dream thread

[mofonyx]

my friend's a big fan of this

he says to check your palms and check your watch when you're in the dream to know that it's lucid and you're in control.

[Faded]

i had a dream with kunk in it like 3 months ago.. i dont remember alot of it, we were just kind of hanging out.

but last night i had a crazy dream with dino in it. we were somewhere in nyc, he was showing me around or something. and we walked down some little alleyway to this shoe boutique that was about to close for the night. i guess he was working there or something because they let us in. we talked to the owner for a bit and he explained that when the store closes at night they become a mexican restuarant and him and dino were both raving about how amazing the food was there. so he made me a burrito and two soft tacos and i didnt eat the burrito but the tacos were like taco bell status horrible

the end.

[redX]

i dreamt that Massa recovered from his accident and started racing again, then in qualifying Raikkonen crashed in front of Massa and he hit Kimi from behind. this resulted in his car catching fire. then the tank cover busts open and the gas splurts out like a geysir burning all over, it runs along the car and starts filling up the cockpit. everything is burning but Massa manages to get out of the car, thank god for flame retardant suits!

after he stumbled away from his car he falls on his face, by then the stweards are running towards him but instead of putting out the fire 2 of them are carrying ak-47s and shoot Massa dead lying there still burning a bit from the accident.

i then woke up feeling really sad but relieved when i realized i only dreamt it ....

[playdisonlyatnight]

last night i had a lucid dream, first one in weeks

there were a bunch of dead relatives in the dream and i was really uncomfortable and creeped out, so the second i became skeptical about it being real i did the clock technique. a digital clock on the table said 7:11, i turned away and looked back and the clock said 7:È2ì or something messed up then i finally made myself wake up

[lotek01]

i used to lucid dream pretty much every night a couple years ago. first one began with a "revelation" kind where in my dream i suddenly realized that when going to sleep in real life, i was really waking up in dream world. after that (where i woke up irl after going to sleep in my dream and literally said "whoa.") was an onslaught of lucid dreams that split into 2 kinds:

1. happens when i'm in a deeper sleep, where i am actively participating in the scenario of my dreams, and i can do cool shit sorta how neo controls physics in the matrix. if i think of something hard enough it will happen. when i face a problem, say i meet a bunch of fuckers, i just have to think up a gun or something and have awesome bullet time battles. the most common thing i do is my dream world's equivalent of flying, that is leaping over buildings and shit. awesome.

2. happens during hypnagogia, between wakefulness and sleep. takes some effort to maintain as i can't think of focus on anything in a too extreme manner or i wake up. the scenario constantly shifts and automatically develops based on what i am thinking of. say i start thinking of sex, the most elaborate awesome porno story auto generates. of course, my thoughts often do invariably lead to sex, although the experience isn't as immersive as the type i get in no. 1 (but i still do feel what's going on in the dream without getting a wet dream).

miss those times. have been trying to get them back with mugwort and shit but it just takes too much effort, only get the 2nd kind sporadically with some concentration. but i haven't have the first kind in ages. all i get these days are annoying false awakenings and fucked up semi-dreaming insomnia.

i could get into details of how to get the 2nd kind, or at least how i did it. it's way easier and less troublesome than shit like dream journals.

also sorta had an astral projection once but my vision was super blur and couldn't focus on things like in dreams. maybe if i wore my glasses to sleep...

[Björk]

I had the weirdest dream last night.

I was trying to escape from my garage, from some elaborate setup where my aunt was dressed like a legit zombie and every time I tried to escape, she came back trying to attack me. I sent her flying back with a punch or something every time though. For some reason a whole bunch of bikes in my garage appeared, including a freshly painted pink and orange fixie, which to my demise, stuck onto the waistband of my iron hearts, and I freaked the shit out. My friend also appeared out of nowhere, but I think he ended up escaping without me. My mom then appeared out of nowhere and told me I ended up attacking the mother dog and the puppy of the zombie sim (something I wasn't supposed to do apparently). There wasn't a dog before that I recalled hitting.

Somehow my dream changed into me looking on the internet in the bathroom and seeing a news article about Ahmedinijad involved in some new cult religion, and I checked out the video attached to the page. A whole bunch of people were tied up in two rows facing each other, like some bondage S&M style shit, suspended by the ceiling, with snakes all over them and attached to them. It seemed like I got so immersed in the video I was actually there watching it. The people were pulled by the ropes suspending them, and the snakes attacked the people on the other side. I remember some commentary on an instance when someone's eye got bitten out. And there was a lot of red. I'm not sure if this was just the lighting or if there was blood everywhere. Wouldn't have been surprised if it was both.

What's the weirdest dream you've had?

[DrMoBueno]

i think you need to get some friends so you don't have to punish us with this garbage.

[duck sauce]

i dreamt i was picking flowers, but in very sad motions, and then a cannon came and somehow i was shot out of the cannon into the moon.

ive had this dream many many times

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

I had a dream that I had sex with my moms friend.

[Björk]

i think you need to get some friends so you don't have to punish us with this garbage.

is this really necessary? if you don't like it don't read it.

[duck sauce]

i had a dream that everyone had handcuffs and it was the uncuffed ones that were prisoners

:???

[pieiskewl]

I was getting a ride home to my house in some bus. But, then it got attacked by these huge wolves who were shaking it and shit and eating people. so I get dropped off at the bottom of my driveway and I'm like, "no man, I'm gonna die, I know the wolves are there waiting for me." (I could see through my garage and the wolves were just chilling there playing cards waiting for me) So I start walking up, the wolves come out trying to ambush me, I wake up covered in sweat. I guess I have a deep rooted fear of wolves.

[fffffut]

nobody likes hearing about your dreams regardless how weird or cool you think they are

[Björk]

Last night it felt like I had a continuation of my first dream. No joke. I was chilling with my friend when there was some sort of alert that there was a zombie outbreak. We found a house to barracade ourselves in, so we did, but one of the walls consisted of one large window and several small ones. Eventually, a zombie busted through and I tazed it, and everything went back to normal. It felt like 28 days later.

Part two of my dream consisted of my brother and I going to taco bell late at night in some shitty neighborhood. We ended up walking home where we encountered Lucian Buscemi (Steve Buscemi's son, which actually goes to my friends college and is part of his group) and his douchebag friends. He was heckling my brother for some reason, so I turned around and tried to beat his ass, but it didn't really work out. For some reason my brother walked far ahead so I just caught up to him and that was the end.

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

nobody likes hearing about your dreams regardless how weird or cool you think they are

Its only annoying when people tell you them in real life. Especially with shocked expresions etc, and when they try to look for deeper meanings and shit.

Someone told me

"Oh my god I killed my dad in this dream I had..omg...I think this means I might kill him soon"

my response was

"Shut the fuck up"

[sawn-off chef]

i once had a dream, a dream that superfuture had good new threads. :|

[DüM]

ok so I've been sick the last few days so this is surely a fever-induced sufu nightmare.

I can't exactly remember the beginning of the dream but soon enough I was in bed with this blonde chick and her pants/panties were off. she tried to give me a red pill but i was like nah. then I could hear a car pulling up outside and I knew it this meant we had to leave (not sure who it was or why I had to leave seeing as I think i was in my own room).

So i told her we had to leave and she said we could go to her apartments since it's close. So I got dressed and I remember I took awhile to put my socks on (weird). Then as we're leaving salaryman joins us (havent seen his face but i knew it was him). I have no idea why I didn't tell him to fuck off. So the girl leads us to a mall instead of her apartment. At this point shes also brunette now and wearing a grey peacoat she didnt have before.

She ditches us and then suddenly there's a bar at the exit of the mall. salaryman buys me a beer and then I wake up.

[Sayword]

I can't remember it too well, but friday I had a dream I was @ a sufu meetup and I was hanging out with Billy most of the night. I got into some shit with some dudes and he dipped on me. I woke up pretty pissed.

no lie, I was thinking about posting it in this topic, but I didn't want to bump it and look stoops.

[Sayword]

Btw, thats fucked up billy.

[broken_dubz]

is this what its called?

since i was like 14 or 15, i have this dream that i am getting out of bed and i go to the bathroom and take a piss or whatever. I'm in full control of whats happening. Then i realise that i am not actually awake really so i try harder to pull myself up out of bed or flip the sheets but i can't. then i start to panic and all of a sudden i actually wake up.

it happens every once in a while for me, sometimes 2-3 times a week.

i remember telling myself that next time it happened just roll with it instead of tripping out about being dead or some shit but it always plays out like this every time. I dunno if its lucid dreaming or dissociation from my body.

gonna do some research.

[jack napier]

yo i don't dream

unless it's like the opposite of a lucid dream... night terror!

somebody halp me.

[lotek01]

since i was like 14 or 15, i have this dream that i am getting out of bed and i go to the bathroom and take a piss or whatever. I'm in full control of whats happening. Then i realise that i am not actually awake really so i try harder to pull myself up out of bed or flip the sheets but i can't. then i start to panic and all of a sudden i actually wake up.

Sounds like a false awakening to me. I used to have it pretty often, and still do, and it's really just super annoying cos I think I'm awake and go about doing normal things then realise something's off like the apartment looks different then force myself awake... only to find I've woken up in another dream. Mine's cyclic and this goes on for fucking forever, which was terrifying when I was sleeping on the job in the army and just KNOW someone's coming around to bust me but just can't force myself awake cos I keep waking up into another fucking dream.

[Pandemonium]

probably also found his bedsheets were a bit wet.

[Bona Drag]

i have been having nightmares about shitting myself, often in public (0)

someone please tell me what this means

[panicnation]

you have a fear of shitting yourself in public

[i like turtles.]

the shit represents a cock

the public represents strangers

you don't like strangers' cocks

you have colon cancer

[flyordie]

i read the above post in class and my face turned red from trying to stifle my laughter

[pieiskewl]

all i remember is something weird about two toads who were inflated like huge next to my pillow and they were just making it uncomfortable to sleep and i was like, ugh just leave come on man leave me alone

pretty lame

[mmfood]

reviving this thread

I had my first lucid dream today and it was the coolest shit ever. I was flying around and materializing stuff at my whim. It only lasted like 5 minutes because I woke myself up from being so excited to be able to finally lucid dream.

[vanilla wafer]

I only lucid dreamed once- I dreamed that I was driving a car up a mountain but the road was icy so I was sliding everywhere. I suddenly realized that I was just dreaming so I flipped the car into a snow bank, crawled out and moon-bounced up the side of the mountain, where I found a nest of snowy owls. Then I woke up. It was great.