How do you take your jeans off before you go to bed?

[JSGanzbot]

Throw them down as fast as I can, then stomp all over them until both legs are out and I am porking your girl.

[calvin1663]

i pull them over my head because I am that flexible

[Guest]

pretty sure nothing will happen to "days worth of wear" unless you go to bed once every few days

[lithiumsys]

You are making a funny yes???

If no, I have very special technique for you all:

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Yes, this is usually how I do it.

[fallen angels]

... I was wondering if anyone had a method to taking them off a night without causing reversing days worth of wear (talking about honeycombs etc)?

ok, you are retarded.

[Exalted_One]

I stand still untill my pocket falls

[peteyross]

Thank god I thought I was the only one who thought about this. Sometimes even if I have to take a dump, I just hold it cause if I pull them down to take a dump, my honeycombs will get messed up. Also, I piss once a day in the morning before I put on my jeans because if I unbutton the fly, my whiskers will flatten out.

[Guest DUM]

Please sticky this. I will without a doubt need this information often.

[countach!]

hey!

thanks for the replies

HOWEVER: Alot of you guys are tripping. This isn't a simple question of: "hay, how do I take mai geenz off?"

Not everybody has been wearing skinny jeans their whole life, so intentional honeycombs and whatnot is a new world for some of us. The problem I was having was when I would pull my jeans off like regular pants, the honeycombs would get stuck on my calves, causing me to have to yanks these shits off rather violently to disrobe.

I was wondering if there was a better method (i.e. poostain's) to taking abnormally tight fitting jeans off without fucking up the intentional wear that I bought the specific pair of jeans for.

By the way, thank you dumb for the extremely positive and uplifting rep you gave me. Knowing I have allies like you on this board is extremely comforting. :^)

[billy dee williams]

i have your girl take em off me.

[countach!]

^uncalled for. absolutely inappropriate

[cabl3]

I unbotton them half way and do pelvic thrusts until they fall off.

[Dex_star]

^uncalled for. absolutely inappropriate

iz yoo ghey fam?!

[GoodHustle]

One night, when you least expect it, I'm going to sneak into your room and iron out your fucking honeycombs.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i kill myself and burn my corpse

[driftingdunk]

I do a 6 hour coke binge and become anorexic right after lunch.. just to slim up enough to take my jeans off..

[Guest DUM]

nigga don't even joke about me repping you. I haven't been drunk lately.

[RobZ]

I'm trying to come up with something better than driftingdunk but I'm speechless.

They are just jeans! Take them off however you want. Or don't.

[aho]

Not to further convolute this thread, but I guess not many people don't take them off before going to bed? I sleep with them on... :X

[ExileOnMainSt]

I unbotton them half way and do pelvic thrusts until they fall off.

i believe this method is called "the dirty push" or the road less travelled, if you will..

[mrpenguin354]

teleportation.

[RobZ]

teleportation.

Yeah, but do you teleport out of them, or do they teleport of off you?

[eightynine]

i tried sleeping in my new skulls...up all fuckin night, awful experience.

[6MT]

this is the most retarted question ever.....whats next, how should i masterbate?

sorry i have to say it like this.

[Comma H]

intentional honeycombs

What the fuck are intentional honeycombs? Honeycombs happen because the jeans get used to crumpling in a natural way...there is nothing intentional about it.

Or have you started a thread asking about 'intentional' honey comb ironing patterns?

Fuck.

[GWHiZiTSPHiL]

my jeans are too fitted to take off.

[somsjeans]

i usually take them off and then urinate in them for good measure

[jonle714]

i don't wear denim.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

yeah me too

[Charlie Delta]

One night, when you least expect it, I'm going to sneak into your room and iron out your fucking honeycombs.

Reference!!!