What does it taste like?

[__3xL]

I was thinking the same thing when I saw the video raised . Only like 4 out of the 500 girls were actually cute at all ..

That was a 500 person orgy . One guy or two lasted like 30 minutes longer than everyone else . Whole thing was like 1 hour tops

[billiamgates]

http://bipftredux.ytmnd.com/

[Bandwagonesque]

Gardeners in short supply in Japan or something?

[doctorgnar]

My boyfriend says that when he eats me out I have a strange taste. I think I might also have a smell. How can I fix this?

Bessie, U. of Miami

Bessie,

It's possible that you're having a "feminine hygiene" issue, although this problem has been way blown out of proportion and women have been made paranoid about having smelly genitals. In reality, healthy vaginas have a range of smells and tastes depending on their owners, so if you bathe daily and wash your vulva thoroughly with soap and water, you may not have any problem at all. Before you jump to any conclusions, find out how experienced a muff diver your boyfriend is and whether he is qualified to tell a normal pussy flavor from an abnormal one.

Also, keep in mind that the taste of your vagina is affected by what you ingest, so if you smoke, drink coffee and alcohol, and eat a lot of meat, fish, or spicy foods, these flavors will come out in your pussy juice. For sweeter nectar down there, you can try switching to a vegetarian diet and eliminating as many toxic habits as possible.

Of course, it is also possible that you may have an infection of some sort. If you have a yeast infection, you would probably be itching in your crotch and having a white chunky vaginal discharge that smelled like baking bread. If you had a bacterial infection, you might have a yellowish or greenish discharge that smelled really nasty, along with vaginal pain or itching. If you're having any of these symptoms, visit your doctor or campus health center and get it checked out.

http://www.collegesexadvice.com/strange-taste.shtml

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Of course, it is also possible that you may have an infection of some sort. If you have a yeast infection, you would probably be itching in your crotch and having a white chunky vaginal discharge that smelled like baking bread. If you had a bacterial infection, you might have a yellowish or greenish discharge that smelled really nasty, along with vaginal pain or itching. If you're having any of these symptoms, visit your doctor or campus health center and get it checked out.

I once heard a story about "Mayonnaise pussy". This explains the horrifying phenomenon a little more clearly. The Doc comes through yet again...

[onemancult]

i just cried a little at that mayonnaise pussy jawn. it is just too horrifying to

think about hellman's like that.

[insidertrading]

Of course, it is also possible that you may have an infection of some sort. If you have a yeast infection, you would probably be itching in your crotch and having a white chunky vaginal discharge that smelled like baking bread.

any dude encounter one of these when eating a girl out?

[red]

i am never reading this thread while eating again.

[thomas_highstreet]

i just cried a little at that mayonnaise pussy jawn. it is just too horrifying to

think about hellman's like that.

bwahah!!! back of the net!

[buffalocloud7]

lotsa fresh fruits and veggies plus drinking plenty of water and its like a bed of roses!

[BRAD PIFFERY]

i just cried a little at that mayonnaise pussy jawn. it is just too horrifying to

think about hellman's like that.

.........hmmmm I remember I was going out with this bitch...she had this issue that she would get wet EASY....various times she had some sort of vaginal infection..but the cool thing was when i wanted to hit that shit...she'd be a trooper and let me tag the chocolate factory all the time while on said infection...the fuckin best

[cureOne]

.........hmmmm I remember I was going out with this bitch...she had this issue that she would get wet EASY....various times she had some sort of vaginal infection..but the cool thing was when i wanted to hit that shit...she'd be a trooper and let me tag the chocolate factory all the time while on said infection...the fuckin best

post of the century

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

i have experienced the unpleasantness of the mayonnaise. thankfully not orally, but it was on my dick. i was 19, and too horrified to even say anything.

and yes, i finished.

[sidneylo]

So THAT'S what that thick white stuff was... oh god. OH god... now my memories are haunting me of the all the times... *shudders*

And yes, I finished.

[BRAD PIFFERY]

you know theres something wrong, when after fuckin a ho, your schlong looks like a stick dipped in batter

[munkyballz]

you know theres something wrong, when after fuckin a ho, your schlong looks like a stick dipped in batter

MMMmmm. Fish and chips.

That or maybe she just wants to eat s/t instantly after the post-fuck munchies... Can't blame the girl for her fast metabolism.

[rome1]

That shits just straight nasty, or what about when she's riding you on top and the juice gets all over your thighs and shit. Gotta wipe um' dry on her sheets. def gross.

[mr fluffernutter]

wwwwwweeeee

daerht ssorg a tahw

[Guest DUM]

bump for new members.

[GiZMO]

yo how do you not like that

[silence_kid]

wow, I've never laughed so hard on SUFU.

[landho]

Had a friend who earned the moniker "Captain Redbeard."

[silence_kid]

Had a friend who earned the moniker "Captain Redbeard."

is this a reference to a fire bush or....you know, the red shit down there that isn't hair...?

[landho]

is this a reference to a fire bush or....you know, the red shit down there that isn't hair...?

He didn't concern himself with lunar astronomy, if you know what I mean.

[jyoni]

varies. Usually leaves my mouth feeling chalky, but that's not really a taste.

I would say long-term general hygiene is the determining factor. I'm sure it's like working out. Some girls stick with it, some girls go apeshit for a few months and then lapse.

[LiberationFrequency]

jesus fucking christ i may never go down on a chick ever again.

thanks?

[kunk75]

canteloupe is what i've always thought a nice fresh one tastes like.

[jayrock]

good bump

[DüM]

bump for Vs Toto

[Jkissi7]

tastes like the best chicken I have ever ate.