Team DMZ

[sleazie ninja number 47]

yeah its a double entendre...but obviously, i dont think you're a byung shin, i think you're a G. Are you in dallas? but feel free to make your own position up.

Anti-intelligence is funnier actually.

[Analog]

Close. Toronto.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Close. Toronto.

Oh i get it. When you said "give us Steve Nash back" you were speaking on behalf of your country and not the Mavericks. I got you. Toronto is tight. One of my ex's ummah lives in mississauga, so I know all about square one and shit.

[Fabulaz]

Did you stab those kids at Square one today? I bet they didn't pay up for their time in the PC bang and you stabbed them, didn't ya?

On another note, shouldn't you be helping the guy who's looking for a starcraft cd key or something?

[madeinkorea23]

woah. i got a pm from sleazie ninja that i can use the sig for Team DMZ and put my position. am i dreaming?

[tk1o48]

i dont eat dogs, i have virgin eyelids, but im korean. nah mean

[madeinkorea23]

testing sig. do i have to put 보신탕 on it too sir?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

testing sig. do i have to put 보신탕 on it too sir?

No you do not, unless you do irritating things like call me "sir." Don't you know enemy snipers will always target those that are being saluted? Didn't you watch "A Few Good Men"?

Gentlemen: Please welcome Tarmac as the latest member of DMZ. He will be in charge of our ministry. His official title will be Kimchi Evangelist, however, since sufu is a religion-free zone, he will go by his unofficial :wink wink: title of French Tickler.

Please resume your daily lives.

[Tarmac]

thanks. any questions about microscopic shrimp, PM me.

[madeinkorea23]

so if Tarmac is in charge of our ministry, what does that make you sleazie ninja? i thought you were in charge.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

so if Tarmac is in charge of our ministry, what does that make you sleazie ninja? i thought you were in charge.

I appreciate your enthusiasm and dedication. But please stop asking so many bloody questions. Dont you know the difference between an executive branch of government and Department of Kimchi Ministry? Don't you know anything about separation of powers? Separation of church and state? Must I spell it out for you, young soldier?

Here, I will make yet another movie analogy: Remember in the movie Casino when the gaming comission was all over Robert DeNiro's character (after he fires the commissioner's less than competent nephew, played by Joe Bob Briggs)? DeNiro kept on changing his official title so that he wouldn't draw any additional heat, remember? So yeah, I'm that guy. I'm Ace Rothstein.

[madeinkorea23]

haha now i get it. it all makes sense to me now.

[dizzhizz]

Dismal needs to be up in here as well.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Dizz: thank you for your suggestion. It has been duly noted. At this time new memberships will cease to be granted, as this organization is growing faster than budgetary constraints will allow. You would not want dmz to suffer from financial stretch marks would you? Good, neither would I.

In the interim, try to accumulate some points and good will from the masses: post a decent looking fit, suggest some new shit in music or other media, bake a cake, tell a funny story, something! As a fledgling organization, this will make your dear leader very happy.

[ddohnggo]

this will make dearleader very happy

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Ddohnggo, don't front. We both know that you don't have any appropriate attire to wear to a kalbi jib -- unless you got some diffusion line rags that you keep handy for such an occassion.

[Tarmac]

one of you OG Coreano muhfukkas must know somebody who went to school with somebody who knows somebody who went to church with this chick. I'm determined to meet (stalk) her...as soon as she turns 18 or 21 or 12 whatever. hook it up. I'll pay you 20 pairs of rubber slippers for her 010s, nahmean

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Perusing the Self Edge Thread, I came across the Gauze B. Son Henley (which I've handled in person, and it is unbelievably soft). It also gave me my first random Korean thought of the day, which is, Koreans pronounce the word "gauze" as such: "GAW-jee." We are a people incapable of pronouncing this word.

[Analog]

Refer to your Team DMZ handbook : Item No.247 "No pictures of fobby girls allowed in the official Team DMZ thread"

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Refer to your Team DMZ handbook : Item No.247 "No pictures of fobby girls allowed in the official Team DMZ thread"

Moreover, please refer to subsection a, clause 3 of said Item No. 247, wherein it states: "no pictures displaying armpit fat will be tolerated."

Analog, in Tarmac's defense, he did just receive the handbook.

[Guest jmatsu]

are you guys christians?

[Analog]

Not religious. You?

[ddohnggo]

are you guys christians?

i'm the offspring of reverend sun young moon.

[Guest jmatsu]

Not religious. You?

nope.

i'm not getting stupid, but i was wondering why there seems to be a huge christian korean population. do the girls take it seriously?

[Analog]

To be honest, while I'm aware of the large Christian Korean population, I'm so disconnected from Korean culture (both here in North America and in Korea) that I wouldn't be able to give you any real insight.

But, from my limited experience, it seems to me that Koreans are incorrectly depicted as being particularly 'devout'.

.

[ddohnggo]

nope.

i'm not getting stupid, but i was wondering why there seems to be a huge christian korean population. do the girls take it seriously?

there's a huge korean christian populate because of the US occupation in south korea. spreading the luv of da jejuhs

[Guest jmatsu]

there's a huge korean christian populate because of the US occupation in south korea. spreading the luv of da jejuhs

did your family give you a hard time since you listen(ed?) to punkrock and hardcore?

[Analog]

On a side note, I get the impression that the "Korean Experience" is somewhat different in the U.S. than it is here.

Or maybe it's just my experience that's been different.

.

[Guest jmatsu]

My immediate family isn't religious either.

last question, then we can get back to talking about beating on bitches, eating dog, and yakiniku...

what is korea's original religion? i.e. japs have shinto.

[ddohnggo]

did your family give you a hard time since you listen(ed?) to punkrock and hardcore?

nah, never gave me a hard time. just didn't understand why i would listen to screaming all day long.