Team DMZ

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sig-euh te-seuh-teuh.

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ok, now that is out of the way, I forgot to mention my real speciality; I like to sit around and get drunk with Soren Korean-Japanese girls until they start to sing NK songs. I do a pretty wicked Lim-jin-gang myself and can thumb along to it on the guitar.

[dizzhizz]

Is ay-duh-juh byung really an issue in Seoul? And are condoms readily available for free?

Dee-jee yah, choo kah han dah ee nom ah!

I think about 3 years ago, there was some issue concerning a local mongerer catching AIDS at the local red light parlour, and thus a lot of campaigns came out promoting the use of condoms and what not. Condoms are always readily available but your more prone to catching an STD then getting AIDS out here.

Bareback rulez baby.

[dizzhizz]

I sleep with my fan on my face full blast and haven't died yet as far as I know.

Uhm-ma always told me NEVER to do that.

Welcome my brotha. And sorry to hear about the football coach leaving. You must be heart broken.

[dizzhizz]

do you guys listen to korean music?

There are (or were...I dunno what it's like now) some decent indie bands with post-rock or even jazz influences, and they never quite make it out of the underground scene.

Zam (잠) and Undies and Girls (속옷밴드) are ones I remember and recommend to people who are into postrock. I really like 잠 even though I never really liked postrock as a genre (even if some say it's not a genre, and I always liked Tortoise).

Anybody else care to share any info on decent Korean bands/music?

edit: add me on skype (designersheep) and ask for 잠 mp3s if you are interested... tomorrow.

Unfortunately, I do not listen to Korean music as my specialities remain closely associated to the male service sector.

[madeinkorea23]

this is dissapointing. ive been trying hard yet new people are becoming lieutenants and im stuck as a jolbyung and not even the minion #1, im minion #2. dissapointing. not even a sig upgrade. sighh

[sleazie ninja number 47]

minK the quickest way into the dmz doghouse is to make pathetic statements such as the one you made above. It's really not even worth responding to.

On a happier note, the jacket I bought from Dear Leader is brilliant. Why'd you sell it? did you accidentally pee on it or something? Doesn't make sense.

Anywho, I will be back on the east coast later this month, perhaps we'll have a dmz chicken and beer night sometime.

That is all.

p.s. Am I the only asian in this world without Skype? whatthefuck, i gots to get my act together.

[Analog]

sleazie-yah, jahm-bah sah-jin bo-jah !!

[sleazie ninja number 47]

After much deliberation, The DMZ would like to welcome gaydream to our elite organization. [Your subservient position will be determined sometime this weekend by our Counter-Intelligence Specialist Analog Ahjuhshe.]

As a trainee, you are not permitted to display the DMZ logo, however, you may display "Team DMZ" in its written form. Congrats!

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minK, to add to your drear, I'd like to point out that goldengloves isn't even Korean!!! haha...

Anyhow, to be a true member of Team DMZ, you need to come up in a big way. Feed yourself on a strict diet of pickled vegetables, pork belly, and balls of rice. Drink ethanol or if that's not available, pure gasoline. I think they call that soju. Try to be as loud and obnoxious as possible, whenever and wherever possible. Be a Christian but only go to church to hook up with sluts. Think of everything in only monetary value. Be ready to fight at all times, and if the opportunity doesn't arise, then just beat your children or someone's children instead. In the summer, turn up your heat and turn on a few humidifiers to get that authentic Seoul atmosphere going, then in the winter, cover your floor in electric blankets and turn them up, and flick on your dehumidifiers up full blast.

Last but not least, when a situation calling for common sense arises, trust your instincts and then just do the opposite. Fuck em all. If that doesn't work, then just fight. You are not wrong. You are the man.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Anyhow, to be a true member of Team DMZ, you need to come up in a big way. Feed yourself on a strict diet of pickled vegetables, pork belly, and balls of rice. Drink ethanol or if that's not available, pure gasoline. I think they call that soju. Try to be as loud and obnoxious as possible, whenever and wherever possible. Be a Christian but only go to church to hook up with sluts. Think of everything in only monetary value. Be ready to fight at all times, and if the opportunity doesn't arise, then just beat your children or someone's children instead. In the summer, turn up your heat and turn on a few humidifiers to get that authentic Seoul atmosphere going, then in the winter, cover your floor in electric blankets and turn them up, and flick on your dehumidifiers up full blast.

Last but not least, when a situation calling for common sense arises, trust your instincts and then just do the opposite. Fuck em all. If that doesn't work, then just fight. You are not wrong. You are the man.

This needs to be tweaked slightly, but it certainly has the makings to become our Team motto.

[madeinkorea23]

fuck it....

[sleazie ninja number 47]

is still korean or does he just have a really nice wardrobe? My entire ebay watchlist is comprised of still and winqs stuff.

[Analog]

I'm pretty sure he's Korean.

How the hell can you fit winq's stuff - isn't he a 44?

[baskew]

for a minute there, i was hoping i read this as: TEAM DBZ

[sleazie ninja number 47]

for a minute there, i was hoping i read this as: TEAM DBZ

REEDIN' IZ FUNDIMENTEL KIDD!

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I'd like to call out the user named byuntae for our consideration...

[Analog]

^ Did he message you? This kid is so noob he's only fit to clean jeol-byung shim-bal. I've been noticing that there's actually a boat load of Koreans on this board.

byuntae

join date: 08-03-2007

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[designersheep]

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dear leader's doppleganger?

btw, I don't think still is korean. I've dealt with him a few times, and his last name didn't look like one.

[Analog]

^ When will we see your name on our official roster? I'm sure we can convince sleazie to give up his title of Minister of Propoganda in exchange for a bigger office with a view.

dear leader's doppleganger?

Dear Leader is blessed.

The heavens smile upon his glorious visage,

And their graces rain down upon his divine tushy like cherubim kisses.

He cannot be defeated.

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[sleazie ninja number 47]

btw, I don't think still is korean. I've dealt with him a few times, and his last name didn't look like one.

ds and dear leader both have nationality ambiguous surnames as well.

I too have noticed an influx of Koreans on the board. I think a lot of em just troll in supermarket. If there are too many, this board will goto shit, that's for sure.

dismal welcome aboard. Please allow the executive branch to handle the recruitment of any new members, esp. noobs who are essentially useless for our purposes. Thank you.

analogHow's our female recruitment process coming along? Should we send gaydream on m:i2?

[Analog]

Should we shift our focus to other targets, or continue our push to enlist insomaniac? She's being quite intransigent as expected.

As for still - Team DMZ does not discriminate based on nationality.

[Analog]

Executive Branch

ddohnggo : Dear Leader

sleazie ninja number 47 : Minister of Propaganda, Kiosk Overlord

Analog : Counter Intelligence

Lieutenants

goldengloves : Special Ops

dizzhizz "dizzy" : Cultural Attaché

dismalfuture :

Jeol-byung-dul

madeinkorea23 "minK" : Minion #2, House DJ

Liberation1945 : Minion #3, Ginseng Smuggler (Taekwondo Master?)

Tarmac : Minion #4, Kimchi Evangelist, French Tickler

daydream "gaydream" : Minion #5, The Messenger

Probation

dennisk "donkeykong" : Minion #99, Soju Pourer

Open Positions

Esteemed Disciplinarian

Archivist

Korbonics Sun-seng-nim

Most Favoured Minion (Minion #1)

Foreign Diplomats

jmatsu : Axis Powers Ambassador, Executive Hater

Recruitment Candidates

designersheep

still

Current Trainees

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[dizzhizz]

I'd like to call out the user named byuntae for our consideration...

I though I was the byuntae of the group...mo-ya?!

[Analog]

After reading some of dismal's posts I'd say he's got you beat

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TEAM DMZ state function, Saturday, August the 11th, to the morning of Sunday? How's it looking guys? do a little Hongdae or something?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I though I was the byuntae of the group...mo-ya?!

Dizz dont worry bra, you the man when it comes to byuntae jiral sekkis.

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can dear leader speak to us and give a morning greeting to the assembly? Hopefully on Korean time...

[madeinkorea23]

dismal, ill be flying into seoul in the evening of august 11th. hongdae holla

[dizzhizz]

TEAM DMZ state function, Saturday, August the 11th, to the morning of Sunday? How's it looking guys? do a little Hongdae or something?

Hongdae? I'm voting for Apku on this but I'll roll where the majority wants to go. Shit, we can do both in one night and try sobering up at the local joint nearby Non Hyun for some silly threesome action (no homo).

We might have to send MinK home early if he's past his curfew though...