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the best compliment you have ever recieved


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"Keagan, your hair is fucking massive. You're gorgeous/You've got chisiled features- you should model"

Or just, "Keagan, your hair is fucking massive"

My absolute favorite is "You should look into modeling", or something similar though.

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Oh one time some black guy was saying I dressed like a girl and he pull aside a random girl in the hall and when he asked her if she thought I dress liked a girl she responed "no, he is fucking sexi" and then I fucked her in the girls bathroom and shot up a rig of smack, removed her tampon with my teeth and watched her poop.

All in the girls bathroom.

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Oh one time some black guy was saying I dressed like a girl and he pull aside a random girl in the hall and when he asked her if she thought I dress liked a girl she responed "no, he is fucking sexi" and then I fucked her in the girls bathroom and shot up a rig of smack, removed her tampon with my teeth and watched her poop.

All in the girls bathroom.

half this story is true.

the second half.

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what the fuck is a "guy dude" then?

You ment to write "gay dude" right? Implying that I was being obnoxious?

guy, dude

guy dude

minya cleared up what I was trying to imply.

Thanks minya.

As in, why would I say that you're gay?

Seriously, i'm sorry for the confusion.

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minya cleared up what I was trying to imply.

Thanks minya.

As in, why would I say that you're gay?

Seriously, i'm sorry for the confusion.

wait a sec.

why did you PM me to say you thought everyone on this thread was G.A.Y then?

man, you a very weird customer.

i dont think our the kind of poster who is welcome here.

right?

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one time

when i was in my high school spanish one class

i had to walk between desks

and i had to get all close to this huge black dude who also between the desks

and when I passed by him

he leaned into me

and said

"damn nigga, you smell good - no homo"

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i made some chick just absolutely cum dirty all over me, g spot porno spraying style. she claimed it had never happened before and she couldn't stop shaking or jabbing her nails into my back. def best compliment ever. it happened 3 times that night and we couldn't sleep in my bed because it was so disgustingly soaking wet.

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