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Calling every woman a bitch you possibly can in your lifetime to express how you REALLY feel about your punk ass momma who would beat you senseless every time you did something she did not like .

Even if it was not "wrong" ( kids don't know better many times ) you just pissed her off ..

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Fat asses

Scarface

Italian Mob

Black Panther Party ( well some )

Bill Clinton

Sex

Fighting

Hiphop ofcourse

Collecting sneakers

Best looking clothes

Coco butter

Vaseline

Getting a fresh line at the barber

Making white people feel dumb

MLK

Malcolm X

Comming from nothing to something

Polo / RL

Fried Food / Soul Food

Black History Month

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Fat asses : might be true

Scarface : true

Italian Mob : true

Black Panther Party ( well some ) : false

Bill Clinton : false

Sex : true

Fighting : true, even if i didnt really try

Hiphop ofcourse : ...

Collecting sneakers : false

Best looking clothes : true

Coco butter : thats the shit

Vaseline : what to do for nigga?

Getting a fresh line at the barber : i aint got no facial hair so false

Making white people feel dumb : definitely

MLK : ??

Malcolm X : yes

Comming from nothing to something : start from scratch nah mean?

Polo / RL : fuck you

Fried Food / Soul Food : see the boondocks related episode

Black History Month : no

suckin titties : not really but

not really accurate, someone else take a shot plz

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i'm not sure i'm qualified to say what they like, but black men definitely don't like being called 'son' by white kids ten years their junior

my buddy did this a couple weeks ago, totally without thinking and in the midst of a friendly conversation

i guess he assumed the guy would think he was cool for talking jive

we were this close [holds thumb and forefinger half an inch apart] to a fucking race war in the bar

awwwwwwwwwwkwaaaaaaaaaaard

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is it really necessary to wear a shirt you could fit your WHOLE family in?

and wtf is the deal with red kool-aid?

red is not a flavor you dumb sunvabitch.

cherry? strawberry maybe?

black people were rocking oversized tees before superfuture®

also, nigga you don't even know what flavor it is. and does it really taste like that? no, it's just red,

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i'm not sure i'm qualified to say what they like, but black men definitely don't like being called 'son' by white kids ten years their junior

my buddy did this a couple weeks ago, totally without thinking and in the midst of a friendly conversation

i guess he assumed the guy would think he was cool for talking jive

we were this close [holds thumb and forefinger half an inch apart] to a fucking race war in the bar

awwwwwwwwwwkwaaaaaaaaaaard

You guys never heard the term getting "Sonned?" like you put someone in a position to call them son? Fuck dawg, I would came funny at you cats too for callin me son, thats just a no no.

For the record, you'd prolly get beat up for calling it "jive"(what the fuck s this the 60's?). You sound like a lost cause anyway

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