shit you hate

[evisu 2000]

did that girl who throwed up on your couch buy you a new one

that's hot

[sawn-off chef]

She paid for the cleaning bill.

[evisu 2000]

that's unacceptable

[lexerone]

taking mid day naps, and waking up thinking its a new day.

[Bona Drag]

anyone whos twitter bio includes 'bon vivant'

[tac0tron]

Right now, the House of Representatives.

[Bona Drag]

WOOP WOOP POLlTlCS ALERT

[into the rain]

hate that fucking CWG favorite quote on facebook:

LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE

and on the other hand, i also hate that fucking Mad Men quote most douchebags have on their profile:

"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one."

fucking stupid.

[Manx]

What about 15 pagers covering nearly 600 years of human history?

And one week to write it? (without procrastination)

And it's 30% of your total grade?

I'm buggin out.

I hate egotistical professors with insane demands. And just because this sort of this is relatively common, it doesn't make demands like this any less retarded.

It's like they all force you to "respect" them by all simultaneously hitting you with workloads and trivial tasks that seem like hazing rituals. Hi, I'm education, time to regret me.

[Manx]

I hate how when I take a big shit, I wipe and wipe with no end in sight. If the poop is out of my butt, and there's no leakage or anything, where is all this caca coming from? The poop is OUT OF MY BUTT. Do I need a freaking TOWEL for this???

[Pavlov's Bell]

Fuck Nick Wooster. Fuck Michael Bastian.

[Manx]

Fuck jesse eisenberg.

[Pavlov's Bell]

Used to to think

Jesse Eisenberg was poor man's Michael Cera

but now

Michael Cera is poor man's Jesse Eisenberg

[powerplay]

I hate how when I take a big shit, I wipe and wipe with no end in sight. If the poop is out of my butt, and there's no leakage or anything, where is all this caca coming from? The poop is OUT OF MY BUTT. Do I need a freaking TOWEL for this???

seriously, this is the most annoying shit ever.

[Manx]

I honestly can't believe that he was nominated. It's more fair to credit the ridiculousness of the social network's dialogue than to blame him, but he's just annoying.

The problem with that movie is that we're supposed to believe that Mark Zuckerberg simultaneously has aspergers and the sharp, improvised wit of Oscar Wilde all at the same time. Like Dawsons Creek with tunnel vision. Wow, that's quite an accomplishment.

I don't think someone with aspbergers could really go toe to toe with a board room full of lawyers and shut them down like he's king shit. If that seems unconvincing, have said silly role played by a guy who's about as inflexible as a sad clown in an iron lung. I'm a fan of restraint but Jesse Eisenberg has that kind of shakey, nervously restrained neuroticism that makes you think he's got some humiliating fetish.

[d-rew12]

I remember some people saying Micheal Cera plays the same role in every movie, and Jesse Eisenberg doesn't. But honestly Jesse Eisenberg acts roughly the same in every movie. He plays some kind of nervous, shy, weird kid in most of his movie. I still like him though.

I'm also happy Inception didn't win best picture, and Toy Story 3 beat How to Train your Dragon just so I can annoy my friend about it.

[Manx]

Other notable Oscar moments include:

Yet ANOTHER Oscars where we get to watch a Randy Newman sound drunk while singing songs about singing songs and somehow winning an award for it.

And...

In Natalie Portman's teary acceptance speech she said something like "we often forget the people in the background who help make the real magic happen, like my hair and makeup artists"

LoL

[into the rain]

jesse eisenberg/michael cera are two dudes who will forever play the same role: geeky, unassuming teen with ASSBURGERS.

[Bona Drag]

I don't think someone with aspbergers could really go toe to toe with a board room full of lawyers and shut them down like he's king shit.

if you are by far the richest person in a board room full of lawyers, and half of them are on your payroll, then i think aspergers doesnt really enter into it

[toufu]

hate going from shmediums to marge

always got mediums and then shrunk the shit out of them for the desired fit when i was about 145, now @ 160-165 shit looks awkward as hell...some mediums run pretty large though, others shrink wayy too small...robocoping online just got complicateddd

[Mewtu]

People who take forever/don't respond to emails. I'm sure its been said a million times in here before. But last Wednesday I get an email regarding summer internship program at my school from my supposed "internship counselor," regarding a meeting sometime this coming week. I respond within 20 minutes, and I still haven't got a response. She says she works on Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays. So what the fuck were you doing at work the past 2 days?

[FranklinCosgrove]

Speaking of Michael Cera, what was the name of that one movie he was in where he played an awkward teenager? I can't seem to recall. Help?

[suremanok]

superbad?

10charsss

[i wear shooes]

Speaking of Michael Cera, what was the name of that one movie he was in where he played an awkward teenager? I can't seem to recall. Help?

[suremanok]

oh didn't bother reading the page before.

[FranklinCosgrove]

superbad?

10charsss

No, no, the other one...

[suremanok]

ohhhhh franklin, ya got me!

[amardeep]

obligatory

[sawyer]

also who the fuck watches the oscars

was going to post this

any self-respecting, self-aware proto ape should know better than to let that shit parade occupy more than 5 minutes of their own imagination

i'd rather use that time to learn to play piano or box or write or ANYTHING i mean COME ON

[Manx]

Listen, the girl made me sit there and watch that shit from the middle to the end, which is how the subject ended up on the shit you hate thread. I also posted about my dirty b-hole, and have no choice in that matter either.