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the purpose of this secret society is to reveal the real powers behind the gritty e-streets of the internet. supersecret is not an organization or an organized group, but the mission of one lizard, whom via a network of other researchers and supergay in general, willing to help out with information, has the purpose of lifting the allover-print veil of secrecy of streetwear t-shirt companies.

and we need more footsoldiers.

we are of the conviction that the world is controlled by a network of ne'erdowells with the goal to create black flag-derived designs printed on american apparel t-shirts and the like. this network of extremely wealthy and powerful people have, through pernicious lies, moustache-twiddling half truths and eye-catching propaganda, succeeded in making more and more of the world population believe that a world without limited edition graphic tees is a world of spicy puke. they are working hard to make us believe that matching your shirts to your dunks is the road to freedom, when in fact it is the road to enslavement.

i want to show the readers of this website that behind these seemingly insignificant flamewars (you-know-who vs. england) is a malevolent agenda to control the world and make us slaves in a global society run by a power-hungry people behind the scenes with electric clipboards, expensive led calculators and fully articulated capsule toys. 5heir purpose is to create a supermoderator, worse than minya, with a micro-chipped hidden rivet, who can be tracked and controlled remotely from a super computer (superhal?), located in the basement of the alamo.

we are at war. however, this war can not be fought with fire arms, but is an aesthetic war and needs to be fought on an aesthetic level!

they may ask "why does there have to be an supersecret underground?" our answer, use the fucking search button.

who is in?

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ok. supersecret society member list:

mayhem

alterion

pandemonium

omc

keagan

digi_d

dum

sybaritical

ninjapie

lib45

aziz

bona

william

chrisj

westside

dj2xtech

corbin

ordo

step one:

invisible sigs so we can identify each other

step two:

choose target

step three:

neg rep attack

step four:

scatter

step five:

regroup

step six:

tell war stories

step seven:

get drunk and play cards

step seven:

or video games

step eight:

don't tell anyone

step nine:

admit you have a problem

step ten:

retract your admission

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i may already be part of a supersecret society... it may have been set up long ago to force chane in superfuture... the goals may have included marginalizing minya and installing diddy as a mod... we may pull the strings behind the scenes... we may love lock and loll... roaring blood... exploding blood... we may fight zombies

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just a reminder, this thread is for the eyes of secret operatives only

oh and everyone that posted above is IN (except sybarite, whose a contractor, no benefits package, cash-only basis)

and here's a code for secret communicatons:

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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