Team DMZ

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I wish our house dj was around to play some ambient shit.

[dizzhizz]

let's take a vote on what female we want(will kidnap)...uhh...let's see...fuck there's really not much of a choice here.

Ummmm...mrspark? Wait is she a he? I'm obviously too lazy to search.

[Analog]

I say we nab jj - she's the only female here that makes me laugh.

Liberation - do you really study the Korean Art of Kicking Really Really Hard ?

[Liberation1945]

jj is a good choice...

jj, do you enjoy the company of korean men? of course you do.

i used to as a kid...i study muay thai nowwwwww.

[Guest jmatsu]

or you could represent...

why not kidnap insomaniac and brainwash her?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

jj has a nice palette and sexy complexion, but I think she's begs 4 life.

We also need our first ggam-deng, yanawmean?

[Liberation1945]

insomniac is a good idea...we'll get her while she's laying in grass.

jj can work at our room salon, no? she can pour drinks, dance, and make us feel like kings.

[Analog]

or you could represent...

why not kidnap insomaniac and brainwash her?

I dunno... you're the Axis Powers Ambassador, and she's your homie... sure your not trying to plant a spy ??

jj has a nice palette and sexy complexion, but I think she's begs 4 life.

Then our objective is clear : we need to eliminate Begs with extreme prejudice. Not only do we gain jj, but designersheep as well !!

...but first -- we'll need more minions...

.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

or you could represent...

why not kidnap insomaniac and brainwash her?

insomniac's WAYWTs are hella.

[wEstSidE]

isn't analog a girl? i think?

this thread is funny.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

isn't analog a girl? i think?

this thread is funny.

ANLAOG TRNASNEDS SEXUAL CLASSIFICATIN

[Liberation1945]

^ there's our first one sleazie.

[ddohnggo]

koreans still harbor resentment (as far as i know) with japanese. keep that in mind!

[Guest jmatsu]

I dunno... your the Axis Powers Ambassador, and she's your homie... sure your not trying to plant a spy ??

Then our objective is clear : we need to eliminate Begs with extreme prejudice. This will not only garner us jj, but designersheep as well !!

.

we don't even need spies.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

^ there's our first one sleazie.

Yes, our first black male spotting. Thrilling isn't it? I told you it would happen.

WESTSIDE IS MAH TENNIZ BUDDY...AND SUPLEEEM CONEXTION

[wEstSidE]

Yes, our first black male spotting. Thrilling isn't it? I told you it would happen.

WESTSIDE IS MAH TENNIZ BUDDY...AND SUPLEEEM CONEXTION

word.

when can i introduce opium and crack into your community?

[Guest jmatsu]

Yes, our first black male spotting. Thrilling isn't it? I told you it would happen.

WESTSIDE IS MAH TENNIZ BUDDY...AND SUPLEEEM CONEXTION

yo didn't you say that koreans make some of the best fried chicken in the world?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

yo didn't you say that koreans make some of the best fried chicken in the world?

Thats a fact jack. I never met a korean that didnt beast over some popeyes fried chicken...NEVAH!

But there is a frying technique that certain places in NY and LA ktown use, where they double deep fry the chicken. There was a NY times article about it not too long ago. Ill try to dig it up.

west Our minion #1 spent most of our discretionary funds on thai hookers, but once we replenish said funds with the sale of malt liquor to your community, we will certainly scoop some crack up from you. scratching each other's backs so to speak.

[Analog]

we don't even need spies.

Hubrisâ„¢

[Guest jmatsu]

koreans still harbor resentment (as far as i know) with japanese. keep that in mind!

well i hope and i assume that team dmz doesn't.

[Liberation1945]

see this can be a wonderful cultural exchange. we can share fried chicken recipes and drink lots and lots of liquor.

korean fried chicken:

double fried, crispy without so much batter, not greasy, flavored(usually soy garlic or "hot"). this shit is pure crack and goes down well with beer.

jmatsu: i harbor no resentment at all. i wear hosoi vans. shiiiiiit.

[Analog]

yo didn't you say that koreans make some of the best fried chicken in the world?

They use dog fat. You didn't hear it from me, though.

[wEstSidE]

uhh...this is so racist (fried chikinz is a WEST african tradition).

but i'm not even going to joke like i don't like fried chikin

BRING ME UR FINEST CHIKINZ.

[Analog]

I don't think Insomaniac could survive in the dog-eat-dog world that is Team DMZ.

BRING ME UR FINEST CHIKINZ.

wEstSidE, are you petitioning for membership?

[ddohnggo]

well i hope and i assume that team dmz doesn't.

team dmz does not harbor ill will towards anyone. except for major douchebags on sufu.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I BLING CHIKINS U BLING SUPLEEME...

jmat some of our young firecrackers might carry some deep seeded ill will towards your people, however, the executive branch (myself included) habor no ill will toward those imperialist noodle slurpers

[Guest jmatsu]

I BLING CHIKINS U BLING SUPLEEME...

jmat some of our young firecrackers might carry some deep seeded ill will towards your people, however, the executive branch (myself included) habor no ill will toward those imperialist noodle slurpers

i like koreans better than laotians or the hmong.

"imperialist noodle slurpers?" are you talking about the chinese or italians?

i harbor no ill will to the eaters of rotten cabbages/daikon.

[Analog]

team dmz does not harbor ill will towards anyone. except for major douchebags on sufu.

Yes. We are taking names, making lists.

Cry havoc,

And let slip the dogs of war!

(the ones that haven't been eaten, that is...)

[Analog]

i like koreans better than filipinos, laotians or the hmong.

Zing !!

(what is hmong ?)

[wEstSidE]

I don't think Insomaniac could survive in the dog-eat-dog world that is Team DMZ.

wEstSidE, are you petitioning for membership?

show me what you look like first.