Can't breathe, help!

[xcoldricex]

a lot of doctors forget to ask about it in their review of systems... that's why it's so widely underdiagnosed...

[homme.homme]

  fg0d said:

its called a deviated septum, i kind of want the surgery, because i could get a rhinoplasty at the same time. my nose is too wide, makes me look asian or black.

Hey man

I have a deviated septum.. i was diagnosed a year ago or so and am yet to have the surgery, plan to have it early this year.

I can not breath through my right nostril ever.

[xcoldricex]

  homme.homme said:

Hey man

I have a deviated septum.. i was diagnosed a year ago or so and am yet to have the surgery, plan to have it early this year.

I can not breath through my right nostril ever.

is your avatar of the dicks in yo nose?

[fg0d]

Right now I can't breathe through mine either.

[homme.homme]

  xcoldricex said:

is your avatar of the dicks in yo nose?

yes.

456789

[stuntastic]

  curiouscharles said:

well, lucky for you fg0d, i'm home for the holidays and my father is a doctor, upon consultation he told me to tell you the following:

"the nostril is not a sexual orifice"

+++

  nairb49 said:

weird, we JUST went over that in a clinical session before xmas holidays.

Tittyfucking?

[mrjuby]

  xcoldricex said:

is your avatar of the dicks in yo nose?

you have more than one dick in your nose? krs-one nose status yo.

[Lab]

  the_state said:

mad jewish chicks at my high school had deviated sceptums and miraculously ended up with smaller noses post-surgery.

Rhinoplasty during deviated nasal septum surgery is an optional procedure. It's only a natural jewflex to have that nose immediately fixed.

[xcoldricex]

  stuntastic said:

+++

Tittyfucking?

no, interareolarboneritis

[mike lowrey]

sooo.. any updates with the dick in your nose?

[magus1234]

Ooh, so this was the guy with a dick up his nose I heard about....

[fg0d]

Haven't even gone to the doctor...

[homi29]

dick on her nose now she cockeyed

[Thorns]

Just reviewed. A++ treak. Great read.

[mellowbonsai]

critics give it four out of five dicks (in nose)

[mike lowrey]

5 would be kind of pushing it though. you know, nasally.

[nairb49]

  xcoldricex said:

no, interareolarboneritis

!!

amazing, dr. house.

i now know why this thread is stickied. Interareoloarboneritis is not to be taken lightly.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

real gems appearing on sufu lately

[Guest lbdas.22]

this is the funniest thread I have read on any forum

[almondcrush]

hey guys ive been having difficulty urinating lately

upon closer inspection it appears that i actually have dicks, stuck in my dick

im not really sure what to do about this, plz advise

[azn8oi]

wish i could insert youtube of kidsinsandbox.mpg.

that is your answer.

[hellogoodbye]

  almondcrush said:

hey guys ive been having difficulty urinating lately

upon closer inspection it appears that i actually have dicks, stuck in my dick

im not really sure what to do about this, plz advise

what the fuck are you talking about? you obviously have noses up your dick

[mike lowrey]

^ dick in nose is one thing, but that was kind of disturbing

[the Repeater]

[AstroWolf]

So, do you have dick nose?

[fg0d]

delete, this thread is mad GAY.

[Guest]

  almondcrush said:

hey guys ive been having difficulty urinating lately

upon closer inspection it appears that i actually have dicks, stuck in my dick

im not really sure what to do about this, plz advise

have you checked if you have a dick in your nose?

[broneck]

just checking in, did the OP get the dick removed from his nose yet?

[Halifamous]

  fg0d said:

ps: lets be serious, i dont have any dicks stuck in my nose.

I don't mean any disrespect, but you're not a doctor...

[xcoldricex]

after you get them removed you can make a