Team DMZ

[madeinkorea23]

i maybe 17 but i look damn old. and come on im gonna be in korea and my parents told me to have as much fun as possible. im ready to drink every fucking night. but i just realized i dont think i can make it out if it is on the 11th considering i arrive at 8 at incheon and i gotta go have dinner with my family members...

[dismalfuture]

minK, can you roll with the ahjushees? Do you have a fakie at least? Most clubs are carding nowadays...

dizz, no big deal to me, been a long time since I've been down to apku to hang out. Good for a change, might be nice to pull myself out of my element anyway. See what the rest want to do...

[madeinkorea23]

i can roll with the ajushees most definitely and i don't have a fakie. my friends in korea told me they go clubbing and drinking all the time now and they dont get ided...shit o well. i look old and they think im hella old cause im tall. its alllll gooood. apku for the win.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

minK's got size 13 shimbals...don't mess wif him.

[madeinkorea23]

size 12 actually. a nice 300cm in korean size.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

minK forget all the pomp and circumstance, you have been granted a sig upgrade. Your positions will remain the same for now (as having a good house dj is very important to me), but feel free to change your sig. You can thank Analog Oppah as well. Now that you've been upgraded, act accordingly.

[madeinkorea23]

thank you sleazie and analog hyung nims. i will do my best to strive as a house dj and if i meet some dmz hyung nims in korea, all respect will be paid.

[azn8oi]

Can I join the three-some to make it a foursome? :o

but my true reason for posting is because i have a question:

so tonight while coming home, my female korean friend, travel friend, and i stopped at loterria to chill a bit before dropping her home. my friend was playing with her kor/eng electronic dictionary and was looking for slangs such as fuck, shit, douchebag, etc to see if they were there. sure enough, they were there. so then he says let me find pussy and i blurted out "oh chamji" and she INSTANTLY shuts down, completely just starts to stare at the wall, and has the face of a "omfg oh no he di'INT" and turned silent for a good 30 seconds until i started apologizing. my friend got pissed at me too because he wanted to find pussy like "you are a fucking pussy", but NOPE i ruined the entire mood.

anyways then she gave me the benefit of the doubt because i didnt know the gravity the word carries for women. completely awkward. is chamji really THAT bad or did she overreact? is this a societal/cultural thing?

oh well. request to join clubbing!

[dismalfuture]

well, i don't think the best of the best are out screaming "tuna" in Lotterias nationwide, so you might wanna give that a rest azn8oi... but you are welcome to join Team DMZ's festivities...

[sleazie ninja number 47]

damn "tuna"?!? i didnt even know that one, that's tight.

Maybe she got upset cuz she herself smelled like tuna and she thought you were calling her out on it. Whatever the case, she sounds like an uptight bitch, and if you cant throw the T-word around, then fuck her, You can take some other broad to the love motel.

[dizzhizz]

Next time scream mi-cheen-nyun and tell her your sorry. The louder the better.

Dismal - Any ideas for the proposed meet up? Will this be a soju filled night or should we venture into some makali and korean pancakes?

[madeinkorea23]

well first of all, whos going to be in korea within the next few weeks?

[dizzhizz]

MinK - We were counting on you to bring out some horny little teenagers from Apku out but since your already committed to the fams and barely legal to drink, our head count is down to 3 I believe.

No worries. We'll pour a little soju for the homies.

[madeinkorea23]

dizz-i got many young girls to bring out. cant dmz members switch the date for the get together. i wanna drink drink drink and get fucked up.

[dizzhizz]

Negative. This was a one time deal only. Dismal and Azn will be heading out to Ilbon soon and I must learn to cope with this humidity by staying indoors and eating pat-bing-soo all day.

Word of advice - the best pat-bing-soo can be found in the Hyundai Department Store over at Apku. Do it son.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

is the mochi soft and gooey? is there cream over the uh-rum?

[dizzhizz]

The pat, crushed ice and milky cream form a perfect combination.

Not to mention little chunks of ttuk make it such a delectable treat.

This is almost sounding too gay.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

  dizzhizz said:

The pat, crushed ice and milky cream form a perfect combination.

Not to mention little chunks of ttuk make it such a delectable treat.

This is almost sounding too gay.

dukk is the ddong!

[sleazie ninja number 47]

what you gays gonna wear when you goto the club? is there a standard k-scene dress/protocol? or just rock whatever. A while back i heard people spent all there monies on clothes, to give the appearance that they were wealthy. Whats the status now? try to take pictures when you guys are out, esp. of hot young freshly sang-kah-puhled girls.

[madeinkorea23]

dissapointing. i guess ill just have to celebrate with my family. pat bing soo at paris crossiant is the shit. with little frosted flakes, its amazing.

[dizzhizz]

  sleazie ninja number 47 said:

what you gays gonna wear when you goto the club? is there a standard k-scene dress/protocol? or just rock whatever. A while back i heard people spent all there monies on clothes, to give the appearance that they were wealthy. Whats the status now? try to take pictures when you guys are out, esp. of hot young freshly sang-kah-puhled girls.

Many moons ago it was important to wear your Sunday's best when going out clubbing but since things have been so westernized as of recent, the dress attire has become somewhat more lax and lazy depending upon venue and location.

Girls have become insanely more sluttier than before in terms of their phyiscal appearance and even make the sluttiest of them LA girls tame. Mini skirt, mini shorts, pumpskin skirts, tank tops, tub tops, one piece dresses, padded bras, 9cm heels have become the norm to what these girls wear. Even fat girls out here wear mini skirts and its become quite rampant when walking down the streets of Kangnam from my observations.

Dudes will love to show off their westernized branded t-shirts from the likes A&F and Hollister, enormous belt buckles from D&G/DSquared and some bootcuts from True Religion/Diesel/Seven coupled with Chucks. Other times, you'll see guys in suits with flared out slacks, white dress shirts with two buttons undone, an Hermes belt and some Ferragamos with the buckle shinning in all its glory. Matching hand phone (mobile) jewelry is optional.

Kyopos here are the worst. They all dress in a very uniform manner - black collared shirt, loose Seven jeans, a nice watch and some square toed shoes.

We will strive to do better.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

dizz I can always count on you for spot on answers.

Given the above info, I think i would do quite well (or fail miserably) in the Seoul scene -- as I don't have 7 jeans. Must goto macys and buy some before I goto Korea. Pair them with some diesel trainers and a Hugo boss button down, and ill be ballin' right?

[dismalfuture]

You'd probably not do very well, as American Bro style is done here, but the 'Gay Asian Poolboy at Dolce & Gabbana' look is much preferred. I recommend you buy lots of fake Dior Homme, Diesel, Dolce & Gabbana, and then pair it with an off-color ballcap from a baseball team you don't even know of, like a black and yellow St. Louis Cardinals hat. Put on your favorite velcro Guccis and you're set... It's better if your friends all look EXACTLY like you too.

[wEstSidE]

  dismalfuture said:

You'd probably not do very well, as American Bro style is done here, but the 'Gay Asian Poolboy at Dolce & Gabbana' look is much preferred. I recommend you buy lots of fake Dior Homme, Diesel, Dolce & Gabbana, and then pair it with an off-color ballcap from a baseball team you don't even know of, like a black and yellow St. Louis Cardinals hat. Put on your favorite velcro Guccis and you're set... It's better if your friends all look EXACTLY like you too.

please...PLEASE show me a picture of this.

[madeinkorea23]

lmao whats up with hermes belts in korea. all my friends take gay ass pics of them drinking at bars and clubs and they all got the big ass "H" on their belts.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

koreanz are superghey. thats the troof. I dont need gah-cha dee-oh, nah nun jeen-cha dee-oh eet tah!

[madeinkorea23]

sleazie hyung nim. do you give dmz discounts cause that MJ wrangler jacket is very intriguing.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

YAH E-NUH MOO SEKKI YAH, GUH JAMBAH SAH BAEK BOOL CHARI DAH! BAEK OH BOOL IS DAH BEST I CAN DO.

but forealz, the jacket if dope. most of my shit is dope.

And you wear that shit in Korea, some fucking chick is gonna see that MJ sig on the front left pocket, and go nuts. she might just bbah-rah your jahj right then and there.

[dizzhizz]

  dismalfuture said:

and then pair it with an off-color ballcap from a baseball team you don't even know of, like a black and yellow St. Louis Cardinals hat.

Don't forget to put down your bangs when wearing the baseball cap. It will complete the FOB look.

[madeinkorea23]

shit i want it but your hooking me up for 105? damn what a true 형님. im gonna see how much money i have in my bank account but will that jacket be too small for a guy whos 6'2?