How do you take your jeans off before you go to bed?

[enojy]

i tried sleeping in my new skulls...up all fuckin night, awful experience.

you do not know awful until you buy a pair of cardboard fuckin jeans and the first thing you do is go for a 10 mile bike ride. my legs had sweet red indigo honeycombs for a week.

[grand_theft_auto]

omg! i think we've arrived at some whole new level of anal-retention here.

[peteyross]

Dude if your jeans are getting stuck on your calves, you need to size up a bit...

[Guest soleFLY]

lol classic thread

[driftingdunk]

Dude if your jeans are getting stuck on your calves, you need to size up a bit...

not true, try to wear in some 19oz. Slim fit denim, and then you can talk... Getting stuck on a calf is normal if you have an ounce of muscle on your bones.. and its nothing that a slight tug wont fix..

[Clench Million]

I don't understand the question of this thread. Who takes them off at all? n00bs? You get your best creasing form tossing and turning in your sleep. I know some people who get extra wear by lining their sheets with sandpaper. Just make sure to use a fine grain!

A few nights of intense nightmares and you can have your brand new Sammies looking 3 years old in no time!

[electronic cheetah]

This thread would be so much better with a .gif of countach! showing his technique.

[ChaseDizzy]

I just poop in them whilist standing until they drop to my ankles and there's enough to hold them to the floor. Then I just slip them off. What the fuck man, easy as that.

[Clench Million]

poop stains and skid marks add character to jeans. Dont' worry about them!

Just use a little Feebreeze if your lady friend is coming over.

[ChaseDizzy]

Exactly, adds a nice vintage fade contrast to the ass and some authentic vintage smell

[Clench Million]

yeah it definilty gives a more authentic vintage fade. I mean, do you think those hard-nosed coal miners were gonna go sit on some dainty white toilet to take a shit? Come on!

[Charlie Delta]

You guys are overdoing it juuuuuust a tiny little bit...

[ChaseDizzy]

Alight guys I have some vintage engineers poop for sale. Circa 1947, has a nice brittle texture, good condition. Hardly used, unrusted rivets with code: 47-ilp on it. Will be shipped in original napkin. $300

[Pandemonium]

yeah it definilty gives a more authentic vintage fade. I mean, do you think those hard-nosed coal miners were gonna go sit on some dainty white toilet to take a shit? Come on!

they used the thunderbox fyi.

and yes, i believe they'd stop working if someone shat themselves.

[unklesteve]

I like to unbutton them, put on the "Purple Rain" soundtrack, and shake my ass until they fall.

Then I have a midget who hangs them up for me. His name is Raoul. He's pretty rad.

[ChaseDizzy]

^ nudes or he doesn't exist.

[Guest supernoob]

l PEE IN THEM

LUBRICATION

[cabl3]

hanging jean midgets are so overrated...I do something similar to unklesteve cept no purple rain soundtrack..I unbotton them and do pelvic thrusts until they come off...at which point CHUCK NORRIS hangs them for me with a roundhouse kick.

[tweeds]

is it time for the trash?

[RobZ]

It certainly appears so. This thread is going nowhere...fast.