shit you hate

[joey_formal]

and explain to her that C) Dinner = all of the above.

[skiniks]

and explain to her that C) Dinner = your dick in her butt.

[joey_formal]

well that would simply be option B, now option C entails both A and B and there is no order to that, its a buffet and she'll get her dessert when he decides.

[Guest jmatsu]

yeah and obviously it is only fair that she pay for the lube.

[skiniks]

he shouldn't really give her the option. just: you're taking my dick in your butt. no matter what she can't really refuse... she owes you man. she owes you.

[hey]

What lube?

[joey_formal]

j who said anything about lube, she royally fucked his plans...

[Guest jmatsu]

j who said anything about lube, she royally fucked his plans...

kinda getting off subject, but ain't this very difficult to do this w/o lube?

anyway i suppose she could spitshine the dick b4 the anal invasion.

[joey_formal]

i would imagine so, i think there would be some serious pain for her and issues with entry

[DüM]

I hate that my best posts are always deleted.

[Guest jmatsu]

I hate that my best posts are always deleted.

really? the ones of the girl getting eaten out by a big spider and the guy boning that scorpion are still there. specifically, what got deleted?

[skiniks]

bvRc7pwnt0U

[DüM]

really? the ones of the girl getting eaten out by a big spider and the guy boning that scorpion are still there. specifically, what got deleted?

oh, that was ok but timber's nip-smiley was deleted. It was distasteful but we're beyond that point.

[hey]

i would imagine so, i think there would be some serious pain for her and issues with entry

I always thought that was the general idea.

[joey_formal]

haha well said.

[DüM]

but wait, without lube i'm thinking your dick might be catching some of that pain too?

[mrip]

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

I hate when I put my pistachios in a lil snack bag to take em to skool n case I git hungry and then mad of em don't have that opening at the top where they are spread apart waiting to be kracked and gobbled all nice but instead there's just like a liiiiiilllllllll tiny slit on the side, and you have to pry and pry and then sometimes you think youll break a nail and shit.

I hate that

[Jkissi7]

long lines anywhere especially post office :/

[corned beef]

airport delays due to 8 inches of fucking snow.

[mellowbonsai]

i know, what the hell, winter, i thought we were done with this shit

[keagan]

^^BTW ZING....I think all men and women should be trimmed...No one likes a bushel of hair down there.

Gi

I DO. YOU FUCKING DISASTER.llllllllll

[skiniks]

fit032108.jpg

i don't hate famous in particular but i do hate the fucking fit.jpg shit. we can see the fucking date on your post and we realize that it's a picture. there's really no reason the clarify it with a fucking filename.

[datasupa]

^^i think, for the sake of completeness, the title should actually be FAM0USfit032108.jpg.

this way we know, not just that it is an image of a fit taken on that date, but exactly whose fit image was taken on that date.

[chronoaug]

I hate friends who try to set me up with girls and force me into a relationship. What the hell is wrong with hanging out with people as friends, enjoying their company and if we choose to do so, date exclusively? Now that this girl made her intentions known that she likes me or whatnot, it'll be difficult for us and mutual friends to all hang out without being pressured to date.

[hollaforadolla]

I hate friends who try to set me up with girls and force me into a relationship. What the hell is wrong with hanging out with people as friends, enjoying their company and if we choose to do so, date exclusively? Now that this girl made her intentions known that she likes me or whatnot, it'll be difficult for us and mutual friends to all hang out without being pressured to date.

are you gay?

[aloves]

I really dislike people who are negative and don't bring any good to their surroundings. Lighten up pleaaase, there's no need to take things so seriously.

[chronoaug]

are you gay?

I'd prefer if she wasn't best friends and roomates with my roomate's girlfriend. I dun want a serious relationship and i don't want to deal with friend/roomate drama if i just fucked her or something. The last thing i want to do after getting out of a 3 year relationship is jumping back into something serious.

[Gilead]

I really dislike people who are negative and don't bring any good to their surroundings. Lighten up pleaaase, there's no need to take things so seriously.

Yesss, girl I know is mad negative, always puts me in a bad mood when I have to hang around her for too long.

[Ahlvahroe]

i almost never get headaches, but for the last few days ive been getting these sinus headaches, i feel like fuckin killing someone. i hate this so much (weeps gently, as god laughs)