friday night internet party

[mellowbonsai]

ay where you at supertalk

party over here

[wEstSidE]

AY AY AY

y do errthin sux??? i wanna stab a nigga shit b so borin INFRATCTION PERSONAL ATTAX

[broneck]

HOLY SHIT YOU ON TOO!!! teach my how to post all caps, quick while no ones looking

[Halifamous]

Yes friday night.

WOOOOOOOO, I just bought groceries and chilled with my security guard.

[broneck]

GO ON MSN CUNT

all caps

[apu]

yay

spent 10.5 hours straight for a meeting for my practicum with GSK

just went thru 5 chapters for my finance final, and now doing my marketing take home

what a way to spend my fk*ing Friday

[jeepster]

Cleveland: Incase you didn't know, a balloon tied to a mailbox is an international symbol for party over here!

oh family guy. you are so memorable.

EDIT:

EDMOND IS FUCKIN QUEERBAIT JAIL SNITCH MOTHERFCUKER DICK STUFFER.

can i has infrakshun now?

[broneck]

i stayed home sick and accomplished nothing at all.

[jeepster]

i was out. see my superconfessional post.

but now i'm here.

and my car has a cracked front bumper from my shenanigans this night.

good times.

but i gotta hand it to you superfuture. you're the first thing i thought of when i got home. you got a hold on me

GET ME SOMETHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY YOU BITCHES. ITS RIGHT NOW.

[broneck]

YOU DRIVE DRUNK YOU ASSHOLE THAT SHIT RUINS BOTH BUMPERS AND LIVES

you get nothing

[mellowbonsai]

i stayed home sick and accomplished nothing at all.

oh do tell me more about your day clopek

come, we'll discuss whilst imbibing our virtual alcohol and engaging in our internet huzz-parah what have you

[jeepster]

YOU DRIVE DRUNK YOU ASSHOLE THAT SHIT RUINS BOTH BUMPERS AND LIVES

you get nothing

sobered up.

i was drunk. but not by very much. kirin is like 3.5% alcohol by volume.

[mellowbonsai]

here jeepster, for j00r birthdai

[broneck]

ummmm what day is it? friday? i worked but i also had breakfast at Denningers, a delicious international foods store. The very angry eastern european woman who makes my eggwiches on a daily basis seemed in rather good spirits today. when she handed me my eggwich she said "it upside down" very matter of factly, as though i had said "please, make my eggwich upside down today."

i work in the shittiest mall of all time, jackson square (the building i work at is ajoined to said mall.) Let me tell you, if ever you think about trying heroin, crack, meth, or having unprotected sex and dropping out of highschool, just take a walk through this mall. Baby mommas and people who have smoked themselves well out of their minds abound.

There are repeat players in the mall every day. For example the wizened old chinese wizard, who embodies all that is good and right in the world. But there must be balance in the universe, and hence, death herself lurks with her many black ANN D-like sacks of material draped about her, staring into the souls of those who pass...

[broneck]

there is also crazy-old-man-with-booger-on-lip. He always talks to us, and he always has a giant chunk of phlegm on his lip, just kindof dangling there, always threatening to dribble down his chin or, god forbid, fling off his trembling lower lip and onto your shirt, or face!

and lets not forget what-the-fuck-happened-to-this-guys skin, who talks to everyone way to closely like they're his best friend, and has all sorts of red burn-like boils all over his skin (but they're not burns, they move around all the time and pus and flake everywhere)...constantly making really inappropriate jokes about OJ and how he only gets mad and steals things because that "blonde isn't around for him to take his frustrations out on anymore"

[jeepster]

YOU DRIVE DRUNK YOU ASSHOLE THAT SHIT RUINS BOTH BUMPERS AND LIVES

you get nothing

ummmm what day is it? friday? i worked but i also had breakfast at Denningers, a delicious international foods store. The very angry eastern european woman who makes my eggwiches on a daily basis seemed in rather good spirits today. when she handed me my eggwich she said "it upside down" very matter of factly, as though i had said "please, make my eggwich upside down today."

i work in the shittiest mall of all time, jackson square (the building i work at is ajoined to said mall.) Let me tell you, if ever you think about trying heroin, crack, meth, or having unprotected sex and dropping out of highschool, just take a walk through this mall. Baby mommas and people who have smoked themselves well out of their minds abound.

There are repeat players in the mall every day. For example the wizened old chinese wizard, who embodies all that is good and right in the world. But there must be balance in the universe, and hence, death herself lurks with her many black ANN D-like sacks of material draped about her, staring into the souls of those who pass...

do u wurk @ hot topik?

i get mad misfitz steez n cop chain goth pantz

lyke deez

dey keep my legz in chek cuz u forget sometiomz to keep ur legs clozer 2gether,.

[soraanaam]

just cam e home after watching my first musical ever, shit was ridiculous

[broneck]

which one was?

[Halifamous]

GO ON MSN CUNT

all caps

No, I'm gonna shower and clean the house in case I can entice a trollop back here tomorrow night.

[Servo2000]

I have so much fucking work to do.

You are distracting me.

[jeepster]

i saw Brundibar earlier this year. great musical. the kids that preformed it were genius.

it was not a high school play. when i say kids i mean like, wunderkid child musical stars.

[broneck]

TOMORROW!!!! AHHH so pumped man

i need a place to lay mine head in case sean is a gay-bee and stays at his fucking fancy cocktail party with all his vipps all night

[Halifamous]

YOU DRIVE DRUNK YOU ASSHOLE THAT SHIT RUINS BOTH BUMPERS AND LIVES

you get nothing

Also, motherfucker, don't even start.

[Halifamous]

TOMORROW!!!! AHHH so pumped man

i need a place to lay mine head in case sean is a gay-bee and stays at his fucking fancy cocktail party with all his vipps all night

Wait, what are we doing tomorrow night?

[broneck]

sufu party derrrr

(and that was the joke wink)

[mellowbonsai]

I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE AN AMUSING ANECDOTE STORY WITH A "PUNCH" LINE THAT WILL SURELY HAVE ALL THE COMMUNITY A-FIRE WITH LAUGHTER, OR "LOL" AS THE METROPOLITANS MAY SAY. SURELY OUR EVENING MUST COMMENCE WITH THE UTMOST ENTERTAINING KNICK-KNACKERY. BUT I DIGRESS!

A MUTILATED HARLOT, A TORY, A MUSTACHIOED ROBBER-BARON, A FREE SILVER DEMOCRAT, AND A BOMB WEILDING ANARCHIST ALL MEANDER INTO AN ALCOHOL VENDING ESTABLISHMENT AT THE SAME TIME. THE BAR-TENDER LOOKS UP AND SAYS, "OUT WITH YE, FREE SILVER DEMOCRAT! THIS BE AN INSTITUTION OF FAMILY QUALITIE!"

[jeepster]

good night you princes of internet, you kings (queens) of sufu.

i'm goin to bed. halifamous, basketball practice @ 3 tomorrow. be there or you're off the team.

[broneck]

fuck .

[chrisj]

trying to write my short story.. mad writers block~

[Halifamous]

Whoah, PM me... that's tommorow?

Fuck, I made plans with Karen and... some other stuff.

Um.

PM