than that?

[dismalfuture]

Clopek as we know him will die when fast fashion and young men's 'street casual' goes the wayside.

[mpcec]

I need someone to buy the Harmon fisherman pants so I can live vicariously through them.

[dismalfuture]

Ok, but why are you posting that in my thread? I wear lame expensive basics and streetwear and don't like to spend too much on clothes by principle. Maybe if the markets pick up I will turn wealthbeast...

[Le Buttsecks]

im contemplating surprise sex'in someone. i have no time for small talk i want action. what do you think?

[dismalfuture]

How in the fuck am I supposed to help you with your rape escapades?

[Le Buttsecks]

be my alibi

edit: who said anything about rape?

[pavlova cakesworth]

im contemplating surprise sex'in someone. i have no time for small talk i want action.

guess that must have been you

[joey_formal]

dismal i heard there would be nipples and moet, when will this be served?

[dismalfuture]

You must provide me with a venue in which they can be presented.

[joey_formal]

i didnt think that far ahead...

[dismalfuture]

Let me indulge you then, since I like you joey_formal.

[dismalfuture]

First, you should procure the following elements:

1) pack of Jamon Iberico or other decent ham

2) a nice muskmelon; honeydew, or mini-watermelon can work as well. If it's Monday, make sure it'll be ripe for the weekend

3) a cheese of your choice

4) nice bread for toast or Ryvita if you're ghetto fab

5) extras if you're feeling saucy (you probably have olive oil and salt and pepper right? if not, stop buying clothes and get basic condiments)

6) bottle of champagne

total outlay maybe in the $40 range, but it's food and can keep well, so no harm done.

Steps:

1. Go out to venue of your choice

2. Find girl with breasts you'd like to pursue.

3. Proceed with schmoozing, but knowing that you have a great breakfast waiting for her, your romantic factor should inevitably be oozing at this point.

4. Drop the breakfast factor in subtly and let her focus on this idea, and skip the cheesy inuendo. People like a nice breakfast, but wouldn't make it for themselves. Do you? I don't.

5. Follow through on your promise and make the girl a decent breakfast the next morning.

In pinch situations, I have made avocado on toast and tea work for me.