Team DMZ

[dismalfuture]

Baking classes? I oughta sign up, I bet there'd be a ton of bored, dissatisfied Kangnam housewives who need a handsome poolboy and would buy me lots of Martin Margiela.

[dismalfuture]

Korea faction of team dmz is being beckoned by the scent of gin and will be out as usual looking for love in all the wrong places. See you sometime after blacking out and waking up, superfuture.

[kimchigirl]

Baking classes? I oughta sign up, I bet there'd be a ton of bored, dissatisfied Kangnam housewives who need a handsome poolboy and would buy me lots of Martin Margiela.

good luck hustlin'

[kimchigirl]

Executive Branch

ddohnggo : Dear Leader

sleazie ninja number 47 : Ministry of Propaganda, Kiosk Overlord

Analog : Ministry of Administrative Bureaucracy and Counter Intelligence

Lieutenants

goldengloves : Special Ops

dizzhizz "dizzy" : Cultural Attaché

Liberation1945 : [dis]-organized Crime (pending purchase of hat)

dismalfuture : Debauched Apparatchik

Fuuma : Maréchal de Bataillon Chapeau Noir

Jeol-byung-deul

madeinkorea23 "minK" : Minion #2, House DJ

still : Minion #3

Tarmac : Minion #4, Kimchi Evangelist, French Tickler

GayDream8==D~ : Minion #5, The Messenger Reborn

|||||||||||||||||| : Minion #6

kimchigirl : Minion #7

Re-Indoctrination

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Gae-jip (Dog house)

dizzhizz : disrespecting Executive member

|||||||||||||||||| : disrespecting Executive member

AWOL

dennisk "donkeykong" : Minion #99, Soju Pourer

Open Positions

– Convenience Store Legion Commander

– Esteemed Disciplinarian

– Archivist

– Korbonics Seun-saeng-nim

– Most Favoured Minion (Minion #1)

– Most Favoured Concubine (Dear Leader's bed warmer)

Franchise Opportunities

– Convenience Stores

– Love Motels

– Miscellaneous Kiosks

– 2D/3D Animation Sweatshops

Recruitment Candidates

designersheep

chris

Foreign Diplomats

jmatsu : Axis Powers Ambassador, Executive Hater

wEstSidE : Sufu Boyz Club Ambassador, President, and Crabcake Tester

.

hey wasn't i supposed to level up to something other than a jjolbyung? nah concubine hah myun ahn dwel kka?

[dismalfuture]

^You don't dress goth-ninja, which is disqualifying you.

And damn my friends, Korea is probably the country with the most lost cell phones during drunken rampages per capita in the world.

[kimchigirl]

^You don't dress goth-ninja, which is disqualifying you.

And damn my friends, Korea is probably the country with the most lost cell phones during drunken rampages per capita in the world.

what? rubbing kimchi isn't enough?!

koreans don't have ninjas.

nihonjins do.

[cuddlysheep]

i want some cha jang mein. know any good places?

[cuddlysheep]

나는 마리화나를 원한다..where can i get some?

[Guest suckdick]

in korea?

call "112" and ask them if they have some marijuana and if they can deliver it to ya.

they have some nice shit there!

[sleazie ninja number 47]

suck are you interested in joining DMZ? we are looking for someone to fill our convenience store legion commander position, perhaps that someone could be you?

[Guest suckdick]

hm...i wanna be a jjol byung!

[madeinkorea23]

^ dude, what happened to you man?

i saw you sweating your ass off in front of the Galleria last week, haha.

dude did you really see me in front of galleria?what was i wearing u remember? haha i was basically at galleria everyday so i dont know which day it could have been but im back in the states now.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

hmm, with the reincarnation of gaydream, we seem to have a bit of a backlog in terms of jeolbyung duls, however, I will have to confer with executive counsel and see what I can do -- (you can never have too many footsoldiers.)

[Analog]

hey wasn't i supposed to level up to something other than a jjolbyung?

"level up" ? Are you sure you're not a guy?

hey wasn't i supposed to level up to something other than a jjolbyung? nah concubine hah myun ahn dwel kka?

Dear Leader ddohnggo-mung is famous for his insatiable sexual appetite and tireless stamina. Are you certain you will not disappoint?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Dear Leader ddohnggo-mung is famous for his insatiable sexual appetite and tireless stamina. Are you certain you will not disappoint?

This is true. In fact, before Dear Leader's rise to prominence, he had a pretty successful career as a lounge singer. During that time, he released a solo album entitled "Appetite for Bbohji Destruction."

It didn't sell too well back then, but obviously it is now a very sought after collector's item.

[lllllllllllllll]

i dont know, havent heard from any dmzers, I know !!!!!!!!! wants to get drunk, but other than that, we shall see.

my boss/ex co-worker (used) to work at spoon right behind the ramen place. hah

anyone wanna go get drunk in flushing this sunday? early bday celebration with my whitestone hunnie.

[ddohnggo]

is it true that flushing has da bezt koreanz f00d?

[lllllllllllllll]

better than ktown in the ci-tay

cheaper

more variety

just.. far

[madeinkorea23]

woah kimchigirl. just saw the post first post on WAYWT and me likey:) hi im sean and im 17. i was born in Seoul, lived in London then came to Cali. Nice to meet you.

[ddohnggo]

^^^^ best post ever.

[lllllllllllllll]

school boy crush at its best

ai~ gwi yuh wuh~~

[dryice]

what the fuck.. 73 pages, how did I miss this thread.

korean people are the worst people in the world

GO KOREA

[sleazie ninja number 47]

its been the best 73 pages of my life. thanks minho. thanks for nothing. you ever find my visvim cover? ok. thanks.

[dryice]

actually, yes. I was downstairs, sniffing some kimchi and I found it, along with the tags.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

all non-DMZ members who post to this thread must take off their shoes and GNOC. Just ask Ordo.

[cureOne]

woah kimchigirl. just saw the post first post on WAYWT and me likey:) hi im sean and im 17. i was born in Seoul, lived in London then came to Cali. Nice to meet you.

jump off a bridge

WHITE GUY IN YOUR THREAD

THREAD DESTROYED

[cureOne]

Can koreans grow mustaches? Please post proofs.

none of those shitty asian mustaches like corned beef and richawin though that shit is gross

[1M]

Can koreans grow mustaches? Please post proofs.

none of those shitty asian mustaches like corned beef and richawin though that shit is gross

haha the facial hair thing is pretty trendy in Korea right now...at least for celebs. influence from the exchanges with Japanese entertainment industry? seems so....

[madeinkorea23]

im 17 and if i dont shave for a week i can have a damn sexy beard and mustache but my mom says i look vietnamese so she makes me shave. in korea i didn't shave for 2 weeks just so i could get into bars and stuff without getting ided. i looked damn old.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

liberation has some decent facial hair kicking in, like 3-4 strands of real hair!