Team DMZ

[Analog]

I still only have 19 watchers. I'm very disappointed.

[dryice]

why are we giving up our nukes?

[dizzhizz]

Were they hot? If they weren't hot I don't wanna hear 'bout it.

They were alll hardcore Christian missionaries...there's nothing hot about that.

[madeinkorea23]

wait its already the 3rd, where have i been? kind of curious to see what minK looks like nekked.

do you really want to see topless pics of me? is it really required? if i do will it get me bumped up to lietuenant or atleast ahead of kimchigirl on the minion list.

and one more thing, some fucker on the japanese thread gave me my first neg. rep. damn 일본 미친놈

[goldengloves]

Oops – I meant all-rubber but typed all-leather. Yeah, I don't think you can replace an all-rubber sole.

I would've just replied over there (SZ), but I swear sometimes I see tumbleweeds rolling through that place...

Yea, it get's quiet over there...

.....it's fucking hot here....

[madeinkorea23]

and honestly. no 17 year old supple flesh right here. i get my grown man on

[dizzhizz]

Why can't we ever have any decent looking ki-chib-aes on the LPGA? Shit is completely dominated by them and they all look like they got hit by the 9-iron ugly stick.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

i think once their daddies realize they have no future in a k-pop group or as a duh-rah-mah series actress, they make em go to the driving range ASAP.

[Analog]

Any of you play golf? I can't stand it, but I hear a lot of Koreans play like it's a religion.

[madeinkorea23]

so sleazie. do i have a chance to move up.

[madeinkorea23]

im actually playing golf tomorrow.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

minK i like you and all, but where exactly would you like to be moved? Do you really think you have what it takes to be a Lieutenant? Please advise.

[wEstSidE]

i want our federally mandated fake woman back.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

yeah, i wonder where she went. maybe she got scared away. maybe she's in a private chatroom with jmatsu.

[Analog]

Who you talkin' 'bout?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

your auction ends tomorrow, eh?

[Analog]

yup. doesn't look good though. might take longer than I'd hoped.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

well, with a big ticket item at a high starting bid, you're really not going to get any bids until the last hour. But all you need is one buyer, right?

[Analog]

yea, I'm hoping one of my watchers comes through tomorrow. I'll get rid of it sooner or later.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

how come you're not keeping it? is it too big? the leather looks really nice.

[Analog]

It's a great jacket, but a) it's bigger than expected, and turns out I can't really pull it off lol

[wEstSidE]

link plz .

pattie may tht jkti z nXtlvl

[madeinkorea23]

sleazie, as one of the first batch of people to be recruited, i feel that i am ready to take on the position under lietenant. i have provided with decent images and video clips and afterall i am korean. i have also been neg repped twice on the japanese thread and i am willing to accept those negative reps in order to allow DMZ to strive. please take this into consideration. thank you.

[dryice]

go recruit some white girls, then i'm sure he'd consider it.

jpegs are required - bra and panties optional!

[Guest jmatsu]

i don't need kimcheegurl anymore. dmz, you can have her back. no hard feelings.

[kimchigirl]

do you really want to see topless pics of me? is it really required? if i do will it get me bumped up to lietuenant or atleast ahead of kimchigirl on the minion list.

and one more thing, some fucker on the japanese thread gave me my first neg. rep. damn 일본 미친놈

never, little one!

[kimchigirl]

i don't need kimcheegurl anymore. dmz, you can have her back. no hard feelings.

you heartbreaker you.

[wEstSidE]

kimchigurl if u get the eyelid surgery, i''ll recommend u 2 greet asshole ddhonogo

o yea n u gotta freind me on myspice my usernam is CRACK n i got a fuked up profile pix

[kimchigirl]

kimchigurl if u get the eyelid surgery, i''ll recommend u 2 greet asshole ddhonogo

o yea n u gotta freind me on myspice my usernam is CRACK n i got a fuked up profile pix

i need to see a picture of you first to approve.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

sleazie, as one of the first batch of people to be recruited, i feel that i am ready to take on the position under lietenant. i have provided with decent images and video clips and afterall i am korean. i have also been neg repped twice on the japanese thread and i am willing to accept those negative reps in order to allow DMZ to strive. please take this into consideration. thank you.

REQUEST DENIED.

Please don't take this personally or as an insult, but I simply don't think you are ready to become a Lieutenant. As our highest ranking minion, you have a tremendous amount of responsibility to shoulder. As such, quit whining and act accordingly.

As for your infiltration of the Japanese thread, I'll have to read the transcripts, but I believe those were unauthorized kamikaze-styled missions, and whatever neg rep you received was probably deserved.