These emo girls at my school...

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[showbiz00ditc]

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quoted for truth

i miss this thread

[Analog]

Front bum.

[cuddlysheep]

people from the eastcoast. please stop viewing the links prefferably by midnight EST. server is super slow right now. regards.

[LeatherSeatBelt]

why dont you just fuck them?

[Tyler Durden]

cum stings the eyes. BLINDNESS!!! money shot! penis. poke poke. eyeballs.

get the picture.

[Guest jmatsu]

worth the effort??

[Guest jmatsu]

i wanna poo on this girl so baaaaadddd!!!!

[Guest jmatsu]

oh yea

first chick looks like a girl i know .. /avoided fucking because 2 of my friends did by the time she liked me ... yea ..

but then again she sometimes looks like this:

[polishmike]

dude, she works at abercrombie and fitch, sweet. i would do her but i'm not picky.

[Guest supernoob]

id fuk nething.

[Analog]

You are a machine.

[Guest supernoob]

i parse based on a) do it got vagina,

then was it born wit it???

and finally c) is it human???

[Analog]

Is that like MS Vagina Basic?

[Guest supernoob]

yes

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[poly800rock]

do all emo girls have shaved pussies now? cuz i might need to do round two to get some of that.

[Guest jmatsu]

do all emo girls have shaved pussies now? cuz i might need to do round two to get some of that.

seriously, i really wanna bang some wack emo girl just to do it. the aftermath probably would suck, but i don't mind.

do you gotta be emo to fuck emo girls??

[Guest jmatsu]

fuck a corny white chick first

set goals for yourself man, come on

i fucked a corny white girl back when i was in college...would want to do that again though.

aren't emo girls kinda corny, but a different kinda corny??

[NESK]

ive boned two suicide girls and am not emo. it can be done. just be ready to talk about how uncool eveyone else is on your date.

[keagan]

All scene girls do shave unless they're fat or really ugly... fact.

And they all refuse to grow it out (re;EWWEWEWEW HIAR IS LIK GROSS!1!1!!).

This is 67.3% of the reason I try not to deal with them anymore.

I like hair and whatnot.

Most of them think they know how to have sex well (re;IM SO COMFERTABELELE WITH MY SEXUALITSY)

but when it comes down to it they're bone dry.

The ones with nasty drug addictions are best.

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I thought this was a man.

[_ironman]

Ages of consent by state are listed on wikipedia....

Same for Canada where it's 14 anyways...

yes but if you (the guy) are over 18 like the majority of us, you'll likely get charged with all kinds of shit;

because if you're over 18 and are dating/fucking a 14-18 year old, chances are the judge will see it as an exploitative relationship, whereas you would probably be seen as having tricked or tainted an innocent/youth/minor/whatever

then it'll be your turn to bend over :eek:

[Analog]

[Guest jmatsu]

i'd just assume that keagon get's mad emo bitches cause being a lesbian is considered cool/hip with emo people.

[keagan]

didn't you get the fucking memo?

I look like fabio

i've got 8 penises. 14 balls.

[keagan]

l. AM .MAN.

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[breams]

didn't you get the fucking memo?

I look like fabio

i've got 8 penises. 14 balls.

You only have 1.75 balls per penis. You're a freak.

[keagan]

and no asshole

I shit out of my mouth.

[Halifamous]

Fuck every girl you can while in highschool.

I looked like a fucking skinny abercrombie tool with a dumb haircut at that age, but I figured I had standards or some shit and I turned down lots and lots of free, no strings, nasty awkward sex.

Who the FUCK do you still talk to from highschool? Who cares who you fucked, I wish I had plowed every slattern, grenade, emo-girl, nerd, or underager who looked at me half pouty in the hallway.

Shit, I had a key to the teachers lounge and the gym teachers office, I could have been rocking the shit that those old ass matriculators jerked off to at night.

You can never (cept omc) get em that young again.

Get it done.

F'reals.

[sean_]

truer words have never been spoken hali

[Halifamous]

Although I believe that you recently observed that while I have gotten exponentially better looking, I am not above banging dumpy hipster hookers from time to time.

Time to time being 3:30AM.