Team DMZ

[dizzhizz]

It's official. I pledge my alliance to Dear Leader and all the hookers up North resting their heads on rocks and tree bark.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

no malt liquor, just cheap footwear and a nail salon in the basement. this means food stamps were useless.

im feelin the wizard sleeves on the team uniform but i dont think the slippers will fit on my clubbed foot.

No malt liquor is a serious setback for your applicancy, but any deformed body part more than makes up for that.

First, you must study our ideologies. Second you must embrace said ideologies as truths -- building blocks of life, if you will. Lastly, you must sacrifice your Paypal login ID/Password. They will no longer be of any use to you. Then and only then will you learn how to marinade meat properly.

dizzhizz welcome to the brotherhood, chingoo.

[NESK]

holy shit. youre a fucking celebrity after that. i dont want to be a team member, ill just be your loyal fanboy and stand behind you and point alot.

[dizzhizz]

If NESK is older than you, then by customary law we must obey his wishes as our greater senior and provide fake Prada wearing cunts at his disposal. Is this not the obligatory rule of our dear leader?

[NESK]

im on the kim jong self-embalming diet. only my eyebrows age now.

[Fabulaz]

Damn...

so dog farms are real?

나는 지금 막 방귀를 뀌었다. 나는 당신을 키스하고 싶다.

[dizzhizz]

Damn...

so dog farms are real?

As real as a trendy Korean in New York wearing designer goods.

[Fabulaz]

My friend is Korean. Can I join?

[jb1910]

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[Tyler Durden]

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where did you find tat picture of me and you!!! tyler durden is now pissed!

[Liberation1945]

Damn...

so dog farms are real?

나는 지금 막 방귀를 뀌었다. 나는 당신을 키스하고 싶다.

so you just farted and you want to kiss me?

yes please.

[Liberation1945]

you left out soju in the tags...

are you sure you're korean?

[Guest jmatsu]

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[sleazie ninja number 47]

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Lolololerzzz.

And enough already with the dog farms and such, we're trying to break down barriers, not buttress them.

For instance, Koreans make some of the best fried chicken in the world.

Did yall know that?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

yeah those are actually fried dogs

WoRd?

DS: although you already have representation, you have an open invitation to join team DMZ, however hijacking other members is not in our m.o. Be that as it may, your dramatic waywts and chiseled features would be a welcome addition to any combative effort.

[dunkin deeznuts]

you left out soju in the tags...

are you sure you're korean?

werd

whats a night out with out

soju, kalbi, and rub n tugs!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[sleazie ninja number 47]

free rub n tug with every 100 posts under the guise of DMZ!!! Long live Sung Hee Lee!!!

[sleazie ninja number 47]

so you just farted and you want to kiss me?

yes please.

Liberation are you "bboh-bboh" worthy?

I would've listed soju but then Jmat would've claimed that it was actually called/spelled shochu, and things would've gotten hectic. It give me really bad hangovers too, so I try not to partake, esp. the lemon kind.

[kauflust]

will there be peanut buttered roast squid?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

never had that before, they got that in madison? all i thought they had derez was bratwurst and miller beer...

[kauflust]

no i had it in s korea...hoping as a kiosk vendor you would stock it

[sleazie ninja number 47]

no i had it in s korea...hoping as a kiosk vendor you would stock it

ill have my P.A. look into it...thanks for the squid tip, buddy. I havent been to Seoul in almost 10 years, kind of funny.

[kauflust]

of course, why would you? capitalist pig traitors...with excellent street food.

[Liberation1945]

Liberation are you "bboh-bboh" worthy?

I would've listed soju but then Jmat would've claimed that it was actually called/spelled shochu, and things would've gotten hectic. It give me really bad hangovers too, so I try not to partake, esp. the lemon kind.

i'm about as bbohbboh worthy as a teenage korean kid who likes to shoot pool, play pc games, smoke cigarettes, drink, and take pictures of themself.

the roast squid can be had at various korean supermarkets(hanahreum)...personally i like mine to have no added flavor besides maybe dipping into some gochujang.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

liberation overnight me some sticky photos (but no flowery background) or send me the link to you xanga page and we'll talk.

[Fabulaz]

I'm assuming there is a starcraft team associated with this...

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I'm assuming there is a starcraft team associated with this...

Nah mang. World of Warcraft.

[englandmj7]

I once met an old construction worker from Arkansas who was doing projects here in the bay area.

He was working on my apartment and told me a story about this time he was working at a house belonging to an old Korean couple in the city (SF). So he gets there and notices whilst surveying the backyard that they have a large kennel with about 15 small white terriers in it; he thinks nothing of it and goes into the house.

The couple offers him a soda and since they were pretty old/slow he offered to get it himself from their fridge. He went into the kitchen and opened it up to find a freshly skinned white terrier. Needless to say, he was pretty surprised, but said nothing. He was apparently compelled to report it to authorities afterwards, but he never did.

Does the canine-consuming sect of koreans prefer to eat certain breeds of dogz???????!?!??

[Analog]

I believe I've found our mascot, lurking in the food section.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I once met an old construction worker from Arkansas who was doing projects here in the bay area.

He was working on my apartment and told me a story about this time he was working at a house belonging to an old Korean couple in the city (SF). So he gets there and notices whilst surveying the backyard that they have a large kennel with about 15 small white terriers in it; he thinks nothing of it and goes into the house.

The couple offers him a soda and since they were pretty old/slow he offered to get it himself from their fridge. He went into the kitchen and opened it up to find a freshly skinned white terrier. Needless to say, he was pretty surprised, but said nothing. He was apparently compelled to report it to authorities afterwards, but he never did.

Does the canine-consuming sect of koreans prefer to eat certain breeds of dogz???????!?!??

At first I thought that this could be one of the racial charged jokes jmatsu suggested you might have in your repetoire, but I sense no comic delivery in this. honestly, I did not know the practice even existed stateside, first time I've heard of it -- but then again, I'm a self-hating korean with deep seeded issues of cultural repression. As far as breeds go, I hear a sashimi grade shitzu goes quite nicely with a late harvest riesling.