Team DMZ

[sleazie ninja number 47]

can you confirm or deny whether or not anal is an acceptable form of social interaction?

[dismalfuture]

^ running around =/= actually being good at sex

K-K girls talk a lot of hot air about sex, love, relationships.

[kimchigirl]

kimchigirl's engrish is quite good, however, i'm not sure how easily she gives it up.

byunteh dak chuh! nah neun chakhan ah-ee yah.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

duhwoon bahrahm.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

byunteh dak chuh! nah neun sleazie ahjuhshee jang nam kah ee yah.

fixed.

shibb chars.

[kimchigirl]

choo-woon bahrahm.

[kimchigirl]

shibb chars gah moya babo yah

[Guest suckdick]

sleazie, you born in the us?

[kimchigirl]

fixed.

shibb chars.

i thought you were MY bitch. *shrugs* what's your opinion on role-playing? i think it's so effing hot.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

your postuh has to be at least 10 characters or else you can't submit, so most people write "10 characters" to satisfy that particular requirement. shibb chars is korbonicsuh version.

Eh, you should venture out beyond DMZ thread/supertrash.

[dismalfuture]

I blew this girl's mind last night when I revealed to her that life is not:

1. bored, dissatisified housewife with hobbies consisting of shopping, shopping, and getting in other people's business

2. polyester-wearing, job-hating, silver/white/black Hyundai-driving, soju-propelled, hooker-fucking, back in at 2 husband

3. ADHD child who could burst into tears at any given moment because of the immense pressure put on them and the threat of constant beatings

And all I have to say to that is, there's more to life.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

sleazie, you born in the us?

yes, my leggings wearing friend. actually, if its not too hawt tomorrow, i think im going to wear my custom legging jobs.

[Guest jmatsu]

suckdick,

where you from?

or if he's not reading- where is the guy from? is he in the dmz??

[Guest suckdick]

cool yeah, don't wear any underwear wehn you wear them, or buy some men thongs

[Guest suckdick]

from korea

kankokujin de su

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I'm not quite sure where he's from, but i think he's in NY? His korbonics is pretty good but other than that, suckdick is kindofa mystery.

[cuddlysheep]

8-10 korean girls are bi or bi-curious.

[dismalfuture]

suckdick, are you actually in korea?

[madeinkorea23]

korean korean girls are hella horny these days. my friends in korea always take home girls from clubs and ish and they said they are hella into it. times seem to be changing and it seems the korean korean girls are getting hornier and easier by the day. hooray for me i guess. but i dont want my wife being a whore. i have to marry a korean girl so lets just hope the girl i marry wasn't the easy horny type.

[dismalfuture]

^ dude, what happened to you man?

i saw you sweating your ass off in front of the Galleria last week, haha.

[kimchigirl]

korean korean girls are hella horny these days. my friends in korea always take home girls from clubs and ish and they said they are hella into it. times seem to be changing and it seems the korean korean girls are getting hornier and easier by the day. hooray for me i guess. but i dont want my wife being a whore. i have to marry a korean girl so lets just hope the girl i marry wasn't the easy horny type.

hooray for you? so does that mean that you'll have fun fucking all those whores but your future wife has to be a good girl? that's really fucked up.

[dismalfuture]

^ I thought you said you liked Korean men who are assholes?

[kimchigirl]

^ I thought you said you liked Korean men who are assholes?

i said that i like to eat them. =p

[dismalfuture]

oh. you can eat me if you want. I'm pretty much pure asshole and i'm essentially dead anyway.

[kimchigirl]

oh. you can eat me if you want. I'm pretty much pure asshole and i'm essentially dead anyway.

yum. i'll pop you into an oven.

[dismalfuture]

do you have one? A good oven that fits real food inside is hard to find over here...

[kimchigirl]

do you have one? A good oven that fits real food inside is hard to find over here...

i have one at my jinjja jeeb.

or we can go to breadgarden and i'll pop u in there.

[dismalfuture]

what is breadgarden? Some lame family restaurant that college aged girls like to go to on dates?

by the by, your pm's are turned off or something.

[kimchigirl]

what is breadgarden? Some lame family restaurant that college aged girls like to go to on dates?

by the by, your pm's are turned off or something.

no! they sell baking materials but they also teach classes there so they have huge ovens. http://www.breadgarden.co.kr/

pm: on

[Analog]

Executive Branch

ddohnggo : Dear Leader

sleazie ninja number 47 : Ministry of Propaganda, Kiosk Overlord

Analog : Ministry of Administrative Bureaucracy and Counter Intelligence

Lieutenants

goldengloves : Special Ops

dizzhizz "dizzy" : Cultural Attaché

Liberation1945 : [dis]-organized Crime (pending purchase of hat)

dismalfuture : Debauched Apparatchik

Fuuma : Maréchal de Bataillon Chapeau Noir

Jeol-byung-deul

madeinkorea23 "minK" : Minion #2, House DJ

still : Minion #3

Tarmac : Minion #4, Kimchi Evangelist, French Tickler

GayDream8==D~ : Minion #5, The Messenger Reborn

|||||||||||||||||| : Minion #6

kimchigirl : Minion #7

Re-Indoctrination

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Gae-jip (Dog house)

dizzhizz : disrespecting Executive member

|||||||||||||||||| : disrespecting Executive member

AWOL

dennisk "donkeykong" : Minion #99, Soju Pourer

Open Positions

– Convenience Store Legion Commander

– Esteemed Disciplinarian

– Archivist

– Korbonics Seun-saeng-nim

– Most Favoured Minion (Minion #1)

– Most Favoured Concubine (Dear Leader's bed warmer)

Franchise Opportunities

– Convenience Stores

– Love Motels

– Miscellaneous Kiosks

– 2D/3D Animation Sweatshops

Recruitment Candidates

designersheep

chris

Foreign Diplomats

jmatsu : Axis Powers Ambassador, Executive Hater

wEstSidE : Sufu Boyz Club Ambassador, President, and Crabcake Tester

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