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Today, A Man Gave Me A Free Cinnabon (and I didn't get raped)


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Where's my rep. You know I know the answer.

Are you sure that was actually icing on your "cinnabon"? or should I call it, "cinnabuk"?

LOL?

That's cheating you bitch.

It might've been man-love instead of icing, hence the tags at the bottom.

Because you a member of Team PhotoChop?

I wear a "Team PhotoChop" badge when I go out. It gets me into all places VIP.

I have you to thank for that.

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Once I got a free sub from subway. Either the employee was mighty forgetful or he wanted my rape. You know what foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

You sick ass. Put that back into your dick treasurechest.

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But who was it???

Rep for the correct answer.

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you didn't get raped, because the perpatrator was satisfied with merely garnishing this cinnabon with his sperm. "sema-bon?"

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you didn't get raped, because the perpatrator was satisfied with merely garnishing this cinnabon with his sperm. "sema-bon?"

That seems like the most probable explanation, although it raises the question about the sweetness of the semen (how many pineapples were consumed?)

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