Team DMZ

[Tarmac]

my girl thinks shes high class, she's all about

markuh jacobsuh

ellomesuh (hermes)

lubutteng (christian louboutin)

bibian westuwoodu

she thinks my iron hearts look stupid

[sleazie ninja number 47]

WESTIE:

On the surface, we are trying to come up with sayings that matsu can use in his korean hostess bar endeavors that will best assist him in scoring some bbohji aka the ill nah nah.

On a secondary level, we are exploring the ubiquitous topic of label whoring amongst koreans.

On a tertiary level, we are trying to figure out how to brainwash insomniac.

[Analog]

Seriously, though...

Begs is great, but what does Team Begs do, really? Isn't it just a Begs worshipping cult? Most of the members can't even spell his name, let alone pronounce it.

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[sleazie ninja number 47]

Dios mio, do i or do i not buy a henley right now with the flash sale...

[Analog]

^ Moo-sun-soh-ree-yah? Henu-ree? Frah-shee sell?

[Guest Airjamie]

Seriously, though...

Begs is great, but what does Team Begs do, really? Isn't it just a Begs worshipping cult? Most of the members can't even spell his name, let alone pronounce it.

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Red started it as a joke. Its a reference to some headphone forum.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

^ Moo-sun-soh-ree-yah? Henu-ree? Frashee sell?

E-noh-mah, B.son henree, from Sell-Puh Eh-Duh-Juh... E-Shibb poro ggah-gguh-jah-nah!

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Red started it as a joke. Its a reference to some headphone forum.

That's why I get intimidating PMs from red, in the form of rep, saying that the Team reigns Supleeeme.

[Analog]

Kiya-nom-sekki nun weh e-rum-e hankook cha e-rum e-nyah?

That's why I get intimidating PMs from red, in the form of rep, saying that the Team reigns Supleeeme.

Don't worry. We will clush them.

[wEstSidE]

my girl thinks shes high class, she's all about

markuh jacobsuh

ellomesuh (hermes)

lubutteng (christian louboutin)

bibian westuwoodu

she thinks my iron hearts look stupid

does she really say it like that? shit is mad funny if she does.

this is an in depth thread indeed.

btw, what is "ddonggho"??

[sleazie ninja number 47]

does she really say it like that? shit is mad funny if she does.

this is an in depth thread indeed.

btw, what is "ddonggho"??

If you are referring to dear leader, his name translates to "asshole" as in an actual anal orafice.

You kopp anything from the sale? I think imma gonna pass diss round.

[dizzhizz]

yes i will make sure the glasses are always full and i will bring out a couple friends who are in the music industry in korea right now. they are rooming together in apkujung and i will do my best to bring those two beezies out.

Friends in the music industry? Living in Apku? This is great. And your only 17. I'm going to go to jail in two weeks time.

Oppa chal hae-jool-kae.

[wEstSidE]

If you are referring to dear leader, his name translates to "asshole" as in an actual anal orafice.

You kopp anything from the sale? I think imma gonna pass diss round.

no i didn't. i wanted one of those b.son t-shirts but they didn't let me talk to sycamore.

does stuntastic work there? he'd be a suitable replacement, i guess.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

no i didn't. i wanted one of those b.son t-shirts but they didn't let me talk to sycamore.

does stuntastic work there? he'd be a suitable replacement, i guess.

I don't think anyone in the phillipines that even knowz about sufu needs to work. but thats just a gross assumption.

[wEstSidE]

whaaaa???

but they posted pics sitting outside of there. "silversun pickups on repeat"

also, i think sycamore has a job somewhere else.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

whaaaa???

but they posted pics sitting outside of there. "silversun pickups on repeat"

also, i think sycamore has a job somewhere else.

I dont really keep track of where everybody is from, but I do know Virginia is for lovers, nah mean? You down with SSPU?

[Analog]

whaaaa???

Stunt is currently in the Philipines.

[wEstSidE]

I dont really keep track of where everybody is from, but I do know Virginia is for lovers, nah mean? You down with SSPU?

haha, I'm down with Kennedy. SSPU is alright by me. VA is for hustlaz.

stuntastic confused me with that selfedge shot, esp. since it was the first chat edition pic.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

haha, I'm down with Kennedy. SSPU is alright by me. VA is for hustlaz.

O-KAY playboy.

stuntastic confused me with that selfedge shot, esp. since it was the first chat edition pic.

he rooks pil-li-pi-no to me.

[Guest jmatsu]

thanks for all the korean lessons. i'll try to practice cause it's this friday night.

if i forget i'll just pull out a wad of cash and say "boji...how muchee?"

can't i just roll up there and be like "i'm down with dear leader and the dmz!! how you like me now?!"

[sleazie ninja number 47]

thanks for all the korean lessons. i'll try to practice cause it's this friday night.

if i forget i'll just pull out a wad of cash and say "boji...how muchee?"

can't i just roll up there and be like "i'm down with dear leader and the dmz!! how you like me now?!"

Fer fakk sake! Have some tact. Dizz's suggestions are gems. On hindsight, I dont think you want to use mine (the one about wiping your ass with benjamins), it could invoke the wrong kind of imagery.

[dizzhizz]

thanks for all the korean lessons. i'll try to practice cause it's this friday night.

if i forget i'll just pull out a wad of cash and say "boji...how muchee?"

Jmat - that will result to a swift crane kick to your balls. play it safe and show some courtesy. after you finish half the bottle, then stick your hand down her shirt and ask for her best PINKLE impression on the mic. Slowly whisper in her ear that Ddokdo is Korea's and then she will drop her panties in a hot instant.

You can do it!

Follow-up pics would be nice.

[Guest jmatsu]

Fer fakk sake! Have some tact. Dizz's suggestions are gems. On hindsight, I dont think you want to use mine (the one about wiping your ass with benjamins), it could invoke the wrong kind of imagery.

which one? honestly the girls probably speak jap pretty well, but i thought it'd be cool to spit some sexy-ass romantico shit in their own language. i heard there's a champagn room and everything (it's actually just a karaoke box). i'll let you guy's know next monday when i'm in jp.

what do korean people think about japanese born koreans (zainichi) raised in japan who are devoid of a korean identity?

[ddohnggo]

are there a lot of japanese born koreans? aren't most japanese not down with most other non-japanese azns except for korean soap stars?

[Guest jmatsu]

are there a lot of japanese born koreans? aren't most japanese not down with most other non-japanese azns except for korean soap stars?

there are alot of jap born koreans. i'm sure alot of narrow minded japanese don't really look at them in the same light, but you'd never know the difference unless they still used their korean names.

[dizzhizz]

are there a lot of japanese born koreans? aren't most japanese not down with most other non-japanese azns except for korean soap stars?

There are tons of Japanese born Koreans. Geographically, its the closest neighbouring country and the majority of Koreans who have resided there usually changes their family names as well and assimilate well in the Japanese culture. I've actually met a few and you can sense that they feel much more comfortable being a Japanese national rather than a stubborn, soju drinking Korean.

I'm not too sure about other Asian talent making it big in Japan asides from Korean stars. Perhaps J-matsu can enlighten us.

[Analog]

What about the opposite - Korean born Japanese - a lot of them too? How are they treated by Koreans?

[Liberation1945]

a whole bunch of japanese celebs/sports stars/whatever are zainichi...lots of yakuza too.

i know zainichi face a lot of discrimination and even some legal restrictions are put upon them(as far as i know)

korean chicks + karaoke is a sure bet. you can go the comic route and sing some pop(HOT's Candy for example), you can be cool rap guy and do something by Drunken Tiger, or if you're confident enough kill it with some ballads(lee hyun woo does it for me)

[Guest jmatsu]

I'm not too sure about other Asian talent making it big in Japan asides from Korean stars. Perhaps J-matsu can enlighten us.

the thing is (and i'm not trying to represent the original actual axis powers here, okay...?), like the jew, koreans in japan own alot of huge companies and have great influence. basically they are korean only by blood. they have infiltrated many facets of japanese biz, whether it be showbiz (like the jew in hollywood), import/export, etc.

another really interesting fact is that pachinko probably originated in korea, according to my sources. 90% of the pachinko industry is owned by korean descended japanese.

i would say that korean stars are more popular than other non jap asian ones in japan.

[ddohnggo]

does that mean if team dmz rolled through japan we could get some bbohji ?