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How old is too old to Teabag???


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how old did you stop teabagging?  

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  1. 1. how old did you stop teabagging?



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Guest Airjamie

So im notorious for teabagging people at parties. Im sorry but you obviously know youre going to pass out...so go do it in your car...or in the bed room...or just dont keep fucking drinking if youre not willing to risk one of the many stupid things other drunk people will do to you. So anyway, on St. Pats, I teabagged some kid who was obviously with a bunch of hichschool girls and shouldnt have come to a college party anyway (but we let him in cause he was with the girls), but as i was putting on my giant foam cowboy hat and fake moustache and prepping the boys to be lowered onto this poor bastards face sos we could get a picture, for the first time in my life i actually felt like "maybe this is kindof immature". Needless to say i never follow that little voice in my head and the kids nut-covered face is now posted on flyers all over his highschool (thanks to the girls who came with him) with some kindof fake "this is why you shouldnt drink" thing attached. So heres my question, at what point did the rest of you guys stop doing shit like this, or did you stop at all?

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On Saturday, I just got back from the bar with my friends and we were playing NBA 2K7 in my room. Somehow, this kid passes out while playing 2K7 with me so I take a bunch of lotin and crushed up lucky charms and put it all over this kids face. We also shaved his left eyebrow and half his right eyebrow. He wakes up like half an hour later and starts bugging out.

I thought it was pretty funny.

edit: i'm not sure nuts on forehead constitute teabagging. Anyways that's a little homosexual/not cool anyways. You could mess with passed out people, just not do something gay that you would not want people to find out about...

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Guest youngteam
So heres my question, at what point did the rest of you guys stop doing shit like this, or did you stop at all?

how about i never started laying my scrotum on the faces of high school boys, wacko jacko.

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what about "docking with plop", wich means you put your foreskin over his penis head, and he puts his foreskin over yours. then you pull apart and it makes a *plop* sound.

that should teach him to drink responsibly.

HAHAHAHAHAHA you just pushed this thread to another level.

i think it would be enough for you to put your man-tits on his face.

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what about "docking with plop", wich means you put your foreskin over his penis head, and he puts his foreskin over yours. then you pull apart and it makes a *plop* sound.

that should teach him to drink responsibly.

i thought that was called "Schnoodling".

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