who did you have sex with last night?

[mizanation]

ok, this is a new improved poll. the goal of this poll is to accurately monitor the sexual activity of superfuture members.

this time you can select multiple choices. so if you had sex with a frog, a tv, and some dude, you select all three.

[cheapmuthafukr]

i voted for 2... myself, and some chick... was thinking about the ex wife and some chick.

[mizanation]

thanks cheap, as always, for your unabashed honesty.

[viv1984viv]

I wouldnt mind knowing the frequency of sex for people, by comparison it would be cool to find out if im a horny little boy or an almost asexual guy - I kind of fluctuate in response to the phases of the moon.

[Halifamous]

I wouldnt mind knowing the frequency of sex for people, by comparison it would be cool to find out if im a horny little boy or an almost asexual guy - I kind of fluctuate in response to the phases of the moon.

Do you mean comparison with other people to see if you're getting a lot vs. them? Or that sometimes you're basically asexual and sometimes you're a horny little boy?

Because I definitely have the second thing going on, I'll go months without really needing sex, then have a week where I go crazy and end up sleeping with like three people.

[__3xL]

Some ugly butterface with an awesome body . I don't do the whole take a stranger home from club thing - so I vaselined my balls up heavily .

I figured that small barrier of extra protection on top of standard condom wear could keep ole 3xl from genital warts .

kewel thing was even after like 2 hours of sexin - I smelled no poochie odors in the air or on me .

oh her name was Kaitlin <sp>

[coleslawyum]

^Vaseline deteriorates the structure of latex condoms, due to its petroleum base. Go with a waterbased jelly.

[mizanation]

3XL, after 2 hours of dogging her out, the petroleum-based vaseline probably worked it's way up to the resevoir of the condom, creating micro tears and allowing the anxious viruses easy passage into your organism. sorry, dude. should have paid attention in sex-ed.

[alterion]

3 xl pwned by the internet, harsh

[viv1984viv]

Do you mean comparison with other people to see if you're getting a lot vs. them? Or that sometimes you're basically asexual and sometimes you're a horny little boy?

Because I definitely have the second thing going on, I'll go months without really needing sex, then have a week where I go crazy and end up sleeping with like three people.

Well im in a great relationship. But some weeks or days ( 3-4 days ) im rampant and probably behaving like a horny little boy, then for 3 or 4 days i get distracted by something else and spend a whole day without thinking of sex. I used to think exercise was the cause but I dont know if it increases my testosterone and libido or if it tires me and my peen out. Sometimes my girl kickstarts me out of my low libido times and sometimes im just sexed out for the whole of the next day or two. So err yeah. Ebbs and flows....

[mwrenchd]

there's no "your mom" option? wtf.

[digital_denim]

or "my sister/brother"

[red]

oh shit. its a public poll.

[mizanation]

your mom = some chick

your sister / brother = some girl / some dude

unless you are dating them. or married to them.

[ayn]

oh shit. its a public poll.

lol, what animal was that if you don't mind me asking... lol...

[apu]

oh shit. its a public poll.

LOL, some dude + an animal for red

was it the thrill of ur life?

edit: forgot to ask if it was a threesome

[Vitamian]

Steamed buns?

[mizanation]

steamed buns = an object.

[__3xL]

^Vaseline deteriorates the structure of latex condoms, due to its petroleum base. Go with a waterbased jelly.

I am aware of this cole - but were you guys listening to me at all :-(

3XL, after 2 hours of dogging her out, the petroleum-based vaseline probably worked it's way up to the resevoir of the condom, creating micro tears and allowing the anxious viruses easy passage into your organism. sorry, dude. should have paid attention in sex-ed.

I greased my nutsack up - nowhere near the condom . the condom didn't even sit all the way to the base of my peen . You think I'm giving ooglee girls every inch of it ? c'mon

The only way the condom got vaseline on it at all is if my sack was hitting her thighs or asscheeks and I bumped and grinded on that very same area with the rubber .

which I didn't ..

Trying to play me like I'm some n00b ey ? :-(

[__3xL]

ugh double post

[mizanation]

I am aware of this cole - but were you guys listening to me at all :-(

I greased my nutsack up - nowhere near the condom . the condom didn't even sit all the way to the base of my peen . You think I'm giving ooglee girls every inch of it ? c'mon

The only way the condom got vaseline on it at all is if my sack was hitting her thighs or asscheeks and I bumped and grinded on that very same area with the rubber .

which I didn't ..

Trying to play me like I'm some n00b ey ? :-(

the virus has already worked its way to the brain, eating away at the cerebral cortex, creating dillusions of grandeur and general psychosis. soon, you will start nervously rubbing your hands on your thighs for no reason. due to lack of oxygen, your palms and fingers will turn blue. shortly thereafter, you will begin to blabber non-sensically about whiskers, honeycombs, spiders and atari video games.

then your dick will fall off.

[kauflust]

^ lol

tenchar

[__3xL]

I'm oh so very tempted to neg kauf for laughing at that ... I like his sig though ..

oooo

[percy]

sex with another person is overrated

[valhalla]

steamed buns = an object.

mean i got it right then.

[mr fluffernutter]

bagel is an object too right?

[Chicken]

some dude:

(i'm out there. none of you are safe.)

[denimdestroyedmylife]

that isn't funny

see anyone laughing?

no.

no one is laughing.

that's because it isn't funny.

[mizanation]

some dude:

(i'm out there. none of you are safe.)

is that a look of excitement, extacy, or extreme pain?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

yes........